Nippy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Stranitsa deva Ah yshure nyet MG? (Page 2 and still no MG?) [ July 16, 2003, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Nippy ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Are you really surprised? He hasn't sent a turn since the Bee Gees stopped touring. I mock you all for not being able to go and enjoy the War and Peace show. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I mock you all for not being able to go and enjoy the War and Peace show. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Nothing says pimp like a meat hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: On a more serious note, after this round of games I will have to cut back on my PBEM addiction (Dave H do they have CM Anon yet?). Starting in August things will be quite busy until November. Please tell me you're not going to stop posting pictures of meat hats too? If laughter is the best medicine, this thread has made me healthier than a horse for the last six months. You bunch of gimp-loving freaks. :mad: :mad: :mad: "Bring out the gimp." "But the gimp's sleeping." "Well I guess you're gonna have to just go wake him now won't you?" Notice how you could subsitute MasterGoodale for gimp and it would still read fine. Jas :mad: n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Oh, I will still make time for meat hats and famous midget wrestlers. Worry not, priorities will remain focused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Paid Teddy to find out what really happened to MasterGoof-all after the mold / ant attacks. His man returned with this picture: Oh, the humanity!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Bah, at least swamp thing would be able to tame the ants and mold. Oh well, we're heading for page 3 and still no sign of Plasteredbroodingsnail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 LOL Great AAR Soddy! So, are we now taking bets on the page number which ApprenticeBadCider will finally show, or are we going to have to start talking how many ENTIRE THREADS it will take for him to emerge! Edit: To say GAG at the thread title! :mad: :mad: :mad: [ July 17, 2003, 05:09 AM: Message edited by: Crow ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 It wouldn't matter if he didn't show again until the engine rewrite. He'd still say, and I quote from many previous times: "Oh, I'm here maggots. I just didn't have time and/or feel like posting!!!! GAGR GARGG ARG G GRAG!!! I hate you all!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: " Uh huh. And Soddball hates flamethrowers. [ July 17, 2003, 07:13 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Soddball, just received a Kubelwagen in Cheery Waffle 2.0, and it came with a certain uber-Finn driver! Nice touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Just a quick ARARGGHGHGARARHA!!! to let you maggots know I'm still avidly reading this drivel, despite my lack of posting (for which I'm sure you're all grateful :mad: :mad: :mad: ). I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm neglecting them, but when I'm not saving the world as we know it or sneaking around MG's lair (you should see some of the snaps I got of Skunknads...), all my creative juices are being poured into an AAR for my super website, which now even gets a mention here. Axe and I are a third of the way through and, much as it pains me to say it, trying to craft my own literary landmark makes me appreciate what a good job the vomit-encrusted maggot-shagger did. And considering Soddball is a wiper of other people's bottoms, his is rather splendid too (but where are the screenshots he's crayoned all over?). It's a funny old world. Chin chin, Teddy PS Isn't it time for some more tantalising CMAK teasers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Soddball, just received a Kubelwagen in Cheery Waffle 2.0, and it came with a certain uber-Finn driver! Nice touch. Amusingly, he asked to be in the 'fastest Axis vehicle' and I didn't want to disappoint him. I think he probably meant tank or armoured vehicle, but a Kubelwagen was the fastest by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 What a bunch of puss sucking piles of maggot riddled vomit!!! :mad: Do you guys have ANY IDEA how busy MasterGoodale is right now!!?? :mad: DO YOU!!!??? :mad: I didn't think so! I'm renovating my entire basement into a finished room with a fireplace and jacuzzi!, my dryer has been broke for about 10 days now!, and I'm working more hours than EVER!!!! :mad: You're TNT will come splashing out of your monitor in a fury don't you worry about that puss pouches! :mad: I've been getting turns out when I can here and there you foul gaggle of uni-browed mongloids! :mad: I hate you all with every fiber of my black, hate-filled soul!! GRAAGRGRAGRAGRGRAAGRAGR!!! Just ask DaveH, Whiner, Teddy, and WallyBobber what happens when you piss MasterGoodale off!! After this big, fiesty batch of TNT-Infested battles is over I'm never taking on more than 4 PBEMs at once!! GGARGRAGRGRAGRAGRGRAGRAGRAGGAGAGAG!!! GGG!!! :mad: [ July 17, 2003, 09:59 AM: Message edited by: MasterGoodale ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Did anyone hear anything? I heard some sort of feeble mewling whine that went "Soddball, I'm sorry for being so sucky at everything and using weasely excuses, I am your wife now." Or sumfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 For those of you keeping score at home, we can now add broken dryer and basement renovations to the always growing list of excuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 I wouldn't mind if the turns going out "now and then" included me. Face facts, Goodale - your arse is mine. Surrender our game, and that'll be one less to worry about. There's only a few turns to go, during which my reserve Veteran PanzerGrenadiere company, fresh from limbering-and-lubing-up exercises, will rout your feeble scrabbling Russkies clean back to Moscow. Save yourself the ignominy and free up a slot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Goodale - your arse is mine. Save yourself the ignominy and free up a slot. Dear Soddball, For the sake of all that is good and holy, please don't ever use those words in that combination ever again. Thanking you in advance, Jas :mad: n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 ANGRY OUT LOUD AXE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Wow. Six :mad: out of seven :mad: . Not a bad review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Just ask DaveH, Whiner, Teddy, and WallyBobber what happens when you piss MasterGoodale off!!I only know how disagreeable you can be sitting calmly at home or at work, typing on your computer keyboard. I can only imagine what a raving lunatic you must be when you're really upset about something. Maggot. GRRRRRR!!!! :mad: :mad: Oh, a quick FYI. I found my gangsta name at a site linked on the General Forum. You maggots may now refer to me as Janky Hoopti Rida. Thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 I just realized that if MG is now including defunct appliances as a ligit reason to not send out turns in a timely fashion, we could be in trouble. I mean, he is starting with one of the heavy hitters (namely the dryer) but he has so many more to choose from -- starting with the fridge and working right on down to the egg timer. And if he doesn't have an egg timer, I say we pitch in and send him one. He can set it for one hour intervals after getting home from work. Everytime it goes off, he would be compelled to check his e-mail, play any turns in the inbox and send them. Then all would be right with the universe. Well, except for Mike_the_wino but therefore but the grace of God goes anyone who has to deal with him on a daily basis. Jas :mad: n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Generally speaking, we laugh a lot at him. More as he rants. BUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Yay! Another turn from MasterGoodale! Double yay! Another nine crack troops captured! That makes 24 in the last two turns. Tee hee! I'm feeling mighty bad. Now where did I put that meat hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Hey Wallybob. I'm having a piper play at my wedding. Know any good funeral dirges or laments? Maybe some good old 'highland clearances' and 'boo-hoo Bonnie Prince Charlie' stuff will set everyone to a dancin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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