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Due to the advice of my physicians, I'm forced to avoid going into the pool. However, I do enjoy seeing the names of the threads. And, "I waited in line all night for CM2 and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt" has got to be the best yet, (with apologies to Douglas Adams...)

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Windopaene:

Due to the advice of my physicians, I'm forced to avoid going into the pool. However, I do enjoy seeing the names of the threads. And, "I waited in line all night for CM2 and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt" has got to be the best yet, (with apologies to Douglas Adams...)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Get a life.

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

Pardon me for respectfully disagreeing, bu "Go tell the Outerboards, stranger passing by, that here according to their laws we CHallenged Peng" was THE BEST TITLE EVER.

Without question.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, pup, that one comes in at (let's see here) number 20.

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Actually, pup, that one comes in at (let's see here) number 20.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gee, Berli, thank's for your fecking vote! Getting marked down by You certainly counts as a Plenary Indulgence.

It's bad enough I'm slogging around with other 'Poolers in your twice-damned Vosges scenarios, that I sure don't have to tolerate you kaak here in the Outer World (and what is that awful smell out here?!?).

[edited due to that smell]

[ 06-13-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ]

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander:

It's bad enough I'm slogging around with other 'Poolers in your twice-damned Vosges scenarios, that I sure don't have to tolerate you kaak here in the Outer World<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmmm... let me check the rules...

Yep, here it is...

YES YOU DO!

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Ye kin call mae traditional, call mae auld fashioned, just didnae call mae late fer breakfast, Jimmy - but Ah wid hafta sae tha "Peng, I Take Our Challenge Public" wid hafta bae tha baist ain mah opinion. An' after all, at's mae opinion which rrreally counts.

Oh, an' Ah main "baist" as ain "thus cramp ain mah laig didnae hurt as much as tha cramp ain mah foot" teep o' baist.

An' Ah'll refrain fraim sayin' wha' Ah rrreally thank o' ye, ye snot gobbli.....

ne'er meend.

SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCD

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Well it sems the search engine is accidentally working today, so you want to know what the best one was then you've got to know what they all are!!

Personally I quite like:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> I _am_ sedated by the Peng thread<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So here they ALL are - Peng 'til u puke!

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>AAR Elvis v. MrPeng: Chance Encounter

<LI>Hey Peng!!!!

<LI>OT to Messrs. Goanna, Peng and Bauhaus

<LI>Apre Action - Peng Takes the Valley from Elvis

<LI>Mr. Peng is wrong.

<LI>The TRUTH about Mr Peng

<LI>Taking bets on when the Peng Thread hits 2000!

<LI>I Blame Peng For This JP Mess!!!!!!

<LI>PENG I take our challenge private

<LI>Peng makes me hurl..How bout u

<LI>Peng, I take our Challenger Public

<LI>Your Guess? When Peng, ITOCP hits 4763 Posts!

<LI>The Peng Thread

<LI>Multiple posts on the really long .Peng thread

<LI>BBS Upgraded, Peng Thread utterly stupid!

<LI>Hey, is the Peng thread busted?

<LI>Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

<LI>Wake for the Peng Thread, please wear a hat.

<LI>The Peng Thread...is it worth reading? Peng thread hits the big time?

<LI>Peng I make your backup systematic

<LI>Has anybody seen MrPeng?

<LI>TAKING THE BLOODY PENG THREAD DOWNUNDER

<LI>Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

<LI>Roight Then, Who's For a Bit of the Peng Challenge?

<LI>Pengs muther served in brothels in WWII: Lets dispell the myth she did not

<LI>WILL THE REAL PENG THREAD PLEASE STAND UP.........

<LI>Forum Woes - alt.bored.nolife.pengthread - The Only Answer

<LI>GET WELL SOON PENG!

<LI>Peng Hospitalized!!!!

<LI>Peng Lobotomitimized!!!

<LI>THE BLOODY PENG CHALLENGE THREAD: ESCAPE FROM DOWNUNDER

<LI>Frequently Asked Questions answered by cesspoolers from the Peng Thread

<LI>Time to lock the Peng thread and start a new one

<LI>Time to Lock the Forum and Concentrate on Peng Thread

<LI>A Thousand Points of Peng, A Kindler, More Gentler Cess

<LI>Maple Leaf Up!! The PENG THREAD goes North!!!

<LI>What is the Peng thread?

<LI>PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLANGE TO GERMANY

<LI>Peng thread shows up on dod forums!

<LI>Frequently Asked Questions answered by cesspoolers from the Peng Threadâ„¢ v. 2

<LI>Peng in Paradise

<LI>Ladders, peng, opponents, that sort of thing

<LI>PENG!...no just help a poor newbie please

<LI>A Thousand Years of Peng....

<LI>Sir Peng, I take your challenge to Lord Raglan

<LI>PENG! I've brought your challenge home to Pennsylvania!

<LI>Bride of Peng

<LI>I Started A New Peng Thread And All I got Was This Lousy Hunk Of Cess.....

<LI>Peng goes to Sweden

<LI>PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLENGE TO THE INSANE ASYLUM

<LI>Peng, Your Challenge Necessitates Gamey Manouvrouvrevoouvring!

<LI>Peng, I take your Challenge to HOLLAND!

<LI>Does Peng Taste Gamey

<LI>The PENG Challenge Thread Goes To The Dogs

<LI>Peng Takes His Challenge and Stuffs IT

<LI>All your base are belong to Peng

<LI>The Peng Challenge moves to the Northwest

<LI>How The Peng Challenge Was Won And Where It Got Us

<LI>***Peng, Challenge, Thread, there ya go****

<LI>PENG CHALLENGES a Thread

<LI>I wanna be sedated by the Peng

<LI>Wo ist Peng?

<LI>Howmany "Pengs" doesittaketo "Peng" outtheforum?

<LI>In How Many Peng Threads Will Mensch Obsess About Losing in 3 Turns?

<LI>A DAY IN THE LIFE OF PENG AND THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD.......

<LI>I always wanted to start my own PENG thread...

<LI>How much PENG is too much PENG???

<LI>I _am_ sedated by the Peng thread

<LI>The Bloody Peng Loonies are Slowing Down the Server Again Challenge Thread

<LI>How much PENG CHALLENGE is too much PENG CHALLENGE???

<LI>Welcome to Peng Challengeville

<LI>THE PENG I TAKE OUR CHALLENGE PUBLIC REVIVAL!!!

<LI>The past of Peng, so no more questions, OK? AKA The Peng FAQ

<LI>Peng Bastids

<LI>I Love Peng

<LI>Peng, I Challenge You To Make Your Confessions Public!

<LI>THE PENG THREAD AS IT SHOULD

<LI>THE ANTI PENG PENG PENG

<LI>Time for a separate "All Peng" Forum?

<LI>PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLENGE TO THE UNDEAD…

<LI>How is this Peng thing relevant to CM?

<LI>Go Tell the Outerboards,Stranger,That Here Obedient to Their Laws We Challenged Peng

<LI>Im afraid to ask...but what the heck is PENG

<LI>I stood in line all night for CM2, and all I got was this lousy Peng Challenge TShirt

<LI>Peng just challenged my newborn son andwill still lose

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]

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Missed one...

The short-lived "The Peng Challenge Thread does MY talking" was wiped in the second Great Board Crash, probably by chrisl, the gamey bastiche. In a single phrase, it captured the fin-de-siecle and the zeitgeist of all that is Peng.

Hand-crafted from Olde World consonants and syllables, it was the zenith of the post header's art, and now ranks with the missing books of Livy as one of civilization's irreplaceable lost treasures.

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Peng, Your Challenge Necessitates Gamey Manouvrouvrevoouvring!

Even though it wasn't started by me and as such lacked the mandatory French touch that was present in other ones, it does have a certain MeNess in its weird choice of wording.

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