Mace Posted February 27, 2001 Share Posted February 27, 2001 Originally posted by Croda: ...Fishing Pole. 'Woot!' Mace hollered. 'You thought I was Mace? You should be able to tell by the girth of my fishing pole that I am truly the great Ron Jeremy. Let me show you how I... ...can infiltrate the pool by disguising myself as that marvellous Macey fellow!' The real Mace promptly pulled out his sheep shears and lunged at Ron Jeremy, with one snip removing the only thing that Ron was well reknown for. 'There ya go, mate!' exclaimed Mace victoriously, 'Let's see how well you get on without your... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 Originally posted by Mace: ...can infiltrate the pool by disguising myself as that marvellous Macey fellow!' The real Mace promptly pulled out his sheep shears and lunged at Ron Jeremy, with one snip removing the only thing that Ron was well reknown for. 'There ya go, mate!' exclaimed Mace victoriously, 'Let's see how well you get on without your... ...fishing tackle.' Just then, 'Ron' pulled off a rubber mask to reveal a bald-headed webmaster bearing a devilish grin. 'I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!' he shouted. With that, he hopped on his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 ...broomstick and flew away to... ------------------ Reviver of the Carentan Thread, aptly named, "I Plant The Flag Here Now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 Colorado. Official state motto: "We may not have air up in the mountains, but at least we've got... ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 ...bald men riding broomsticks! After a brief stop in Colorado to go to the bathroom, Matt headed for... ------------------ Reviver of the Carentan Thread, aptly named, "I Plant The Flag Here Now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 Originally posted by Waxx_IK: ...bald men riding broomsticks! After a brief stop in Colorado to go to the bathroom, Matt headed for... ...the local Antarctican bar. There, he broke up a ruckus between two pinguins fighting over a fish. "Those penguins" scoffed Matt, wiping his hands free of penguin blood and small intestines, "they never..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 Originally posted by The Commissar: "Those penguins" scoffed Matt, wiping his hands free of penguin blood and small intestines, "they never..." ...put out"! While Matt did enjoy bouncing the odd head off the wall every now and then, this his tried and true method of crowd control, the real reason he returned to this occupation was to pick up on the... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 02-27-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord General MB Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 Soldier, ....Hot Penguin chicks who hung out at Colorado bars. One day Matt slid up to the bar and leaned his great bald head over the counter. There to his surprise he found the most discusting thing he had ever seen..... ------------------ Salute! Lord General Mr. Bill Supreme Commander 1st Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 Originally posted by Lord General MB: Soldier, ....Hot Penguin chicks who hung out at Colorado bars. One day Matt slid up to the bar and leaned his great bald head over the counter. There to his surprise he found the most discusting thing he had ever seen..... ...which was none other then a bastard who wrote "Soldier" in front of every messege. Matt: You suck. Lord-guy: Leave me alone, mister! The light reflectring off your skull is blinding me! Matt: You cannot survive make your time. Lord-guy: What you say!!! No really, I'm short of hearing!!! Matt: NO ONE USES AS MUCH EXCLAMATION POINTS AS I DO!!! FOR THIS YOU WILL... [This message has been edited by The Commissar (edited 02-27-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 ...bake cookies!" said the leprachaun. "Wot iz zis not rezpondeeng goeeng on, eh?" Little did he know (pun intended)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 Originally posted by The Commissar: did he know (pun intended)... ...that following up your previous post immediately with another one is punishable by death by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Food poisoning at a college cafeteria. Now why don't you have the boiled... ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord General MB Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Sir, ...Cesspool goo. It taste for some reason like Peng's hair gell, and Sheep hair. Very odd. Now let me tell you a story about long ago, when the Cess was young. There was man named Peng and a man named Senachi (GDI get a better name)..... ------------------ Salute! Lord General Mr. Bill Supreme Commander 1st Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 or was it Sasquatch, or senility, or Sesspit, oh shoot said Lord Bill, I get so confused on days when I forget to take my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Originally posted by jd: or was it Sasquatch, or senility, or Sesspit, oh shoot said Lord Bill, I get so confused on days when I forget to take my.... ...sausages. Mmm-mmm, sausages. Wish I had some now... no really, I do! Stop looking at me like that. Stop it. STOP IT! I'll poke your eyes out you little freak! OK, that's the last straw! Honey - fetch me my... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Originally posted by Lord General MB: Sheep hair *********************************** We interrupt this thread to bring you an important notice! It's called WOOL, ya nong!!! Normal services will now be resumed. Thankyou *********************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Originally posted by Mace: *********************************** It's called WOOL, ya nong!!! But whatever it was called, Mace had some stuck between his... ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Originally posted by 109 Gustav: But whatever it was called, Mace had some stuck between his... ...cheeks. You know, those flabby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...cheeks. You know, those flabby... ...blubbery things.While Mace was examining his rear end in the mirror a gang of hyperchondriac penguins cautiously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Originally posted by Speedy: ...blubbery things.While Mace was examining his rear end in the mirror a gang of hyperchondriac penguins cautiously... ...sneaked up behind him and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...sneaked up behind him and... ...taking Gustav by his long, girlish hair flung him off the boat into the cold Alaskan water, where he proceeded to immediately get impotence thanks to the below zero temperature. "The commi guy says you're even now" one of the penguins skwaked. "By the way, no hard feelings or nufink, pal. The bucket of tuna he gave us was an offer we couldnt refuse. Anyhow..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord General MB Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 Soldiers, ....We need are payment. Said the penguins, And so the great bald one procceded to regegate a whole bucket of fish heads. There yah go you little hot penguin chicks, and he got back on his broom stick and.... ------------------ Salute! Lord General Mr. Bill Supreme Commander 1st Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 ...as he flew away he threw a book down at the feet of that Lord-General Milton Bradley Guy. It was a dictionary! "Learn to spell, you illiterate marshmallow!" the Penguin taunted as he broomed out of sight. "And another thing. Keep your hands off of my ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevetherat Posted March 1, 2001 Share Posted March 1, 2001 ...stick. It's a valuable family heirloom and has been used by generations." "I'm not surprised, you ugly twink. If that's what you use, I'd hate to see your... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 2, 2001 Share Posted March 2, 2001 Karokae versions of various Jimmy Buffet songs. Exactly how much did you have to drink that night, you... ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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