Yeknodathon Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 [releases a slowly controlled passage of wind across a frosty, night-time paddock bush] More sprouts, vicar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Pulled into the Cesspool, was feelin' about half past dead; I just need some place where I could lay my head. "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, and "Sod Off!", was all he said. Take a load off Berli, take a load for free; Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me. I picked up my beer, I went lookin' for a place to hide; When I saw Emma and the Devil walkin' side by side. I said, "Hey, Emma, come on, let's go downtown." She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around." Take a load off Berli, take a load for free; Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me. Go on, Mister Peng, there's nothin' you can say It's just ol' Seanachai, and he's waitin' on Apocalypso Day. "Well, Seanachai, my friend, what about young Boo Radley?" He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Boo Radley company?" Take a load off Berli, take a load for free; Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me. Joe the Justicar followed me, and he caught me in the fog. He said, "I will fix your rules, if you'll kick Noba, my dog." I said, "Wait a minute, Joe, you know I'm a peaceful man." He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you beat him when you can." Take a load off Berli, take a load for free; Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me. Catchin' a buzz now, t'take me down the line My stock is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time. To get back to Mister Peng, you know he's the worst one. Who sent me here with his regards for everyone. Take a load off Berli, take a load for free; Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [releases a slowly controlled passage of wind across a frosty, night-time paddock bush] More sprouts, vicar? Takes a firm grip on the riding crop and makes several savage, controlled cuts through the air with it, worthy of a Heidelberg dueling master Pain is a natural part of life. That's why it's taken me many years of 'life experience' to refine it to where it's not. It's time to flay some donkey arse, and raise a great squealing and braying onto Heaven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Takes a firm grip on the riding crop... [shuffles round to offer one firm buttock, plants front hooves into the frosted mud, lips and tail trembling in anticipation] ...and makes several savage, controlled cuts through the air with it, worthy of a Heidelberg dueling master [ripples with pure delight at the sight of diminutive Terrance Stamp swordplay...] Pain is a natural part of life. That's why it's taken me many years of 'life experience' to refine it to where it's not. It's time to flay some donkey arse, and raise a great squealing and braying onto Heaven... *sniff* Can I be Bathsheba? [playfully offers the other buttock for fond patting] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Takes a firm grip on the riding crop... [shuffles round to offer one firm buttock, plants front hooves into the frosted mud, lips and tail trembling in anticipation] ...and makes several savage, controlled cuts through the air with it, worthy of a Heidelberg dueling master [ripples with pure delight at the sight of diminutive Terrance Stamp swordplay...] Pain is a natural part of life. That's why it's taken me many years of 'life experience' to refine it to where it's not. It's time to flay some donkey arse, and raise a great squealing and braying onto Heaven... *sniff* Can I be Bathsheba? [playfully offers the other buttock for fond patting] </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 [drags packing boxes through the approaching chilly dawn to fashion steps and platform up to a suitable height...] [ December 03, 2004, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [drags packing boxes through the approaching chilly dawn so fashion steps and platform up to a suitable height...] [Excited!]Is that for the camera ??????[/Excited!] Noba. ps. don't forget the lighting...gotta get that right ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 [... and snorting sand upon the boxes so that those with toes can get good grippage...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Piss off! Piss on! Piss off, Piss on! Piss off! The Pisser... Berli: Swine! Seanachai: Piss off for a minute, Berli, I'm pissing on Emrys! Berli: Pissing off here, boss. Seanachai: Back. How you doin' tonight, lad? ... Seanachai: Berli? Berli: Pissing off, here, boss! Seanachai: Oh, piss off! Piss back on, dammit! How you doin'? Berli: I'm ok, you pissant. And you? Seanachai: Well I'm pissed. Berli: About what? Seanachai: People who take the piss out. Berli: Pisser. Who's pissed you off, specifically? Seanachai: The whole fecking world is full of piss. It pisses me off. Berli: Well, piss on it. Seanachai: Don't think I won't! The piss merchants! Berli: Are you over your cold? Seanachai: Almost. Going to get completely pissed tonight. Piss on 'em tomorrow, I say! Berli: How's life going? Seanachai: It's a pisser. Berli: Yeah, it is. Seanachai: And you? Berli: Piss on 'em all. Seanachai: God bless. How 'bout that Peng, eh? BOTH: That piss monger! Berli: Well, piss off, then. Seanachai: You to, you puddle of piss. Berli: When shall we three piss again? Seanachai: When the moon rises over the Cesspool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I haveta pee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Any chance you guys can come and collect Boo Radley? He's way out of his depth in the Waffle thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 4, 2004 Author Share Posted December 4, 2004 Nope, keep him. If he's outta his depth there, he's way outta his depth here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: Any chance you guys can come and collect Boo Radley? He's way out of his depth in the Waffle thread. He's not out of his depth, he's just dead drunk. Happens all the time. Christ, Soddy, one would think that you, of all creatures, would recognize that. Or are you dead drunk again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I haveta pee... Do you do that in an Italian accent? Just wondering... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I haveta pee... Do you do that in an Italian accent? Just wondering... Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Boo, the Foole of the Pool, is mucking about the Waffles, eh? You've got the right of it, Berli, let them keep 'im. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 More Arty, don't EVER post at the exact same time as me. Just don't friggin' do it. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Any chance you guys can come and collect Boo Radley? He's way out of his depth in the Waffle thread. He's not out of his depth, he's just dead drunk. Happens all the time. Christ, Soddy, one would think that you, of all creatures, would recognize that. Or are you dead drunk again? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Sod say's... I'm off to see some uni chums today Sod means... "I'm off to see my Mum today, she'll be as drunk as ever so I'd better join her" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Sod say's... </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I'm off to see some uni chums today Sod means... "I'm off to see my Mum today, she'll be as drunk as ever so I'd better join her" </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 go here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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