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What's worse than a Conscript?


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Originally posted by Franko:

HEY! Thats not funny. Now a bunch of us going off of cliff...thats funny.

Frank

There's the old joke where one soldier ask "What does mixed emotions mean?"

The other soldier replies "Picture the Regimental Sergeant Major going over the side of a cliff in his jeep...with the rum ration in the back."

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A broken conscript carrying a flamethrower and some demolition charges down the middle of a paved road in front of a heavy machine gun.

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When we were in the Bocage country we were assaulted by them Tigers ... you know what I mean by assaulted huh? WELL I MEAN ASSAULTED!!!!

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A veteran jagdpanther. Buttoned, and facing away from two of my Regular 57mm AT guns.

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Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat.

But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown.

And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing.

-Commercial fishing in Kodiak, Alaska

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