Seanachai Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Well, golly gee, Mudhead, what do you think we should do? So I called them up, Boo, and I told them, 'Why don't you just take our Constitution? We're not using it right now...' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Shut up, hippies!!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Well, golly gee, Mudhead, what do you think we should do? So I called them up, Boo, and I told them, 'Why don't you just take our Constitution? We're not using it right now...' </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 [violently uproots a rather ripe thistle, moodily spraying soil and thistle roots around the paddock] Nothing better than figs for the consitution, I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Thistle, I say! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Thistle, I say! If I want something to move, nibbling a fig or two always does the trick. One can't have enough figs in tight situations. Lubrication. Much underated subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [violently uproots a rather ripe thistle, moodily spraying soil and thistle roots around the paddock] Nothing better than figs for the consitution, I say. I thought it was prunes. I hate prunes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Bran. Might as well just swallow a rope and yank it through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Well I went to an alehouse I used to frequent and I told the landlady me money was spent I asked her for credit, she answered me 'Nay' sure a custom like yers I could get any day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Boo and Seanachai: And it’s no, nay, never No nay never no more Will I play, the wild rover No never, no more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 And then from my pockets I took sovereigns bright and the landlady's eyes they lit up with delight She said 'we have spirits and wines of the best and the words that I spoke sure were only in jest' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Bran. Might as well just swallow a rope and yank it through. Right about now, I would love to eat a piece of cheese the size of my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Would you friggin' quit that ****e?!?!?!?! Damn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Boo and Seanachai: And it’s no, nay, never No nay never no more Will I play, the wild rover No never, no more Sorry, I dozed off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Once, several years ago,I fed about 5 feet of heavy cotton string to a neighbors dog I didn't like (didn't like the neighbor, not the dog). For the next week, the poor bastard had to go out every morning with a pair of scissors to cut off the dog's turd. Pissed him off, no end. I laughed every morning when I was awakened by his swearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Would you friggin' quit that ****e?!?!?!?! Damn! Aww, but Kitty, when was the last time you had two drunken louts singing jolly songs for your entertainment? I mean today. Within the last fifteen minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 I'll return to my parents as oft times I've done And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son And if they forgive me as oft times before Then I promise to play the wild rover no more! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 I'm a drunken lout and I'm sure Mace is too!!!! We'll sing our own damn song!!!!!! *clears throat* "Tying Knots in the Devil's Tail" lol look at this crap i can post: "Tying Knots in the Devil's Tail" Away up in the Sierry Petes where the yeller pines grows tall, ole Sandy Bob and Buster Jig had a rodeer camp last fall. . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Boo and Seanachai: And it’s no, nay, never No nay never no more Will I play, the wild rover No never, no more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: "Tying Knots in the Devil's Tail" Away up in the Sierry Petes where the yeller pines grows tall, ole Sandy Bob and Buster Jig had a rodeer camp last fall. . . . *takes a singing stance, one leg up on some log, or dead sheep carcass, or other object* Oh, they taken their hosses and runnin' irons and maybe a dog or two, an' they lowed they'd brand all the long-eared calves that come within their view 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I'm a drunken lout and I'm sure Mace is too!!!! We'll sing our own damn song!!!!!! *clears throat* "Tying Knots in the Devil's Tail" lol look at this crap i can post: "Tying Knots in the Devil's Tail" Away up in the Sierry Petes where the yeller pines grows tall, ole Sandy Bob and Buster Jig had a rodeer camp last fall. . . . DUDE...that was...beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 And any old doggie that flapped long ears, and didn't bush up by day, got his long ears whittled and his old hide scorched in a most artistic way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Now one fine day ole Sandy Bob, he throwed his seago down, "I'm sick of the smell of burnin' hair, and I lows I'm goin' to town 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 So they saddles up an' hits 'em a lope, fer it warn't no sight of a ride, and them was the days when a buckeroo could ile up his inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 They starts in at the Kaintucky bar, at the head of whiskey row, and they winds up down by the depot house, some forty drines below. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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