Otto Mekanik Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 I seem to be getting a lot of attention lately and it is beginning to bother me. Everybody is calling me a stupid and worthless opponent, some even wish I was dead! Can I help it if I'm focused on a goal and use all my resources to accomplish that goal? Yeah, sometimes I have my troops too close together, yes, sometimes I send a mortar unit to head up an assualt, is it my fault that was how my Creator made me? I thought I was being clever when I used 92 rounds for smoke. I thought it was cool. Nobody ever is excited to play me, I'm like the unwanted kid on the playground who gets picked last. You only pick me when your pbem partner won't send you any emails or you are awake at 2am hiding from your wife/girlfriend. Oh, I remember the good ol days. Remember the demo days? We laughed and cried together as we played Last Defense for the first time. And you were soooo excited to see me in Chance Encounter, how was I then? I still held your attention then didn't I? Well, what else can I say? I feel used and dirty, you just don't make me feel good about myself anymore. How do you expect me to grow if you keep putting me down. See you later...maybe AI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AI Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Well, I ruined that joke. I created a new screen name called AI but I logged in under my previous name. Sorry guys, I really do suck. Just pretend you saw this post from a user name AI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanir Ausf B Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 You can't even post without screwing it up. HA! Just giving you a bad time, Ott..uh I mean AI Seriously, it doesn't sound like anything a good 12 step program couldn't solve. Or at least help. In the meantime, keep your mortars out of LOS of the enemy and use HQ units with combat bonuses to spot for them. Then watch your forces roll to victory after victory. [ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Vanir Ausf B ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 ROTFLMAO! I live for comedy moments like that. I think that you should change your name to retarded_keydet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiggDogg Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Lol. Fun. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AI: Well, I ruined that joke. I created a new screen name called AI but I logged in under my previous name. Sorry guys, I really do suck. Just pretend you saw this post from a user name AI.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no no no it's funnier when you use your real name then i don't realize you're talking about the ai until midway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen-x87H Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 ROTFLMAO! I am in tears here. Actually it was better leaving your original name because I thought you were legit and actually that bad until I noticed the AI sig at the bottom of the post. Gen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Thanks Otto! You made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Great, nearly fell from the chair! Especially when reading the second post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcm1947 Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 No, it still worked. I just had to finish reading to see it was signed by AI. Still funny and I enjoyed it very much. I too needed a laugh this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 "John"... from "Vancouver, WA"....? Admit it: you're really JDMorse, Cesspool Advocate and Real Estate Salesman, aren't you?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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