Mannheim Tanker Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...sheep shagging. What's even more amazing is that when Mace closes the bedroom door, you don't hear sheep ba's, you hear....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mannheim changing the subject to something a little more palletable, like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: Mannheim changing the subject to something a little more palletable, like... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Gussie the Fishguy's ongoing quest for assistance. Planning a full summer of paradise (i.e., hanging out with a bunch of smelly guys and tons and tons of wonderfully erotic salmon), his one regret was his inability to update his bulletin board during his hedonistic retreat. He wanted to ask Mannheim Tricycle for help, but was afraid Mannie would . . . [ 04-10-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: He wanted to ask Mannheim Tricycle for help, but was afraid Mannie would . . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> screw up his website in some diabolical way. However, Gustav was so despearate to get someone else to run The Last Defense that he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: screw up his website in some diabolical way. However, Gustav was so despearate to get someone else to run The Last Defense that he...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...begged Rob/1 for tips and tricks on websites. When that didn't work, he turned to his "MadMatt's Compendium of Websites" and figured out that we we will still be here at the end of the summer, so it will be okay after all. Hopefully, this was a weight of the numerical username's feeble mind. We also hope that he would bathe or at least change his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...begged Rob/1 for tips and tricks on websites. When that didn't work, he turned to his "MadMatt's Compendium of Websites" and figured out that we we will still be here at the end of the summer, so it will be okay after all. Hopefully, this was a weight of the numerical username's feeble mind. We also hope that he would bathe or at least change his...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> propensity for snuggling with fish on a nightly basis. Back on the front, the Colonel didn't like the way things were looking. Somehow, the Germans had infiltrated the line and were raiding supply depots in the rear areas. The Colonel knew he would have to . . . MrSpkr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: The Colonel knew he would have to . . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> find another source of food, and soon, because tomorrow was Green Hash night at the cafeteria. Not knowing where he should go to get food, Maximus began... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: find another source of food, and soon, because tomorrow was Green Hash night at the cafeteria. Not knowing where he should go to get food, Maximus began...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....creating useless threads left and right. His opinion was plastered all over the board and it was almost always annoying. Nothing short of clipping his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ....creating useless threads left and right. His opinion was plastered all over the board and it was almost always annoying. Nothing short of clipping his...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> toenails would enable him to attract a member of the opposite sex long enough to spare us from his postings. Unfortunately, Maximus could not . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: toenails would enable him to attract a member of the opposite sex long enough to spare us from his postings. Unfortunately, Maximus could not . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...post useless threads. Because Maximus is a perfectionist and nothing less than that is acceptable. Which is why Maximus has a tendancy to harass idiots and stubborn people that post threads like "Why won't CM run on a Cyrix 166 with 32MB of RAM?" Anyway, when MrSpkr speaks nobody.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...post useless threads. Because Maximus is a perfectionist and nothing less than that is acceptable. Which is why Maximus has a tendancy to harass idiots and stubborn people that post threads like "Why won't CM run on a Cyrix 166 with 32MB of RAM?" Anyway, when MrSpkr speaks nobody....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...whether it is the real MrSpkr or the imposter, numero 2. Will the real MrSpkr please stand up, please stand up! Lemme pull that mask off and see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: Lemme pull that mask off and see...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> if I can slap a piece of duct tape over Mannheim Rollerskate's mouth before he starts singing any more annoying songs. With the tape in hand, Maximus tore off Rollerskate's mask, revealing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: if I can slap a piece of duct tape over Mannheim Rollerskate's mouth before he starts singing any more annoying songs. With the tape in hand, Maximus tore off Rollerskate's mask, revealing...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> MrSpkr38.75! THE POD PEOPLE HAVE RETURNED! Things seemed hopeless for our intrepid hero until the original MrSpkr appeared, armed with his handy injunction, ordering mrspkr2, et al. to cease and desist in demeaning MrSpkr's fair name. With that done, MrSpkr, armed with his handy attache case, rode off into the sunset. "What the heck was that?" Mannheim Bigwheel wondered. "I think it was . . ." MrSpkr [ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: MrSpkr38.75! THE POD PEOPLE HAVE RETURNED! Things seemed hopeless for our intrepid hero until the original MrSpkr appeared, armed with his handy injunction, ordering mrspkr2, et al. to cease and desist in demeaning MrSpkr's fair name. With that done, MrSpkr, armed with his handy attache case, rode off into the sunset. "What the heck was that?" Mannheim Bigwheel wondered. "I think it was . . ." MrSpkr [ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...an infomercial for some idiot who had no vowels in his name. His egocentricity was no suprise to the inhabitants of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...an infomercial for some idiot who had no vowels in his name. His egocentricity was no suprise to the inhabitants of...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Philadelphia, who were so self-absorbed that they apparently still believed the Phillies, 76'ers and Eagles counted as real major league sports teams. This, despite the drubbing most junior high school teams could hand each of them on any given day. However, their arrogance had some limitations. They apparently accepted the fact . . . [ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Philadelphia, who were so self-absorbed that they apparently still believed the Phillies, 76'ers and Eagles counted as real major league sports teams. This, despite the drubbing most junior high school teams could hand each of them on any given day. However, their arrogance had some limitations. They apparently accepted the fact . . . [ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...that Philidelphia was really just a suburb of New Jersey (which can be considered to be one big greasy city). At least Philadelphia can boast that it is the world capitol of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...that Philidelphia was really just a suburb of New Jersey (which can be considered to be one big greasy city). At least Philadelphia can boast that it is the world capitol of...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> brotherly love. Oh wait, I think San Francisco stole that crown. Too bad ... now Philadelphia is known for precisely nothing. Meanwhile, noting the lack of posting as of late, MrSpkr reclined in his barcalounger, sipping a tepid mug of Guiness Stout from his cache. Suddenly . . . [ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Suddenly . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...in far off Australia, Mace retched all over his keyboard, the thought of that vulgar brew being drank by a discerning drinker beyond comprehension. But then again we are talking about MrSpkr, who's taste is in his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...in far off Australia, Mace retched all over his keyboard, the thought of that vulgar brew being drank by a discerning drinker beyond comprehension. But then again we are talking about MrSpkr, who's taste is in his...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stout is obviously a hell of a lot better than Mace's. But aussies, used to drinking warm dingo piss, were still way ahead of Mace who thought a good drink consisted of ..... [ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: Lorak ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: But aussies, used to drinking warm dingo piss, were still way ahead of Mace who thought a good drink consisted of ..... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...of getting a coldie from a fridge, served at the temperature that beer should be kept and served...ice cold! Sheesh, if we wanted to drink something at room temperature, we would be drinking water from the tap, and we all know what fish do in water, don't we? Besides, the only thing dingos are good for are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...of getting a coldie from a fridge, served at the temperature that beer should be kept and served...ice cold! Sheesh, if we wanted to drink something at room temperature, we would be drinking water from the tap, and we all know what fish do in water, don't we? Besides, the only thing dingos are good for are...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> getting rid of the evidence when one of Mace's wives escapes. At that moment Lorak realized that he agreed with Mace that even Guinness is better served in a frost covered mug. Sometimes even with a shot of raseberry liquor mixed in. This caused Lorak great stress and he ran to his shrink to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: This caused Lorak great stress and he ran to his shrink to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...ask directions to the nearest bar (as if Lorak needed any help)! "It's over there", said the shrink pointing to the bar across the road from his consultation room, "that'll be $250 please, for my valuable time". Lorak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...ask directions to the nearest bar (as if Lorak needed any help)! "It's over there", said the shrink pointing to the bar across the road from his consultation room, "that'll be $250 please, for my valuable time". Lorak...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...said, "What! Are you kidding? $250 bucks for that??? YOU'RE FIRED! You'll hear from my lawyer!" Just then Lorak realized that he didn't have a lawyer, but his shrink didn't know that. Anyway, Lorak proceeded to the bar. Upon arriving at the bar, Lorak ran into Mace who was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...said, "What! Are you kidding? $250 bucks for that??? YOU'RE FIRED! You'll hear from my lawyer!" Just then Lorak realized that he didn't have a lawyer, but his shrink didn't know that. Anyway, Lorak proceeded to the bar. Upon arriving at the bar, Lorak ran into Mace who was...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> complaining loudly to the bartender that the sheep WAS NOT his pet, but HIS WIFE. Poor Mace. He complained to anyone who would listen (i.e., anyone too drunk to stagger away) that the bar's "no pets allowed" policy unfairly discriminated against his ovine 'friend.' Little did Mace know . . . [ 04-13-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: complaining loudly to the bartender that the sheep WAS NOT his pet, but HIS WIFE. Poor Mace. He complained to anyone who would listen (i.e., anyone too drunk to stagger away) that the bar's "no pets allowed" policy unfairly discriminated against his ovine 'friend.' Little did Mace know . . . [ 04-13-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...that only piss-water beer must be served cold. It kills the taste, you know. That's why a good stout or brown ales strikes the pallete so pleasingly when served tepid. No problem, mate, since we understand that the only thing Down Under that tastes great when served tepid is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekeFentle Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...that only piss-water beer must be served cold. It kills the taste, you know. That's why a good stout or brown ales strikes the pallete so pleasingly when served tepid. No problem, mate, since we understand that the only thing Down Under that tastes great when served tepid is...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> your sheilas. That being said I will note "taste great" is very subjective. It is my understanding that all Aussies prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon when they can find it. Of course the notion that an Ausiie can find... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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