Krazy Canuck Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: . . . Aunt Hilda, but her Nissan Micra was too heavily loaded down with her shopping, which consisted entirely of hair nets and dog food, which is . . .. . .odd really, seeing that Aunt Hilda hadn't had a dog for over two years. Perhaps she needed to . . . KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 22, 2003 Author Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by Krazy Canuck: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: . . . Aunt Hilda, but her Nissan Micra was too heavily loaded down with her shopping, which consisted entirely of hair nets and dog food, which is . . .. . .odd really, seeing that Aunt Hilda hadn't had a dog for over two years. Perhaps she needed to . . . KC</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 ...called uncle Yalka (praying that he had his phone ear on) and told him to put in his evil eye, Hilda was at it again. A knowing grin spread over Yalka's face as he remembered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 ...catching Hilda naked in the bathroom with some jelly donuts. But thats another story. Uncle Yalka told me of one weakness of Hildas, which was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 ...her tendency to bog, and of course her weak rear. nevertheless she had managed to keep him at bay, the smell of koala & pizza driving him nearly insane with lust. almost forcing him too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Lucke Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 ...give Mace a ring, and ask him to bring the flock by. Unfortunately for Uncle Yalka, in his obsessive fixation for Hilda, he had neglected to pay the phone bill that month. This left him no other choice but to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 .........................Bump..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by von Lucke: ...give Mace a ring, and ask him to bring the flock by. Unfortunately for Uncle Yalka, in his obsessive fixation for Hilda, he had neglected to pay the phone bill that month. This left him no other choice but to.... . . . write a cheque for the bailiffs currently standing in the hallway, hatchets and hammers in hand. QUickly Yalka opened his pocket and pulled out . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 ...his red rubber change holder (you know the kind you squeeze to open) and tried desperately to get the quarter these men were expecting. Sadly the excitement of the moment was too much and the baliffs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 ..began to thwack poor Unlce Yalka mightily about his knees and earlobes with their shiny hammers and hatchets. As luck would have it though, Uncle Yalka was saved by the timely arrival of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 ..the flock bearing down armed with hot cheese & eucalyptus. "Your hatchets bother us not" intoned the lead koala. waving his paw in the face of the head baliff. who, even as he was strapped to the wall by buffalo mozzarella, thought to himself "arr cute". "Ha" said Yalka. "Now it is my turn to..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 25, 2003 Author Share Posted January 25, 2003 Originally posted by Other Means: ..the flock bearing down armed with hot cheese & eucalyptus. "Your hatchets bother us not" intoned the lead koala. waving his paw in the face of the head baliff. who, even as he was strapped to the wall by buffalo mozzarella, thought to himself "arr cute". "Ha" said Yalka. "Now it is my turn to..." ". . . "wreck my rewengay!" Yalka opened up his jacket, to reveal an inflatable hammer. After 20 minutes of panting and puffing, his hammer was fully inflated. He raised the mighty weapon over his head with both arms, . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Byte Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 el BUMParoony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 ...completely forgetting the ceiling fan overhead. As the shredded plastic cascaded around him a look of panic spread on Yalka's face as he shouted "Oh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumbergh Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 Christ this needs to be at the top of the page. 500 scenario posts without spoiler warnings out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 28, 2003 Author Share Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by Sgtgoody: ...completely forgetting the ceiling fan overhead. As the shredded plastic cascaded around him a look of panic spread on Yalka's face as he shouted "Oh.... ". . . my darling Clementine, I have missed your chunks and your thick wrinkled skin!". Now this wierdness did not help Yalka out of his predicament, and he pondered what to do next. Suddenly, he had an idea . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 ...but I digress. Shaking my head to clear the visions of Koalas and Yalka et al, I pulled my eyes off the clouds and slowly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 ...as i'm getting on a bit thought. now what the hell is that bumping noise coming from? no, don't tell me, its... [edited for scan] [ January 28, 2003, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: Other Means ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 .......................Bump....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Other Means: ...as i'm getting on a bit thought. now what the hell is that bumping noise coming from? no, don't tell me, its... [edited for scan] . . . the rumpy pumpy that always takes place in the Peng Thread Orgies - just too horrible to contemplate. And yet, one can't help oneself . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 bump dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 30, 2003 Author Share Posted January 30, 2003 Where are all my bumpers when I need them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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