Erwin Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Anyone know where we can download the professional women mods (looking out of windows; hanging around smoking Gaulloise on street corners etc.)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holman Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 You can download them, but it will cost you a couple of cartons of cigarettes. Lucky Strikes, preferably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatpr Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 If they look like Sophie Marceau vive le guerre! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmead Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Yes they could be done but they would be flat. I suspect they might lose some of their allure if they were flat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfish Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 I can't wait for the ones with the hairy upper lip and the underarm hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 How about some Gnome mods... STRASBOURG, France -- A shadowy group campaigning for freedom for garden gnomes has struck again -- with more than 70 of the ornaments found on the steps of a French cathedral. On Wednesday, motorists encountered around 100 garden gnomes on a roundabout. The latest find came at the cathedral in the town of Saint-Die, northeastern France, La Liberte de L'Est newspaper reported. A banner of the Gnome Liberation Front, which aims to "free" gnomes and "return them to the wild," was found at the scene. Local police refused to comment on the latest incident, fearing a spiralling of gnome abductions in the area. Some of the gnomes found on Wednesday were set up to spell out "Free the Gnomes." Residents around the town of Chavelot reported the miniatures stolen the night before. Soon after they were found set up on the roundabout. A police spokesman said: "It was a bit like a giant creche. Everything had been carefully set up." The group gained public attention in the 1990s, but after a ringleader was fined and sent to prison in 1997 for his part in the disappearance of 150 gnomes, the group faded from the limelight. In 1998 it came back into the public eye after staging a mass "suicide" with 11 gnomes dangling by their necks under a bridge at Briey in eastern France. A letter found nearby said: "When you read these few words we will no longer be part of your selfish world, where we serve merely as pretty decoration." A Paris garden exhibition was the group's target last year, where they stole about 20 gnomes during a night raid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeybutt Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: How about some Gnome mods... STRASBOURG, France -- A shadowy group campaigning for freedom for garden gnomes has struck again -- with more than 70 of the ornaments found on the steps of a French cathedral. On Wednesday, motorists encountered around 100 garden gnomes on a roundabout. The latest find came at the cathedral in the town of Saint-Die, northeastern France, La Liberte de L'Est newspaper reported. A banner of the Gnome Liberation Front, which aims to "free" gnomes and "return them to the wild," was found at the scene. Local police refused to comment on the latest incident, fearing a spiralling of gnome abductions in the area. Some of the gnomes found on Wednesday were set up to spell out "Free the Gnomes." Residents around the town of Chavelot reported the miniatures stolen the night before. Soon after they were found set up on the roundabout. A police spokesman said: "It was a bit like a giant creche. Everything had been carefully set up." The group gained public attention in the 1990s, but after a ringleader was fined and sent to prison in 1997 for his part in the disappearance of 150 gnomes, the group faded from the limelight. In 1998 it came back into the public eye after staging a mass "suicide" with 11 gnomes dangling by their necks under a bridge at Briey in eastern France. A letter found nearby said: "When you read these few words we will no longer be part of your selfish world, where we serve merely as pretty decoration." A Paris garden exhibition was the group's target last year, where they stole about 20 gnomes during a night raid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Crap! They are on to me.I'll go underground and bide my time before taking over Europe with my Gnome army! Freedom! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -Monkeybutt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn-Sykes Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 I'm just looking for someone to host my Maquis mod... i converted a jeep into a bicycle (complete with handlebar basket filled with baguette & Sten gun hidden under fruit). then i gave the Free French squads (warning: conflicts with US troops' BMP #'s) black cable-knit turtleneck sweaters, cigarettes and berets. mod-sluts: email me for a French Resistance zip file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torsten Glacer Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Bahahah! *wastes 2,500 points on bicycles* AHAHHAHAHA!!!! *then watches in dismay as 3 Konigstigers decimate his mighty bicycle brigade* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn-Sykes Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Option pack includes molotov cocktails, croque monsieur grill and guerilla scent pack. If those damn mortars weren't hard-coded i'd convert them to printing presses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Please, don't laugh about our gnomish problem. It's a very sade subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen. Sosaboski Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Knife, Sounds interesting. I'll give it a try. SFGCAP@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Havermeyer- Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 French mod include stick with white flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subvet Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: How about some Gnome mods... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> But then your opponent would download the Beholder mod and eat your forces for lunch. You posted this in another thread regarding the Beholders: "They do not have hands to wipe their poorly positioned bums after passing the remains of the gnomes they just ate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by -Havermeyer-: French mod include stick with white flag?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Please, Xavier and the French gang are my friends. But I did see the ad in the most recent Shotgun times for French WW2 Rifles, never been shot, only dropped once, mint condition. Do you think I should pick one up despite the silly french 7.5mm round they fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn-Sykes Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 General Sosaboski: aaaahh - i'm still tweaking those cable-knit sweater textures for the Maquis, but you'll be the first to know when it's completed...LOL. the Burt Lancaster (as resistance fighter 'Labiche' in The Train) face mod is nearing beta stage as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by -Havermeyer-: French mod include stick with white flag?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [Maso mode on] But, It is already in CMBO. I just ask myself why BTS put some blue and some red on our national white flag? :confused: [Maso mode off] Slapdragon: take care if you fire with an old weapon. The steel may have been weakened with time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen. Sosaboski Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Knife, Sounds good, take your time. Slapdragon, I always heard the "rifle" line with another country rather than France. However, to avoid me being flamed it will remain anonymous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeybutt Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xavier: Please, don't laugh about our gnomish problem. It's a very sade subject <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It is funny though,just like when people swipe the 'Big Boy' from the restraunts and claim to hold him for ransom.Besides the Gnome stealing is a German plot to take over the EU,that's what my microwave told me when I was cooking a frozen Burrito last night after swilling some Ny-Quil. -Monkeybutt [ 07-18-2001: Message edited by: Monkeybutt ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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