Keke Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Plus, we need a luggage monkey.LOL! I can picture mtw as a small and peevish luggage monkey, with funny hat and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I'm here, maggots!!!! :mad: :mad: Family reunion and sending resumes to those who ignore such things that they request ate up the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Plus, we need a luggage monkey. There ya go Snarker, an opportunity presents itself. I would make Axe2121 spring for the funny hat and porters outfit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Plus, we need a luggage monkey. There ya go Snarker, an opportunity presents itself. I would make Axe2121 spring for the funny hat and porters outfit though. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 Hey, whatza madda with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I dub Keke "The Fiendish Finn". Churning my bulls eye covered soilders into frothing mist, he is. The rest of you magoos have turns back, so die-a-lot and then send them back. :mad: If this turns out to be a double post, you maggots deserve it. Silly internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Silly internet. Blame Al Gore. Or MasterGoodale. He's always fun to bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer_Meyer Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 :mad: [ June 23, 2003, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: Kurt Panzer Meyer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer_Meyer Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Wallybob - he is getting a good ass kicking thanks to my brave and glorious Red Army troops. It's only 1942 and he is already packed and ran off. No I am there to just add insult to injury! Robohn - he is putting out the fires I am setting with his troops. I set a new fire, and he send more troops into it to put it out. Something about preserving nature or some ****. oh yea RAWR! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Hey guys, I'm sure you're all disgusted to see me, and for that so much the better... :mad: The move is complete and things are getting situated. My project for tomorrow will be setting up a new "workstation" in the bedroom (my old one was too big and too damaged by prior disassembly/moving/reassembly to have been worth bringing back... the POS! :mad: ) and getting a compatible modem for the cable (w00t!!). Hopefully turns out to Axe and Nippy tomorrow night or the day after. Is Prinz Eugen still out in the forests chucking sticks and pinecones? Oh yeah, I almost forgot.... AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGRRRHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRR GGGGRRRRHHHHHHAAARRGGGAHHHHHHAAAAAGGGRRR :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I don't know what you hoors are whining about on Cheery Waffle. The unit picks work like this. Whatever you have, your opponent has the equivalent - so if one side has (for example) a flamethrower tank, so does the other, which arrives on exactly the same turn as its opponent. I think Teddy's just winging like a pus-riddled strumpet because he didn't get an invite to Will's do. It wasn't bad, although that Osama outfit chafed around the bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I have returned from the "fascinating" world of military - where common sense does not apply - I have done my rest and recuperation and am starting to compose those turns in the near future. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I have returned from the "fascinating" world of military - where common sense does not apply... I thought playing against Masterofbotchedtactics would have gotten you used to things like that. "GARARARAGARARRG FT tanks and Marders lead the charge! RARARAGARGAR :mad: " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I don't know what you hoors are whining about on Cheery Waffle. The unit picks work like this. Whatever you have, your opponent has the equivalent - so if one side has (for example) a flamethrower tank, so does the other, which arrives on exactly the same turn as its opponent.Well that's cleared up any lingering doubt Dave and I may have had about what we were facing, maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: I wish I'd never posted bail for you now... Apologies to any maggots I neglected last night - that would be my aforementioned opponent and, surprisingly, MG. I was weary after a long day at Wimbledon, helping young ladies perfect their ball control, and was too tired to do my TNT chucking justice. Turns out tonight. Toodle pip, Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Okay Teddy, since everyone seems determined to let us know what we're facing, here is my German order of battle so far in Cheery Waffle: 12 Platoons drumming 11 Panthers piping 10 Lynx a leaping 9 Brummbars dancing 8 Wespe a milking 7 Shrecks a swimming 6 StuGs a laying 5 Eighty-eights 4 Flamethrowers 3 French tanks 2 Tiger doves, and an FO in a pear tree! Is this about what you've got? Oh, I finished Harry Potter. I liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! MAGGOTS :mad: :mad: :mad: There. Now that I feel better. Which one of you sackless, spineless, knuckle-dragging cavemen is up for a go at "Cheery Waffle"? I will be the Germans as I believe that is the side that Moplady put me on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Which one of you sackless, spineless, knuckle-dragging cavemen is up for a go at "Cheery Waffle"? Puh. Not me. I'm about ready to surrender to Nippy in it. My lack of skills, coupled with a lack of luck, is producing undesired results. It can be displayed thusly: (0 X skills) + (0 X luck) = :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Glad (translation - mad) to see Prinz Eugen and Shosties4th back. Finland is still on the map and, as for Shosties4th, well, I don't know where he's from. Parts unknown will suffice for now. Welcome to the wonderful wacky world of high speed. Jas :mad: n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Soddball: I don't know what you hoors are whining about on Cheery Waffle. The unit picks work like this. Whatever you have, your opponent has the equivalent - so if one side has (for example) a flamethrower tank, so does the other, which arrives on exactly the same turn as its opponent. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well that's cleared up any lingering doubt Dave and I may have had about what we were facing, maggot. :mad: Don't count on it. You have no idea what SoddBall considers "equal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I'm about ready to surrender to Nippy in it. My lack of skills, coupled with a lack of luck, is producing undesired results. Wow, I just watched lastest movie file. Although, I'm not sure what you are "GGGGGRRRRRRRR"ing about. Was it: A. The Panther that got its ass kicked by 2 T-34s. B. The infantry platoon that was "fired" on by 3 FT tanks. C. The 152mm Strike that brewed an armored unit that I haven't seen yet. [ June 24, 2003, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Nippy ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nippy: Don't count on it. You have no idea what SoddBall considers "equal". Oh, you have played "Inferno" then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 (0 X skills) + (0 X luck) = :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Andy the angry emote says: "Sending a Panther into a Gaggle of T-34s at point blank range isn't bad luck. It's stupid. I haven't seen armor tactics this brain dead since I played WWII Online." - :mad: (I think I just found my new sig quote) Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nippy: Don't count on it. You have no idea what SoddBall considers "equal". Oh, you have played "Inferno" then? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nippy: "Sending a Panther into a Gaggle of T-34s at point blank range isn't bad luck. It's stupid. I haven't seen armor tactics this brain dead since I played WWII Online." - :mad: (I think I just found my new sig quote) Are you sure you want to admit to playing WWII Online in a public forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nippy: "Sending a Panther into a Gaggle of T-34s at point blank range isn't bad luck. It's stupid. I haven't seen armor tactics this brain dead since I played WWII Online." - :mad: (I think I just found my new sig quote) Are you sure you want to admit to playing WWII Online in a public forum? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Which one of you sackless, spineless, knuckle-dragging cavemen is up for a go at "Cheery Waffle"? I will be the Germans as I believe that is the side that Moplady put me on. Alright Wino, although not qualifying as any of the above, I'm back now and happy to take you up on your previous offer for a little "squirmish." Go ahead and send your fascist laden file my way. Oh yeah.... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Very well PlatypusHandler. As soon as Sockpuppet can send me the scenario your ass-whooping can begin. And by ass-whooping I mean your complete and utter humitlating defeat. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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