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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Presumably by handling things that would have gotten him kicked out of a respectable English boarding school.

Respectable... English...

In what weird alternate reality are you living in that allows those two words to exist in the same sentence? </font>

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

Never fear. YK2 and I shall see to it that your crucifixtion (upside down and backwards, just to be different) will be scheduled for a particularly sunny day none to far hence. We all want to be able to be present for it, y'know. So first, the BBQ, then the "roasting"...

*drops a large chunk of charred pig fat onto the Ladies plates*

I suppose that’s fineydoodle… suit’s me infact… I’ve still got a WHOLE load of dogma to teach… plus I'm looking for a donkey

*trotters back to the raging inferno* </font>

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

You *do* know sucking up to me isn't going to save you, yes?

I don't need saving... indeed I'm the ONLY one who doesn't require saving </font>
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Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:*drops a large chunk of charred pig fat onto the Ladies plates*

*BLURGH*

That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...

You sure you're not American? </font>

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...

There are those of us that actually eat breakfast, as opposed to just drinking our way through the day...
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Originally posted by rleete:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

That's almost as bad as having garlic, peppers and fried potatoes for breakfast...

There are those of us that actually eat breakfast, as opposed to just drinking our way through the day... </font>
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Originally posted by **YK2**:

Chorus:

We are the world, we are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day

So lets start giving

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

its true we'll make a better day

Just you and me...

Okay, I'm willing to make a start.

I propose that the Low Countries be divided between France and Germany. It's time to knock those bloody Dutch and Belgian buggers off their high horse and tread them into the mud that the rest of us live in.

Further, England is to become a Protectorate of Scotland until such time as She shows herself capable of self-government.

Next, all America Blue States will unify with Canada to create a new World Super Power, and all American Southern Red States will be returned to Mexico or Spain, to form a new source of cheap, ignorant labour willing to work for pork rinds, budweiser and the chance to interbreed without government hinderance. All Western Red States north of Oklahoma will be depopulated by driving all the inhabitants south into Texas.

Ohio will be turned into a huge theme park based on the 'Road Warriour' movies, and anyone with a serious lust for the internal combustion engine and weapons will be allowed to rampage through the place with impunity, provided they get a permit and sign the appropriate insurance waivers.

Oklahoma will be set up as a 5 star tourism 'Gateway to the Great Hunt' area. Hotels and resorts will cater to those who wish to join a safari into Texas, there to hunt the inhabitants in their native environment. Rather like Kenya or Tanzania.

Finally, everyone in California will be sold into slavery to the inhabitants of Oregon and Washington, who will use them to fuel a new economy that doesn't depend on selling every single tree to the Japanese.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Ohio will be turned into a huge theme park based on the 'Road Warriour' movies, and anyone with a serious lust for the internal combustion engine and weapons will be allowed to rampage through the place with impunity, provided they get a permit and sign the appropriate insurance waivers.

So, it's business as usual is what you're saying?

You have absolutely no imagination.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

I'm one of the clearest thinkers of this Century.

Bugger you. You just made me waste a glass of vodka *cleans monitor*

And now a song, blantantly ripped but suitable none the less:

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

'Til they got a hold of me.

I opened doors for little old ladies,

I helped the blind to see.

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.

They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down

And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,

No more Mister Clean,

No more Mister Nice Guy,

They say he's sick, he's obscene.

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.

They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down

And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,

No more Mister Clean,

No more Mister Nice Guy,

They say he's sick, he's obscene.

My dog bit me on the leg today.

My cat clawed my eyes.

Ma's been thrown out of the social circle,

And dad has to hide.

I went to church incognito.

When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith,

He recognized me,

And punched me in the nose.

No more Mister Nice Guy,

No more Mister Clean,

No more Mister Nice Guy,

They say he's sick, he's obscene.

- Alice Cooper

Mace

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Presumably by handling things that would have gotten him kicked out of a respectable English boarding school.

Respectable... English...

In what weird alternate reality are you living in that allows those two words to exist in the same sentence? </font>

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Tell me do you think it'd be all right

If i could just crash here tonight

You can see i'm in no shape for driving

And anyway i've got no place to go

And you know it might not be that bad

You were the best i'd ever had

If i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

I might not be alone

Tomorrow we can drive around this town

And let the cops chase us around

The past is gone but something might be found

To take its place...hey jealousy

And you can trust me not to think

And not to sleep around

If you don't expect too much from me

You might not be let down

Cause all i really want is to be with you

Feeling like i matter too

If i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

I might be here with you

Tomorrow we can drive around this town

And let the cops chase us around

The past is gone but something might be found

To take its place...hey jealousy

She took my heart

There's only one thing i couldn't start

Gin Blossoms

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