Guest konrad Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ... heard a scurry of bare feet on the staircase and saw... [ February 06, 2003, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ...pauper lawyer ,who acted as if he were a mute struggling to overcome a stubborn disability... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 .... which of course was quite stupid, because Mr Spkr has a MENTAL disability - NOT a vocal one as far as we know. Anyways, he holds out his hand, calling for "Alms!Alms!" and would you believe it .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 ...he smiled,then says" Oh yes,there is plenty of hope, an infinite amount of hope-but not for us". With these words he begins his story ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Bellator Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Facing his audience, he takes a deep breath and hesitantly begins 'There once was a man from Nantucket'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Rex_Bellator: Facing his audience, he takes a deep breath and hesitantly begins 'There once was a man from Nantucket'... . . .who, while on his way to town carrying only his musket, noticed a fair young . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 ...lawyer.there was no doubt,that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 ... this is Mr Spkr again,this time singing: "under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me".. suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 ... he glnced at his lower limbs and back again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 ...he glanced at his lower limbs and back again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ...he glanced at his lower limbs and back again... ...and thought Ooooh, Deja Vu! Once he had reassured himself that all the parts of nature that God had granted him were still in place he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 10, 2003 Author Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by DBaron: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: ...he glanced at his lower limbs and back again... ...and thought Ooooh, Deja Vu! Once he had reassured himself that all the parts of nature that God had granted him were still in place he... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: ... began to hack off an arm with a hatchet, pausing momentarily to ... ...wink saucily at a fair young maiden, who was attending to her bikini line with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 QUOTE]...wink saucily at a fair young maiden, who was attending to her bikini line with.... [/QB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad "...flicker.She cursed him in Russian,Chinese,and Sicilian,pointed her finger at the door,and said,"Get...out...of...here!"... " . Slumping his shoulders in defeat our hero set his bloody hatchet down, and turned to the fair young maiden. "I'll go if want but not before I ..." Edit because I don't know HTML. [ February 11, 2003, 02:47 AM: Message edited by: DBaron ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 ... "bill you for my preciousss time. That'll be 3 hunnerd buckeroos plus 20% WAR TAX. Tell ya' what - I'll make it an even $1,000. I'm an honest lawyer". To which our fair maiden replied ..... [ February 11, 2003, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: aussiejeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 ..."sod off"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ..."sod off"... ... "Sod off?" replied our hero to the fair young maiden. "That's it? Just sod off?" You can curse in three different languages, yet that is the best you can come up with?" "Why I oughta... [ February 12, 2003, 12:54 AM: Message edited by: DBaron ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by DBaron: ... "Sod off?" replied our hero to the fair young maiden. "That's it? Just sod off?" You can curse in three different languages, yet that is the best you can come up with?" "Why I oughta... "... put you across my knee and give you a good spanking until ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HoTBoX- Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 ... you squeal with pleasure and gyrate with desire!" But he soon cruppled to one knee as the blood freely flowed from his wound. He knew that death would soon be near. With one hand extended to the young maiden, and the other putting pressure on his wound, he said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 ..."Una cosa me da risa "... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ..."Una cosa me da risa "... ..."was that one time my friends and I went too..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Originally posted by DBaron: ...was that one time my friends and I went too..." ...a gentlemen's club in Soho to see a bearded lady... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 ...with lot's of vinegar. Something rang a bell,and.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HoTBoX- Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 ...out came the donkey! But the weird thing was that the donkey had... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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