MrSpkr Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kryzith: The story of the angry little appliance technician. PART 1 Snip.Liar. As if anyone would believe something as crazy as that. Hah. Hockey in Florida, what's next, software companies in Maine or somefink? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 The story of the angry little appliance technician.Has Seanachai been trolling for "friends" on the outerboards again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Ah killed a techie wi' a stick once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Snip.Liar. Hockey in Florida, what's next, software companies in Maine or somefink? Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Florida may be the white trash capital of the world, but the problem is that it's a peninsula instead of an island like say, i don't know....Australia. The point is, without Florida, Jerry Springer would have no material, and without Jerry Springer, Texans may find it silly that they continue to dress up as fictional characters (cowboys, pirates, gunracks or what have you) when it is not Halloween. In fact the next miscreant i see wearing a cowboy hat, i'm going to buy him a mini-candy bar, hand it to him and inquire if him/her thinks that they perhaps may indeed be a bit too old to be trick or treating so far from October. Or is everyday Halloween in Texas? [ March 13, 2003, 12:09 AM: Message edited by: Gaylord Focker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF: Ah killed a techie wi' a stick once. OGSF: Laddie, wae Scots pla catch wi' tha caber. Arr ye man enoof? Techie: Sure I... {SPLAT} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Big News from the Hirsute Knight: I will be moving next month to live with my girlfriend in Georgia. I will have to learn the language there because they don't mumble and slur like NJ people do. They also don't seem to have the arrogence that I am so used to up here. Regarding my opponents, you are already used to receiving slow turns from me with a guarenteed win. Beat me quicker. (If I had a nickel for each time that phrase escaped from my lips) ******************************** Regarding the brain dead among you that think I am pretending to be female or somefink: You may count me among the most homophobic people you have had the displeasure of meeting. I pretend to be nothing more than an oversexed, underappreciated pariah of society. I cared about what you thought for approximately 30 seconds and then I decided that it doesn't really matter. I found my soulmate. So, you can pull your collective lip up over your collective head and swallow. Eat me, I'm a danish. To paraphrase Michael the Archangel...let the female deal with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Beat me quicker. (If I had a nickel for each time that phrase escaped from my lips) Won't work anymore as a source of income - the joint checking account in your future makes that a zero-sum game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: You besmirch the honor of my Great StateFlorida is NOT a great state... it is a swamp Your state has no honor... it is where the young send the old when they are tired of them. Glad I could clear that up for you. Now, go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kryzith: The story of the angry little appliance technician. Hm...this one shows promise he does. But does he have the stomach for the MBT? We shall see. Send me a setup. *edit in case Denise Richards is reading this thread today. Hi Denise. I loved you in Starship Troopers. Mail me. [ March 13, 2003, 01:23 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I will be moving next month to live with my girlfriend in Georgia. The only reason a Yankee like you should be going to Georgia is to burn things. Time for a sing-song... Bring the good ol' Bugle boys! We'll sing another song, Sing it with a spirit that will start the world along, Sing it like we used to sing it fifty thousand strong, While we were marching through Georgia Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the Jubilee. Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free, So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea, While we were marching through Georgia. How the darkeys shouted when they heard the joyful sound, How the turkeys gobbled which our commissary found, How the sweet potatoes even started from the ground, While we were marching through Georgia. Yes and there were Union men who wept with joyful tears, When they saw the honored flag they had not seen for years; Hardly could they be restrained from breaking forth in cheers, While we were marching through Georgia. "Sherman's dashing Yankee boys will never make the coast!" So the saucy rebels said and 'twas a handsome boast Had they not forgot, alas! to reckon with the Host While we were marching through Georgia. So we made a thoroughfare for freedom and her train, Sixty miles of latitude, three hundred to the main; Treason fled before us, for resistance was in vain While we were marching through Georgia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: You may count me among the most homophobic people you have had the displeasure of meeting. I pretend to be nothing more than an oversexed, underappreciated pariah of society.Methinks Thou Dost Protest Too Much Btw, was the pretend a slip freudian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: You may count me among the most homophobic people you have had the displeasure of meeting. I pretend to be nothing more than an oversexed, underappreciated pariah of society.Methinks Thou Dost Protest Too Much Btw, was the pretend a slip freudian? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by BilgeRat: It's only me from over the sea, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor. I'm rough and tough and all that stuff, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor The version I've heard is far much better, but much more ribald. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Well, what can I say but the fine, lovely ladies requested it, and Mace is here to deliver..... from 6 June 2001 Midnight! It’s time!!!! *spotlights turn on, casting beams of light on a the cylindrical object, revealing what is actually a MASSIVE BIRTHDAY CAKE* *Music starts up - Ta ta dum…ta ta dum…ta ta dum dum dum* *From the top of the cake jumps out….Mace!* Happy birthday….. *Mace removes his shoes and throws them into the cesspoolers* …to you! *Mace removes his socks, gives them a twirl, and throws them as well* Happy birthday….. *Removes his tie slowly, then drapes it over one of the birthday girl’s shoulders* …to you! *Mace unbuttons his shirt, removes it, and tosses it to one side* Happy birthdaaaaAAAAAaaay…..dearest Kitty *Unbuckles his belt and drops it to the floor* Happy birthday… *drops pants, kicks them off, saunters up to the birthday girl then sits on her lap* …toooOOOOoooo YOOOoooOOOOOOOooooooOOoooou!!! *KISS!* Happy birthday, Kitty Mace PS Do you realise how hard it is to find a good cyber stripper?Would you all be interested to hear how my thong kept creeping? Mace [ March 13, 2003, 02:19 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Great, another night without sleep. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: Well, what can I say but the fine, lovely ladies requested it, and Mace is here to deliver..... {snipped to spare MrSpkr a repeat performance - but I'm saving it for later...} *hoots, hollers and catcalls* *throws dollar bills at Mace* heheh [ March 13, 2003, 02:32 AM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 mAMA! mAKE IT STOP!! mAKE IT STOP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: *throws dollar bills at Mace*Keep it coming. With our exchange rate I now have more than Australia's <font size = 1>(Australia Australia Australia, we love you...Amen...crack another tube)</font> GNP. Mace [ March 13, 2003, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 *Cue sounds of hairy man retching into bucket* makeitstopmakeitstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: *Cue sounds of hairy man retching into bucket* makeitstopmakeitstop oh..sorry, dear...but I just couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: *narrows eyes at you suspiciously* As to your newest category, I guess there's only a couple of guys here that would fall into that. Least that I can think of at the moment: Leaningkornkob and Mace (who I am still hoping will be regaling us with said strip tease). Just a couple!!! I can think of a few really... I mean there is the Gnome he has nice red cheeks, obviously uses Rouge.... Rouge.......... such an old fashioned word. My grandma used Rouge I use blush or blusher, but never Rouge. It sort of stays where you put it and doesn't blend well.... A bit like Hiram really.... Except he really should have stayed in that closet.. Opening himself up like this was bound to make him blush... He's gone kinda quiet of late though, sort of all shy and demure.. not at all like the Hiram we have come to love and loathe, so you must excuse any doubts I have, indeed that quite a few have.... Can you not just strip like Mace did and prove you're female? I mean.. you could use some sort of camo to cover your most modest parts.. Like todays newspaper for example... that would convince me for sure... And then I shall grovel at your spiky high heels and beg your forgiveness... Then again you could just tell me to "sod off" it has been known to work. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: *throws dollar bills at Mace*Keep it coming. With our exchange rate I now have more than Australia's <font size = 1>(Australia Australia Australia, we love you...Amen...crack another tube)</font> GNP. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Great, another night without sleep. Steve You mean I'm NOT alone in this affliction????? I'm so GLAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: *visions too horrid to imagine* My eyes!!! My eyes!!! (So that's where he put that murmur.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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