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The Cheery Waffle Thread Goes Political! Guns and Butter! And TNT. Lots of TNT.


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GGGRARGAGRAGRAGRAGRAGRAGRGRGAR!!!! :mad: ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!! :mad: I'm gonna use your lower intestine to tie balloons at my daughters next birthday party you pimple-faced dull-craniumed knuckle-dragging slope-headed hot-machine-gun-lead-swallowing land-mine-stepping-on limb-lost-and-found-visiting buttery-kraut-bellied non-tnt-chucking wannabe fledgling maggot!!! :mad: :mad:

I swear to myself I'm gonna crispy your wrinkly little sh*t-speckled lips so bad you won't be able to say nothing but "phhh pphhh pfh phhh phff!!!!"for 10 years!! :mad:

How dare you pop those maggoty little lips up from that steaming pile of Kraut sh*t you've been slurping on for years and pipe in with your 2 pfennig!!! :mad:

You're going down wannabe!!! I'm gonna sling, chuck, toss, throw, hurl, slather, shoot, thrust, and by any means neccessary propel more TNT in your direction than you can shake Dave's 2 inch di*k at!!! :mad:

I'm gonna shove a PVC pipe up this fat Kraut prisoner's a$$ I captured from Snarker over a year ago bend him over, pack him with liquid TNT and kick him in the tiny Kraut nads until he blows a TNT Fart in your general direction Sir!! :mad:

GGAARAGRARGARGAGRAGRAGRAGRGRAR!!!

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<font size=5 font color=orange>Good Afternoon, Cheery Waffles!!</font>

I see that Kitty's dad has wandered through a couple of times lately. Talk about the maggot returning to the scene of the crime. Whatever medication he's been on for the last six or eight months, he needs a refill. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Here's a little puzzle for you real-time mouse clickers. It looks simple, but watch how quickly your reflexes cause you to lose, early and often. Reverse

Let's see, current PBEMs: My Germans are all taking long cool drinks from the Gorgon Pool, while Pseudo's British troops try to push us out. Wait until the Stukas get here! :D

Like so many of the BDLRM participants, Mace has been complimenting me on the balance of the scenario. Sort of. I'm taking what he says as a compliment, anyway. He's just about run out of transportation because his jeeps, and now his Hellcats, have gone to that great junkyard in the sky. :D

Mike the wino has been promising an overwhelming armored assault for about two or three months. I did have a Stuart spot an Italian mortar crew in the middle of the street this turn, so I suppose that was his big attack. tongue.gif

Watson & Crick has me trying to attack through the bocage. He appears to have a German HMG bunker around every corner, with plenty of wire and mines. Oh yes, and panzershreck teams, too. Time is the Allied problem here - I doubt that I'll have enough. :mad:

Soddball and I are conducting a very leisurely playtest of a scenario. He sends a turn back to me every month or two, except when he takes a long break. My Germans are taking a pounding, but since it's happening in slow motion it doesn't seem so bad.

The Dominions 2 PBEM has been fun, but its going very, very, VERY badly. I managed to get my pretender Seanachai killed, so it hasn't been a total loss. tongue.gif

My lovely wife gets home tonight after spending the past week in Geneva and Venice. Being a bachelor just doesn't work for me. On the other hand, I've almost finished reading "Moby Dick" this week. Maybe I had to get into a properly depressed mood first, because I always found it painful to try reading before. Now the story is flowing right along. smile.gif

[ November 08, 2004, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

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Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

OMFG, it LIVES!!!!

Have you been busy researching your defection to that great socialist mecca to the north? It's perfect for you...no booze and Lenin is considered a right-wing fanatic.

No, I don't want to move to Minnesota. There are too many peculiar people and/or <font size=1>penguins</font> there already. After watching "Fargo", I want to stay far away from all of the psycho Jerry Lundegaards up there. Besides, I'm not too keen on hockey and ice fishing. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

We have the thermostat set at 18C (64F) so that picture is not too far off.

Oh, and 10 centimetres (3.93701 inches) of snow today and it's still coming down. I passed half a dozen lunkheads in ditches on the way home. Stupid bizwitches. :mad: :mad:

See? :mad: :mad: :mad:

I guess it is a good thing that I got my snowblower working this weekend. :mad: Woohoo! Time to wax the snowboard. :D
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