nevermind Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by nevermind: we began to...... ...to feeling a great drowsiness, after all this milk drinking,so we all lay down in the shade of a rock,Gabrielle with her head on my stomach and I in turn resting my head on old men stomach.The heat ,our full stomachs ,and the sound of gently lapping waves put us into a light sleep which lasted for about an hour. We wake up...the breeze was rising and it was getting towards sundown.We make our way to the beach as speedily as possible .Old men kept us all laughing ,slashing with hiss cutlass at trees and branches with fierce snarls and pirate cries. When we was back in the ship,sail was raised and we got under way...Next day we were capture by pirates... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBaron Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by nevermind: we began to...... ...to feeling a great drowsiness, after all this milk drinking,so we all lay down in the shade of a rock,Gabrielle with her head on my stomach and I in turn resting my head on old men stomach.The heat ,our full stomachs ,and the sound of gently lapping waves put us into a light sleep which lasted for about an hour. We wake up...the breeze was rising and it was getting towards sundown.We make our way to the beach as speedily as possible .Old men kept us all laughing ,slashing with hiss cutlass at trees and branches with fierce snarls and pirate cries. When we was back in the ship,sail was raised and we got under way...Next day we were capture by pirates... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 We realized how ultimately gay the pirates were. We had sailed straight into realultimatepower.net! Somewhere in the distance, the gay pirates spotted a cove, and a bitchin guitar sounded! The pirates all started wailing and pissing themselves like Lt. Bull's pissant troops, and hundreds of ninjas started forming on islands in the horizon. The lame ass pirates didn't do anything but cry, and the ninjas all morphed into this gigantic guitar which blared out the coolest tune ever! All the pirates promptly started spraying diarhhea on eachother and exploded. It was cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet! After we cleaned ourselves up, and told the ninjas that we didn't really like the pirates anyways, and after they said 'yeah, right' and cut off several of my companions heads, giving Gabriella a private 'special acupuncture', and in the end only sparing me and her. Gabriella started acting weird and spent more and more time with the totally awesome ninjas, and the nights on the cove were punctuated by the sounds of soft porking. One day though, the sun was blotted out, and thick cloud descended on our tropical hidaway, our band knew it was time to do somefink about this! The totally sweet ninjas and I set off to... Edited to be cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet. [ March 03, 2003, 02:44 AM: Message edited by: Sublime ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 Hoozyerdaddy. I'm not even getting involved in this story. Nearly time to move the FAQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 O'k, did I miss something? I found this on page 4 fer cryin' out loud......as near as I can see the newbie list is growing at a scary pace....we need to keep 'em informed....right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 6, 2003 Author Share Posted March 6, 2003 Right on, Crazy Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Right on, Crazy Dave. Crazy Dave?...... Soddball, sorry pal but Hortlund got you big time, every time I read your sig...I have to laugh. KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Hmm, story must have come to the end of the chapter.............bump......................... KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 O'k.......where is everybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 No, no, no. This won't do. It has to be at the top for all the gits to see. ****bump**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 3 in a row. WOOT! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Sorry to break your streak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 10, 2003 Author Share Posted March 10, 2003 Bumpadiddlyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bump<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by Sublime: The totally sweet ninjas and I set off ... ...marching day and night without sleep ,on opium and yoka ,we were watching in meantime transfers of threedimensional holograms ...What a colours.!!Impossible reds ,blues,sepias..Colours you can smell and taste and feel with your whole body..all legends ,fairy stories ,stereotyped characters,surface motivations with a child's casual cruelty... Then,a purple twilight lay over us from above from a spacecraft coming in for landing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 .....................*bump*........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 ...Or more appropriately, a crash landing. Or maybe just a crash. Either way it was rather bright, fiery, and ultimately short. Anyhow, I kept walking despite the hideous unearthly scream that sounded rather much like a festering daemon/second grader, until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 .....................bump............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 ... One of the totally sweet ninjas stopped me with a totally cool hand gesture. And by cool I mean totally sweet. Smoke filled the air and those little bastard greys were running around everywhere! The ninjas one and all screamed out TOONGA! and started chopping off heads left and right! Those alien bastards were gettin it stuck to em Compton style (yo!) All the action was gettin to me a lil so I pulled out my trusty PPSH41 and started sprayin in every direction as well! Unforunately, all the liquor, acid, opium, hash, and the multitude of other drugs started gettin to me, so I sat down on a handily located nearby rock, and went to sleep. I woke up with a bright light in my eyes and saw shapes moving about in the periphery of my vision! I somehow knew I was in George W Bushes living room and someone was watching some type of porn when......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 ...................bump............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Nudge...Nudge....rest here for a minute,............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 Whut the hail is this doing on page 2?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Blue twilight was filling the narrow twisting alleys of the city.The stranger shivered ,gathering his ragged cloak about him.Lights were going on behind latticed windows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 20, 2003 Author Share Posted March 20, 2003 ..red lights, blinking in surreal, ghastly mimicry of terrifying, vast sexual organs. A sign flashed above - CINEMA - spare seats between friends available... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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