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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Natalie Merchant is that teeny chickie who sounds like she has a mouth full of marbles and is always leaning to one side.

Bleah.

No, that's Condoleeza Rice. </font>
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Composed Upon Westminster Bridge, Sept. 3, 1803

Earth has not anything to show more fair:

Dull would he be of soul who could pass by

A sight so touching in its majesty:

This City now doth, like a garment, wear

The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,

Ships, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie

Open unto the fields, and to the sky;

All bright and glittering in the smokeless air.

Never did sun more beautifully steep

In his first splendour, valley, rock, or hill;

Ne'er saw I, never felt, a calm so deep!

The river glideth at his own sweet will:

Dear God! the very houses seem asleep;

And all that mighty heart is lying still!

William Wordsworth

(Written on the roof of a coach, on his way to France)

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Percy Bysshe Shelley - The Indian Serenade

I arise from dreams of thee

In the first sweet sleep of night,

When the winds are breathing low,

And the stars are shining bright;

I arise from dreams of thee,

And a spirit in my feet

Hath led me - who knows how?

To thy chamber-window, sweet!

The wandering airs, they faint

On the dark, the silent stream;

The champak odors fail

Like sweet thoughts in a dream;

The nightingale's complaint,

It dies upon her heart,

As I must die on thine,

Oh, beloved as thou art!

Oh, lift me from the grass!

I die! I faint! I fail!

Let thy love in kisses rain

On my lips and eyelids pale.

My cheek is cold and white, alas!

My heart beats loud and fast:

Oh! Press it close to thine again,

Where it will break at last!

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

Emma, that was haunting. And because, especially, of the ending, it got me thinking of Kelpies...are kelpies a Scottish or an Irish mythical being? I can't remember...

They are indeed Scottish.. </font>
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It's Oirish!!!

So there must be Irish Kelpies too..

Gits, is nothing sacred?

Ohh more google foo... you sure it was KELPIES and not SELKIES?

LMAO!!!

Ohhh and more....

Some believe the myth of the selkie, the seal that becomes human...

[ March 25, 2005, 05:55 AM: Message edited by: **YK2** ]

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I guess that's why I couldn't remember which claimed the kelpies...heh.

Gee...I just realized how much this thread is gonna get me in dutch with "the boss".

No hatred. No bile. No venom.

Just kind words, lovely poetry and helpful discourse.

Yep...I'm in trubble when Joe gets back.

Unless...what if he doesn't *come* back. He could have "an accident"...yes....

Hmmmm....

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*Tippy toes into Joes chambers*

Ohhh look what I found,Joes big book of Cesspool rules....

*flicks through pages*

Bah what a load of boring old crap, time for a change me thinks..

Lady Moraine as acting Junior Justicar in Training don't you think these rules of Joes are a little out-dated? ..

I think as your initiation you should make the first NEW RULE .

*Tears all the pages out of Joes gold bound book*

and just for good measure.....

*Takes a sledge hammer to the stone tablets*

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Hmmmm...I do believe you are correct.

And as Queen, I'd be ill-advised not to take your suggestion, so...

New Rule 1: Henceforth, SSN's must wear a tutu upon entering the thread.

Edict #1: 37mm is forthwith stripped of all titles and lands and reduced to Squire...again. For deriliction of duty, being only partly French...and being a downright tit, you are now not only not a Kniggit...you are a SquirETTE! You must wear a leotard and frilly skirt until you re-prove your worth.

More rules and edicts to come as I think of them...

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Well, well, well a heretical thread title leads to a heretical thread full of heretical posts written by heretical heretics… why does that… err this not surprise me?

This is just plain disappointing the last ‘official’ thread turned into a running weather report (the half arsed Waffles seem to be copying EVEN that as well!!) only spiced up by my miracles and as for this, this, ‘thread’…

*that last word is spat out of the Messiahs mouth with pure venom & contempt*

Oh I can see the future now…

The Peng Poem Thread

The Most Beautiful Thread in the World

The One True Thread (ahh but what is truth?)

Dear Peng if this is what you’re all like AFTER I arrive (whom apparently you don’t need… HAH!) Peng only knows what you were like BEFORE!

And as for this heretical edict I don’t bow to secular authoritiesesses especially twisted cowa… nice pleasant ladies who won’t send me my turn

[ March 25, 2005, 07:26 AM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

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Hmmm numero due# should be:

All horsemen of the Apocolypso will be stripped of their titles and 4 new horsemen chosen... ASAP...

Anyone interested in these positions should form an orderly line outside the Ladies chambers cos we'll have to check your credentials...

P.S. don't forget to floss!

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