_Axe_ Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 And for the n00bs amongst you, if MasterGonorrhea starts talking smack, in our last match he raced a KV-2 down a hill without infantry support with a PTDR riding shotgun. He also purchased six ampulomets while on defense. He's all bark, no chuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Bah Humbug. Goodale indeed. I think you are all delusional. We KNOW that Goodale has been sentenced in absentia by the government for whining unmercifully of glory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Ampulomets are show and no go. Fairly decent in freaking dry-ass wheat or brush tile, if you have 2-4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 GGGRARGAGRAGRAGRAGRAGRAGRGRGAR!!!! :mad: ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!! :mad: I'm gonna use your lower intestine to tie balloons at my daughters next birthday party you pimple-faced dull-craniumed knuckle-dragging slope-headed hot-machine-gun-lead-swallowing land-mine-stepping-on limb-lost-and-found-visiting buttery-kraut-bellied non-tnt-chucking wannabe fledgling maggot!!! :mad: :mad: I swear to myself I'm gonna crispy your wrinkly little sh*t-speckled lips so bad you won't be able to say nothing but "phhh pphhh pfh phhh phff!!!!"for 10 years!! :mad: How dare you pop those maggoty little lips up from that steaming pile of Kraut sh*t you've been slurping on for years and pipe in with your 2 pfennig!!! :mad: You're going down wannabe!!! I'm gonna sling, chuck, toss, throw, hurl, slather, shoot, thrust, and by any means neccessary propel more TNT in your direction than you can shake Dave's 2 inch di*k at!!! :mad: I'm gonna shove a PVC pipe up this fat Kraut prisoner's a$$ I captured from Snarker over a year ago bend him over, pack him with liquid TNT and kick him in the tiny Kraut nads until he blows a TNT Fart in your general direction Sir!! :mad: GGAARAGRARGARGAGRAGRAGRAGRGRAR!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Who the hell let him back in?? :mad: :mad: :mad: Just 'cos th ethread is named after him don't mean he's fit company for civilised nongs!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 I'm liking this. Back to basics :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 I think it's funny that the last victory MissusSournuts can post is Becket. That maggot has been MIA for almost a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Have you bought Afrika Korps, MasterButtNugget?? Mike the Whiner won't take me up on my challenge so I want a 3-year game to keep me entertained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Snow falls lightly, The flakes dance about, To get through this long winter, I must kill many a dirty kraut. :mad: :mad: Winter's coming you chimp flippers. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 gArgharahrgahGHAGHRGAHRGAHRGHARH :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 <font size=5 font color=orange>Good Afternoon, Cheery Waffles!!</font> I see that Kitty's dad has wandered through a couple of times lately. Talk about the maggot returning to the scene of the crime. Whatever medication he's been on for the last six or eight months, he needs a refill. Here's a little puzzle for you real-time mouse clickers. It looks simple, but watch how quickly your reflexes cause you to lose, early and often. Reverse Let's see, current PBEMs: My Germans are all taking long cool drinks from the Gorgon Pool, while Pseudo's British troops try to push us out. Wait until the Stukas get here! Like so many of the BDLRM participants, Mace has been complimenting me on the balance of the scenario. Sort of. I'm taking what he says as a compliment, anyway. He's just about run out of transportation because his jeeps, and now his Hellcats, have gone to that great junkyard in the sky. Mike the wino has been promising an overwhelming armored assault for about two or three months. I did have a Stuart spot an Italian mortar crew in the middle of the street this turn, so I suppose that was his big attack. Watson & Crick has me trying to attack through the bocage. He appears to have a German HMG bunker around every corner, with plenty of wire and mines. Oh yes, and panzershreck teams, too. Time is the Allied problem here - I doubt that I'll have enough. :mad: Soddball and I are conducting a very leisurely playtest of a scenario. He sends a turn back to me every month or two, except when he takes a long break. My Germans are taking a pounding, but since it's happening in slow motion it doesn't seem so bad. The Dominions 2 PBEM has been fun, but its going very, very, VERY badly. I managed to get my pretender Seanachai killed, so it hasn't been a total loss. My lovely wife gets home tonight after spending the past week in Geneva and Venice. Being a bachelor just doesn't work for me. On the other hand, I've almost finished reading "Moby Dick" this week. Maybe I had to get into a properly depressed mood first, because I always found it painful to try reading before. Now the story is flowing right along. [ November 08, 2004, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Dave H ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 OMFG, it LIVES!!!! Have you been busy researching your defection to that great socialist mecca to the north? It's perfect for you...no booze and Lenin is considered a right-wing fanatic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: OMFG, it LIVES!!!! Have you been busy researching your defection to that great socialist mecca to the north? It's perfect for you...no booze and Lenin is considered a right-wing fanatic.No, I don't want to move to Minnesota. There are too many peculiar people and/or <font size=1>penguins</font> there already. After watching "Fargo", I want to stay far away from all of the psycho Jerry Lundegaards up there. Besides, I'm not too keen on hockey and ice fishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 You can crash at my place Dave. But you have to bring some of that bastard beer Snarker keeps going on about. If only to shut him up about it. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: You can crash at my place Dave. If only to shut him up about it. :mad: :mad: Axe's guestroom. Pretty nice digs. Look at the jacuzzi. If Axe would only fix the thermostat and do sumfink aboot those pesky birds. I wonder if they taste like chicken? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 We have the thermostat set at 18C (64F) so that picture is not too far off. Oh, and 10 centimetres (3.93701 inches) of snow today and it's still coming down. I passed half a dozen lunkheads in ditches on the way home. Stupid bizwitches. :mad: :mad: See? :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 9, 2004 Author Share Posted November 9, 2004 Never mind that. Whar's the camera looking at the good luck thingy? Oh, it'll have to wait. Time for an Arrogant Bastard Ale. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Not sure if this is the right one, what with all the darkness and stuff. Suckers. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: We have the thermostat set at 18C (64F) so that picture is not too far off. Oh, and 10 centimetres (3.93701 inches) of snow today and it's still coming down. I passed half a dozen lunkheads in ditches on the way home. Stupid bizwitches. :mad: :mad: See? :mad: :mad: :mad: I guess it is a good thing that I got my snowblower working this weekend. :mad: Woohoo! Time to wax the snowboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Not sure if this is the right one, what with all the darkness and stuff. Suckers. :mad: :mad: That would be it. Not much different in the daylight now. White = snow. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Not sure if this is the right one, what with all the darkness and stuff. Suckers. :mad: :mad: Question. How did you manage to travel forward in time to get a picture at 11:03:50 PM? :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Gaaaaa! The time keeps changing! :eek: I'm going to hide under the flannel sheets, comforter and two fleece throws. (I kid you not) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Gaaaaa! The time keeps changing! :eek: Uh, clocks have a habit of doing that. Gulping down the Robitussin again? As for why it's the wrong time, my guess is that those sharp Barrie boys got the Daylight Savings thing mixed up. "It's spring back, fall forward, right?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 I found Mike the Nongtickeler's theme song. Here's a snippet. Anymore than that and you'll be like Axe & cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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