Michael Emrys Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Presumably by handling things that would have gotten him kicked out of a respectable English boarding school.Respectable... English... In what weird alternate reality are you living in that allows those two words to exist in the same sentence? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Never fear. YK2 and I shall see to it that your crucifixtion (upside down and backwards, just to be different) will be scheduled for a particularly sunny day none to far hence. We all want to be able to be present for it, y'know. So first, the BBQ, then the "roasting"... *drops a large chunk of charred pig fat onto the Ladies plates* I suppose that’s fineydoodle… suit’s me infact… I’ve still got a WHOLE load of dogma to teach… plus I'm looking for a donkey *trotters back to the raging inferno* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm:*drops a large chunk of charred pig fat onto the Ladies plates* *BLURGH* That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast... You sure you're not American? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You *do* know sucking up to me isn't going to save you, yes? I don't need saving... indeed I'm the ONLY one who doesn't require saving </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:*drops a large chunk of charred pig fat onto the Ladies plates* *BLURGH* That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast... You sure you're not American? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...There are those of us that actually eat breakfast, as opposed to just drinking our way through the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Berlichtingen: Yeah, but whatcha gonna do with him when he comes out of the closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...There are those of us that actually eat breakfast, as opposed to just drinking our way through the day... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 It isn't a beer gut (sadly). It's a "sit on my ass all day at work, and drink far too much coffee with far too much sugar in it" gut. But I work really fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: It isn't a beer gut (sadly). It's a "sit on my ass all day at work, and drink far too much coffee with far too much sugar in it" gut. But I work really fast! Soo yer say'n ye hav' ah' fat arse too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 No. Would you like to see? You can kiss it, while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: No. Would you like to see? You can kiss it, while you're at it. Nah' but ah lik ta kik yer wi mae Buits thar'. Haud up yer Kilt an' Puker them cheeks up laddie. *looks* ah ye be cheet'n yer goot Breeks on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Kilt? Only Scots (and some Kanucks) wear dresses, boyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 LMAO @Mensch You sound like I'd imagine a Scots pirate to sound.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Kilt? Only Scots (and some Kanucks) wear dresses, boyo. git oot ah' Toun! yer ah' croos dress'r? *looks* nice poumps thar laddie.. er.. lass.. er.. guid on yer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 You are either crazier than I imagined, or you need glasses very, very badly. Probably both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: ...having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...Mmmmm, garlic, peppers, and potatoes for breakfast. Add onions and I'm there! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Chorus: We are the world, we are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day So lets start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives its true we'll make a better day Just you and me... Okay, I'm willing to make a start. I propose that the Low Countries be divided between France and Germany. It's time to knock those bloody Dutch and Belgian buggers off their high horse and tread them into the mud that the rest of us live in. Further, England is to become a Protectorate of Scotland until such time as She shows herself capable of self-government. Next, all America Blue States will unify with Canada to create a new World Super Power, and all American Southern Red States will be returned to Mexico or Spain, to form a new source of cheap, ignorant labour willing to work for pork rinds, budweiser and the chance to interbreed without government hinderance. All Western Red States north of Oklahoma will be depopulated by driving all the inhabitants south into Texas. Ohio will be turned into a huge theme park based on the 'Road Warriour' movies, and anyone with a serious lust for the internal combustion engine and weapons will be allowed to rampage through the place with impunity, provided they get a permit and sign the appropriate insurance waivers. Oklahoma will be set up as a 5 star tourism 'Gateway to the Great Hunt' area. Hotels and resorts will cater to those who wish to join a safari into Texas, there to hunt the inhabitants in their native environment. Rather like Kenya or Tanzania. Finally, everyone in California will be sold into slavery to the inhabitants of Oregon and Washington, who will use them to fuel a new economy that doesn't depend on selling every single tree to the Japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: ...having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...Mmmmm, garlic, peppers, and potatoes for breakfast. Add onions and I'm there! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ohio will be turned into a huge theme park based on the 'Road Warriour' movies, and anyone with a serious lust for the internal combustion engine and weapons will be allowed to rampage through the place with impunity, provided they get a permit and sign the appropriate insurance waivers. So, it's business as usual is what you're saying? You have absolutely no imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 If a pig hasn't died, can it really be breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You have absolutely no imagination. I'm one of the clearest thinkers of this Century. Just for that, I shan't share my vision for Asia, Australia, and the rest of Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm one of the clearest thinkers of this Century.Bugger you. You just made me waste a glass of vodka *cleans monitor* And now a song, blantantly ripped but suitable none the less: I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'Til they got a hold of me. I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see. I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down And I'm feeling mean. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene. I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down And I'm feeling mean. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene. My dog bit me on the leg today. My cat clawed my eyes. Ma's been thrown out of the social circle, And dad has to hide. I went to church incognito. When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith, He recognized me, And punched me in the nose. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene. - Alice Cooper Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Presumably by handling things that would have gotten him kicked out of a respectable English boarding school.Respectable... English... In what weird alternate reality are you living in that allows those two words to exist in the same sentence? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Tell me do you think it'd be all right If i could just crash here tonight You can see i'm in no shape for driving And anyway i've got no place to go And you know it might not be that bad You were the best i'd ever had If i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago I might not be alone Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take its place...hey jealousy And you can trust me not to think And not to sleep around If you don't expect too much from me You might not be let down Cause all i really want is to be with you Feeling like i matter too If i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago I might be here with you Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take its place...hey jealousy She took my heart There's only one thing i couldn't start Gin Blossoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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