JerseyJohn Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Korut I wonder how many tens of millions Hollyweid would need to make it? -- No doubt they'd have Russel Crowe playing the lead and it would start off with a shootout at the Wallmart Customer Service counter. -- And a Great Post from you as well. :cool: Zapp, I like your idea too. -- I mean your first one. I'm shocked by your second suggestion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Korut I wonder how many tens of millions Hollyweid would need to make it? -- No doubt they'd have Russel Crowe playing the lead and it would start off with a shootout at the Wallmart Customer Service counter. -- And a Great Post from you as well. :cool: Zapp, I like your idea too. -- I mean your first one. I'm shocked by your second suggestion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Originally posted by zappsweden: Would that be a movie similar to the Seinfeld series with situation comics a la Rambo? Rambo Goes to Walmart to buy a computer game, comes home, open the box, install the game, run it, it SUX, try to returns it at wlmart but...get into an argument with some faggot employee, goes back to Walmart later (disguiced to avoid the faggot), meets a nice woman at Walmart, gets the refund. That's a show! [ June 08, 2005, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Originally posted by zappsweden: Would that be a movie similar to the Seinfeld series with situation comics a la Rambo? Rambo Goes to Walmart to buy a computer game, comes home, open the box, install the game, run it, it SUX, try to returns it at wlmart but...get into an argument with some faggot employee, goes back to Walmart later (disguiced to avoid the faggot), meets a nice woman at Walmart, gets the refund. That's a show! [ June 08, 2005, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd watch it! "It was so great. I was standing right here and JJ Rambo came in and demanded a refund and asked me if I was free tonight and I said sure and he took his money and ran out and everything!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd watch it! "It was so great. I was standing right here and JJ Rambo came in and demanded a refund and asked me if I was free tonight and I said sure and he took his money and ran out and everything!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korut Zelva Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Actually, I made a few phone calls in turns out it's gonna be a tv series. It's like Seinfeld but with a twist: All characters (male and female) will be played by rambo himself. Considering the setting is in Idaho, it's not THAT far off from the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korut Zelva Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Actually, I made a few phone calls in turns out it's gonna be a tv series. It's like Seinfeld but with a twist: All characters (male and female) will be played by rambo himself. Considering the setting is in Idaho, it's not THAT far off from the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Originally posted by Korut Zelva: Actually, I made a few phone calls in turns out it's gonna be a tv series. It's like Seinfeld but with a twist: All characters (male and female) will be played by rambo himself. Considering the setting is in Idaho, it's not THAT far off from the truth. Well, so it must be a low budget version of "a Show About Nothing" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Originally posted by Korut Zelva: Actually, I made a few phone calls in turns out it's gonna be a tv series. It's like Seinfeld but with a twist: All characters (male and female) will be played by rambo himself. Considering the setting is in Idaho, it's not THAT far off from the truth. Well, so it must be a low budget version of "a Show About Nothing" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Since HOI-2 sux, and the girlfriends may soon be reduced down to 1, my Staff is consering a comeback for me. In lull of the Mike Tyson fight this weekend, pretend you have spies, an announcement will be made soon. @Zapp --- Dude, you watched Jackass? You are an American wannabee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Since HOI-2 sux, and the girlfriends may soon be reduced down to 1, my Staff is consering a comeback for me. In lull of the Mike Tyson fight this weekend, pretend you have spies, an announcement will be made soon. @Zapp --- Dude, you watched Jackass? You are an American wannabee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Anybody have an inside track on SC-2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Anybody have an inside track on SC-2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Jon J "Retire as much as Les the Sarge" Rambo: you flip flop back and forth more than John Kerry. This aint healthy son you got issues? Better ask your mama what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Jon J "Retire as much as Les the Sarge" Rambo: you flip flop back and forth more than John Kerry. This aint healthy son you got issues? Better ask your mama what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Yoda gets stressed about Rambo's return! Easy on the Monkey Paw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Yoda gets stressed about Rambo's return! Easy on the Monkey Paw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korut Zelva Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 What kind of person goes crying home to their mama? Certainly not Legends Legends go the distance. Finally, writters for the show have got the script for the pilot episode ready. As an insider I can give you some details. It starts on a sunday with Rambo in church praying silently for forgiveness so he can spend the rest of the week sinning his favorite capital sins: Lust, Greed and Pride. Suddenly, he hears god speak to him in a thundering voice. God says he's fed up with him and if he's serious about being a good christian he has to take anger management classes. Hilarity insues. Now a little spoiler, at the end of the show it is revealed that the voice of god was just rambo's nemesis, Dr. Zappling (wearing Frank Gorshin's Riddler costume included below) speaking over a microphone. The pilot ends with Rambo waving his fist saying: "Next time Gadget, Next time!" Personnaly I think the addition of a swede to the cast is a great idea. The opposition of a godless euro socialist vs our favorite redneck god-fearing jingoist is sure to bring the funny. I'm also lobbying to add another character called Kosmo Kuni living accross the hall from Rambo, so viewers get their fill of gayness related antics. [ June 09, 2005, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Korut Zelva ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korut Zelva Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 What kind of person goes crying home to their mama? Certainly not Legends Legends go the distance. Finally, writters for the show have got the script for the pilot episode ready. As an insider I can give you some details. It starts on a sunday with Rambo in church praying silently for forgiveness so he can spend the rest of the week sinning his favorite capital sins: Lust, Greed and Pride. Suddenly, he hears god speak to him in a thundering voice. God says he's fed up with him and if he's serious about being a good christian he has to take anger management classes. Hilarity insues. Now a little spoiler, at the end of the show it is revealed that the voice of god was just rambo's nemesis, Dr. Zappling (wearing Frank Gorshin's Riddler costume included below) speaking over a microphone. The pilot ends with Rambo waving his fist saying: "Next time Gadget, Next time!" Personnaly I think the addition of a swede to the cast is a great idea. The opposition of a godless euro socialist vs our favorite redneck god-fearing jingoist is sure to bring the funny. I'm also lobbying to add another character called Kosmo Kuni living accross the hall from Rambo, so viewers get their fill of gayness related antics. [ June 09, 2005, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Korut Zelva ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archibald Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Korut Zelva: Yes Hear the glorious tales of Rambo's legendary valor Featuring -Shopping at Walmart -Getting pissed at a cpu game -Arguing clerks to get a refund surely someones got to make a movie out of this On other news: Nobel prize winner of physics goes to Korut Zelva for his 'Rambo Paradox' theory. The theory states that more Rambo claim he's too busy/cool, the more he'll post on the battlefront message board. Best. Post. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archibald Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by Korut Zelva: Yes Hear the glorious tales of Rambo's legendary valor Featuring -Shopping at Walmart -Getting pissed at a cpu game -Arguing clerks to get a refund surely someones got to make a movie out of this On other news: Nobel prize winner of physics goes to Korut Zelva for his 'Rambo Paradox' theory. The theory states that more Rambo claim he's too busy/cool, the more he'll post on the battlefront message board. Best. Post. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 It's way up there, at least the top five. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 It's way up there, at least the top five. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 @Korut Zelva --- Capitalistic sins, huh? It's not a sin to make bank (wise steward of money), it's not a sin to take agressive stances in work (be not slothful), & certainly isn't a sin to pray to Christ. Oh, that's right, you're some Socialist who prefers book burning, living in bondage, & bowing down to the world's whatever. Folks, lets get this clear. I'm an independent, fundamental, Bible believing Baptist. I'm born in the U.S.A. (Bruce), flag waving, freedom fighting, God fearing, Israeli supporting, barbaque eating, country music loving, good looking, Republican voting, & SC Legend! Captain of Team U.S.A., Jon J. Rambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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