mike_the_wino Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Soddball you cross-eyed, drooling, slap-monkey. Did you not read my post above? Or were you too busy "entertaining" yourself to bother reading? Working, for a change, and that is preventing me from sending turns out. :mad: :mad: :mad: Turns gonna be slow all weekend as I will be working, not drinking but actually working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Inferno has now been submitted for your moistened pleasure. Should be up in a few days. Get me my fecking turns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 mike, I'm going to send you a few map choices from the BCR map packs. Hill Village and Stalino will be two of them, I'll look at some others and try to send you at least 4 so you can choose....choose and perish. As for your sig, I say that it should be as follows: "I have to keep this line in my signature until I beat Becket at CMBB, so get used to it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Soddball , the polls are in, 79% say that you are English, and only 21% of pollers thought you to be Waffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Becket duly noted and sig changed. I look forward to checking the maps out. Did we decide on parameters? 16,000 points, vehicles only, at night and in the fog, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Turns out to y'all. What a bunch of un-evovled, grub-eating, inbred mongrels you all are. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Soddball , the polls are in, 79% say that you are English, and only 21% of pollers thought you to be Waffle. For someone that ships nearly as few turns as MasterGoodale, you spend too much time talking bollocks on this board. More turns, less shash. Get to it. Although my game against Teddy Windsor is strictly part of the SEPTIC Cup Tournament, I would like to take a moment to gloat about it here. Gloating in the SEPTIC thread is bad form, but since merely turning up in this thread is bad form, I feel that gloating is entirely appropriate. Our map is a moderately wooded, hilly one - with a central wood-covered hill which you can't see across from one side of the map to the other. We The flags are on the top of this hill. Poor Teddy's tanks are rather the worse for wear. He has knocked out one of my T-34s but it has cost him 3 Panzer IIIs to do so. The fourth has dumped smoke and is cowering pathetically behind it whilst my remaining T-34s polish their sights and paint new kill rings on their turrets. Teddy has also discovered how unpleasant it can be to be on the receiving end of an SMG squad - or two. Not only that, but on my third attempt, my artillery has just started to rain down on his troops hiding in the woods. What fun! Mike the Wino and I are still glaring at each other from opposite sides of the river in Becket's evil conjuration. The river is proving to be a bit of a sticking point, since neither of use are prepared to chance crossing it. MikeT continues to receive the loving attention of my mortars. Muahahah. I demand setups from the following hoors to make my life complete. Victor rulez Loser's sig. Snarker - you love child of Michael Jackson and Hetty Wainthrop. I demand a setup. Sub-slime - I've seen rotten appendices with more life than your posts. I expect a setup, sharpish. Any other crispy-bottomed whores - rack 'em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 The mother of all battles has begun. As the sun races towards California this morning, so does my setup for "Island in the Sun", courtesy of our very own Soggybottom. If Mike_the_crack_whore didn't make it to bed last night, he will no doubt be puzzling over what to do with his setup. If he is in some sort of drug/drink-induced coma, I await his return setup sometime today. Mwhahahaha!! :mad: :mad: Victory will be mine! :mad: :mad: Cheers, Jason (Edited because it wasn't nearly angry enough GRAGARRARARRRAGAGGAGAGGAR :mad: :mad: :mad: ) [ March 22, 2003, 10:27 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Okay, the late, unlamented Goodale has disappeared again into his House o' Mold & Vomit, delaying our 3 month old PBEM; the alleged mike_the_wino says he has to actually work , probably for the first time in his life, delaying our grudge rematch; and Paddington's computer mysteriously fell apart after only two turns of our PBEM. So if any of the rest of you Waffleheads would care to start something, send me an e-mail. I'd like to do a turn or two this weekend, instead of vainly searching for any signs of wit and/or intelligence on the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeoWolf Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Lets see what 'lil mike has got for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeoWolf Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Well, there goes two of my tanks. Fine men, they were. You shall pay dearly for this outrage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Ah let's take these in order. Soddy's telling of the tale is true enough but he forgot to mention the church that once flew his flag and now on is fire. Asi9 is still cheery. Good to see a bright faced young lad. Let us see how happy his is half-way through a Soddball scenario. Dave H has a tank factory hidden behind the hills which is still producing tanks throughout our battle. But the Socialist Horde is swarming and the Krauts are falling. All and all, its good fun. What a joy to hear that Beowolf is all ready losing units. The slow bleeding show soften the blow of utter destruction. [ March 23, 2003, 03:11 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 mike, just sent you four very very cool maps. The setup zones will vary based on which game type you pick, and I'll send you the proper version once you pick all that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 I have been absent for a few days. Any word on the Parabellum, MasterGoodale rematch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Originally posted by Abbott: I have been absent for a few days. Any word on the Parabellum, MasterGoodale rematch? Here's the word: With all the PBEMs that MasterGoodale has in progress now, and since he is returning turns about once a week - or less, I wouldn't look for any rematch in the near future. The maggot has all but abandoned our game several times. GRRRRR!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 On the upside, Dave H will get to post MastaNoTurnsOut as a bitch if he goes more than 2 weeks without a turn. What a lazy, moldy, no-turn-sending-scumbag. :mad: :mad: :mad: Various turns out last night. Working today. On a Sunday? Yes, sadly to say. But at least the Anchor Steam and Spatin are cold while the White-Hot-Molten-TNT is miles away tucked away in my Outlook Inbox. I miss my TNT. At least one turn out to all tonight when I return to Casa del Vino. [ March 23, 2003, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Working today. On a Sunday? Does collecting empty cans and bottles count as a job or a hobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Working today. On a Sunday? Does collecting empty cans and bottles count as a job or a hobby? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Working today. On a Sunday? Does collecting empty cans and bottles count as a job or a hobby? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Ow, the blinding fury of both Axe2121 and Dave H unloading on me. However will I make through the day? Listen up Heckel and Jeckel, the two of you combined don't make a half-wit. Don't you two monkey-humpers owe me turns? Now I now don't feel so bad about luring Ass2121 into the latest Soddball disaster-piece. And Dave H when I beat you a second time do I get to put another line in your sig or do you have to keep that one for a year? I will let the pack decide your fate. Beowolf did I get a turn from you or do I owe a turn? Soddball seems to have Spetznaz supported T-80s vs my hapless Panthers. What is really disappointing is the lack of TNT...and my mounting losses. Becket I will try get a look at the maps tomorrow. Took a quick look at them last night but was too tired to give 'em my full attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeoWolf Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 You sent a turn, but it kept asking me for the axis password. I asked for a resend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: And Dave H when I beat you a second time do I get to put another line in your sig or do you have to keep that one for a year? I will let the pack decide your fate. I would recommend that a second line be entered into Dave H's sig - to further point out his near-terminal incompetence - something along the lines of "I got THIS line in my sig because I lost on a PBEM whilst Mike the Wino gave my mother a good seeing-to." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Really, mikey whiney shouldn't be talking to anyone about sigs.... Now, how long does it take to look at a map, mike? FWIW, I'm partial to the Kolomet's Stream map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: And Dave H when I beat you a second time do I get to put another line in your sig or do you have to keep that one for a year? I will let the pack decide your fate. I would recommend that a second line be entered into Dave H's sig - to further point out his near-terminal incompetence - something along the lines of "I got THIS line in my sig because I lost on a PBEM whilst Mike the Wino gave my mother a good seeing-to." </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Becket you really are an impatient turd aren't you? :mad: Hell it took you a week to get the maps to me and I have not had a chance really go over them with work and all. Now which map didn't you like? I think that's the I am leaning towards. Thank you Soddball , gonna have to jot that suggestion down. Dave H is either playing this like a pool hustler, roping me in. Or he has the tactical sense of stoned marmot. Hhhmm, better keep an eye on this one. Sorry Beowolf when I get home I will attempt to dislodge my head from where is presently embedded (imbedded? was is my damn dictionary?) and get you the proper turn. Tanklord sent me the first turn in which our all-armor encounter actually had some action and then nothing. I didn't even killed any of his tanks yet. What a disappointment. Remember Tankie two weeks and I list you as both MIA and my biatch, fool. :mad: Playins some guy named Javaslinger . Did get that troll from this mangy lot or what? Axe2121 not ignoring you, just nothing of note. Send me a turn and let's start this mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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