Kuniworth Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Rambo Vs Buntas Song; "One night in Bangkok" from the musical chess RAMBO: Omaha beach, RAI setting And the clone don't know that the clown is getting The creme de la creme of the online world in a Show with everything but Yul Brynner! Time flies - doesn't seem a minute too bad the Yoda school had the slow play in it All Buntas - don't you know that when you Play at this level there's no ordinary venue It's all in... or the carrier crack... or rome invasion... or... or this latest strat! THE BUNTA SC PLAYERS: well One night in Portland and you'll think the world's your oyster The bars are surely cheap but the sailors ain't free You'll find a guy in every shabby corner And if you're lucky then the dudes just want tea I can see the Sarge is sliding up to thee RAMBO: One clown very like another When your head's down over your pieces, brother THE BUNTA SC PLAYERS: jawohl It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at the board, getting kicks from Portland city RAMBO: Wait a minute? Ya ever seen a crowded Portland bar? you stinking... THE BUNTA SC PLAYERS: Hombre, Dragon, Somebra, condor no one's dressed up in the Portland lederhausen suite RAMBO: Drop dead! You're talking to a Legend Whose every move's among the purest I get my kicks above the waistline, Commie! THE BUNTA SC PLAYERS: No, one day with Terif makes a good player humble tech rolls alone won't bring longterm ecstasy One day with Terif and the tough guys fumble oh and can't be too careful with your company I can see the Sarge is walking next to thee RAMBO: You Buntas gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness playing Terif grips me more than would a sports game or beta test reclining Hubert And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it I don't see you clowns rating The kind of game I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I should invite you But the play I use would just head crack you So you better go back to your charts, your calculators, your drawing boards THE BUNTA SC PLAYERS: well One night in Portland and you'll think the world's your oyster The bars are surely cheap but the sailors ain't free You'll find a guy in every shabby corner And if you're lucky then the dudes just want tea I can see the Sarge is sliding up to thee No, one day with Terif makes a good player humble tech rolls alone won't bring longterm ecstasy One day with Terif and the tough guys fumble oh and can't be too careful with your company I can see the Sarge is walking next to thee [ September 15, 2005, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: Kuniworth ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Record it and play it as background music for SC2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 That's a take, burn me a copy son. I'd like to promote my brother rap songs for SC. I'll manage them like Vince, Eric, Drama, & Turtle in Entourage. Entourage: [ September 14, 2005, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sombra Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Yawn, Rambo nice song. But it is time for you to learn German... I think good US players are very near to complete extinction. did you know that in the panzerliga even girls are playing SC? Over the sea in good old euorpe yes there are still some good players left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 The Oompa's sing their Bunta song from the movie classic, "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory". Bunta, Bunta bunta-pa-dee-ta I have another puzzle for ya Bunta, Bunta bunta-pa-dee-ta If you are wise, you'll listen to me Who do you blame when your tech is a crap? Commies and Euros like the sniffer hack Blaming the dice is a lie and a shame You know exactly who's to blame The Legend's superior play! Bunta, Bunta bunta-pa-dee-ta If you're with Yodl, then you will go far You will live in PanzerLiga too & not the bar Like the Bunta, Bunta bunta-pa-dee-ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 SomeBra stuttered did you know that in the panzerliga even girls are playing SC? Yeah, of course you're a bunch of Berlin Betty's, HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Dave Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Righteous riffs, I get it/I dig it - jjr & moon-enthused. It's one good reason why ol' Immer Bit the dust, or was it? A plastic befit mouth-piece? ah tra-la, Play them side-pipes in full kilt chord, It's that reckless tectonic drift, yea, Either one Tastes - reeks! of... hinge-of-Hell rust. It's why he's delighted, I say you, To be lonesome harpoon dude, ne'er bored, In that there... dun desert loon-bin. It's why he's MAD about nothing old, Nothing is now, nothing's never new. Them Euro young guns! Are... coming? :eek: Big blaspheme. That ain't news. They've ALWAYS been coming. They've always been careening along Der sehr harshen Strasses And the pretty petit Rue l'avenues. And, ho hum, they... always will. Pretend the majesty - mimic Mr Sisyphus That is, and ever always be... half-way Down the hill. (... WHO's! so callow only now? Well, Take yer bow, Crooners, cuz sooner than later YOU will suffer the face-less Fate Of... LOSING! to... a blue-rouged Come hither kinda faux Fraulein In die hazen Cabaret - innen einen Berlin) NO GOOD Players in USA? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Apparently, You Cats ain't been rock-rolling 'round The real-deal, knock-down towns, Like... Roswell, or Lompoc, Or Cote d' Abilene, or Even - Indian-limned - Terre Haute! LOL! _____________________________________ And BTW... it's way past time To jettison that flame-lame, most passe Sig-line, k-worth. The Man has paid 'is dues. Most, you NEVER even heard about, eh? [ September 15, 2005, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Desert Dave ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMonkey Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 OK DD, we know there lies some great SC players in the Americas.....it is like the policies....clandestine. The everyday rhetoric is for the diversion of the true aspirations.....Look closely and ye shall be enlightened, but your eyesight must be enhanced. Sooo....!! where are our savage wars for peace....an AAR or two ......please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Condor Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 SORROW by Pink Floyd The sweet smell of a great sorrow lies over the land Plumes of smoke rise and merge into the leaden sky Zapp lies and dreams of medals and victories, But awakes to a morning with no reason for waking He's haunted by the memory of a lost SC game Is terif cheating?, he can't be precise He's chained forever to a game that's departed It's not enough, it's not enough His blood has frozen & curdled with fright His knees have trembled & given way in the night His hand has weakened at the moment of truth His step has faltered One world, one game Time pass, and he doesnt move (AFK: *******... instrumental music playing in the background) And he talks to the forum of lost games and bad rolls And silent replies that crap connotation And Rambo laughs and brings dark and trouble to an oily forum A grim intimation of what is to be There's an unceasing whiner that posts in the night He’s had a hell of a roll, that blinds his sight And silence that speaks so much louder than words, Of promises broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 @Condor --- Nice PF take, that's why you're an Icon. All us true Americans also appreciate your Cool Hand Luke signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Great songs overall that in fact even impressed my dear friend Zapp Leno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Do 'true' americans appreciate cool hands instead of dating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by jon_j_rambo: SomeBra stuttered </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> did you know that in the panzerliga even girls are playing SC? Yeah, of course you're a bunch of Berlin Betty's, HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 @HR --- That Iron Block Eastern Euro negative attitude against an American Icon Paul Newman as Cool Hand Luke is unexcusable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 yeah, whatever ... i could care less about kewl 5 vs 1 luke ... pretty much like you care about Romanian Icon Amza Pellea (playing Michael the Brave, the most famous Romanian Voivod of all times), right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 @HR --- I have no beef with Romanian Icons. Seriously HR, learn from this. Control your temper, think before you type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 ok, peace, bro LL Icons all over the world!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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