Kitty Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Why are there entrails and severed limbs all over my bathroom?!?! :mad: No more turns until I get this mess cleaned up! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: How about, 'starving, forgotten NZ hobbits eat Mike'? That has a cheery ring to it. Only an Aussie would post that a hobbit has a cheery ring!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 *muttering quietly* The limbs. The limbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: *muttering quietly* The limbs. The limbs. They certainly aren't from Mace's family tree - it doesn't branch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: *muttering quietly* The limbs. The limbs. Sounds like a job for the "Cleaner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: *muttering quietly* The limbs. The limbs. If you mutter even more quietly, you might have the silence of the limbs Thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: *muttering quietly* The limbs. The limbs. They certainly aren't from Mace's family tree - it doesn't branch. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: I'll have you know that there is no branching required when evolutionary perfection is involved. Mace Or a dead end is reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 THE FRIGGIN' LIMBS THOUGH!!!!!! GGGG HHHH HHHGGGGGGG GHGGGGGG RRRRRRRRR HRRRRRRRRRRG! And how did that one get on the ceiling?!?!?! :mad: :mad: It smells like carrots and throw up in here! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: I'll have you know that there is no branching required when evolutionary perfection is involved. Mace Or a dead end is reached. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Sorry, water restrictions prevents me from washing your car. Mace Ummmm, what your government isn't telling you. This is where you live. Note what is surrounding your whole freakin' country. Get a desalinator or two, whydoncha. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: I'll have you know that there is no branching required when evolutionary perfection is involved. Mace Or a dead end is reached. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Probably his wife/sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Get a desalinator or two, whydoncha. :mad: Why? Once the water catchments start to fill up we'll be right. But I still won't wash your car. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Note what is surrounding your whole freakin' country. Other, smaller, yet even more annoying countries? Wait...Canada isn't near Oddstralia, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Oddstralia is surrounded by other, smaller, more advanced countries - like Tasmania , Papua Nieu Guinea, and East Timor. We put them there to stop the Aussies getting out. Sadly the 'net has circumvented the main aim of this quarantine - that we would't have to actualy have conversations with them! [ July 25, 2004, 08:36 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Anyone want to wash my car? Since when did they give a limbless git like yourself a drivers licence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Who said he drives it? It's only dirty 'cos he slobbers all over it in the garage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Note what is surrounding your whole freakin' country. Other, smaller, yet even more annoying countries? Wait...Canada isn't near Oddstralia, is it? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Ok, Skunknads is fine now. Sending turns in 5 minutes. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Canada being much smaller than Australia, right? What's this, question 2 on the Standardized American Global-Geography Test? :mad: :mad: PPffffzzzttt...... Dont' be silly - they wouldn't ask these in an American test - they'd ask questions there's a chance the kids would know the answer to!! Like "Is there a MacDonald's in New York?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Last post was over 2 hours ago!!!! ARGAR AGR AGR ARGA RGA RGGGGGGGGGG AGR ARGARGAGRARGA! :mad: :mad: *makes whip cracking sound* You ARE whipped!!!! Whipped maggots!!! Enjoy your "Wings" reruns and toe sucking!! :mad: RARRRR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Amazon.com should change their name to Morons.com. :mad: :mad: I placed an order over the weekend. My account had my old email address, no biggy. Until the order form said a confirmation email was sent to the old address and it wasn't forwarded to my new one. So I went in and edited my account to reflect the email change. Now AmazingIdjits.com account status states I have no orders. Apparently, the account name is your email address - something that is as stable as a hollywood marriage, timeless as the ebb and flow of the tides. So I writes to them, I does, asking about the precccious, and explain I changed my email addy just after the order was placed. They write back that they have no record of an order under my new email address. "Yes", I reply, "I mentioned that in the original message. Would you kindly check under my old email address to make sure te order is indeed placed?" "Oh, please reply to this with your old address in the 'From' line and we'll get back to you." "Um, I DID mention my old address recently stopped forwarding mail, didn't I?" Why, yes, I did. :mad: :mad: [ July 26, 2004, 09:52 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioneyes Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Amazon.com should change their name to Morons.com. :mad: :mad: I placed an order over the weekend. My account had my old email address, no biggy. Until the order form said a confirmation email was sent to the old address and it wasn't forwarded to my new one. So I went in and edited my account to reflect the email change. Now AmazingIdjits.com account status states I have no orders. Apparently, the account name is your email address - something that is as stable as a hollywood marriage, timeless as the ebb and flow of the tides. So I writes to them, I does, asking about the precccious, and explain I changed my email addy just after the order was placed. They write back that they have no record of an order under my new email address. "Yes", I reply, "I mentioned that in the original message. Would you kindly check under my old email address to make sure te order is indeed placed?" "Oh, please reply to this with your old address in the 'From' line and we'll get back to you." "Um, I DID mention my old address recently stopped forwarding mail, didn't I?" Why, yes, I did. :mad: :mad: Dude They're just trying to protect you from internet fraud. Where's the compassion? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Lioneyes: Where's the compassion? :confused: That would be in any thread but this one. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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