guachi Posted April 9, 2000 Share Posted April 9, 2000 Forum getting a little dull? Tired of reading posts in modern English? Now you can change all that!! Travel back to the 17th century with http://www.askjesus.org From this website you can "jesusify" (as they call it) any other website. Adds 'thees' and 'thous' and generally makes any text look like it came straight out of a King James Bible. The results are ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! Jason Note: Some of you may be offended. [This message has been edited by guachi (edited 04-09-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PeterNZ Posted April 9, 2000 Share Posted April 9, 2000 I'm offended! ... that you're not working on the FAQ! nose to the grindstone baitch PeterNZ ------------------ .C O M B A T. .V I S I O N. * Film From The Front * http://combatvision.panzershark.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwin Posted April 9, 2000 Share Posted April 9, 2000 oh my that is good stuff "Some of you may be offended" RFLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guachi Posted April 9, 2000 Author Share Posted April 9, 2000 I didn't realize it the first time cuz my speakers were turned off; this site plays music when looking at web pages. The cheesiest music you can possibly think of in the cheesiest synthesized manner. Reading about WWII while listening to 'Viva Las Vegas' and having every question end with 'only Jesus knows' and half the entries in the future names for CM changed to "CM: there's no Jesus like show Jesus' and poster's names changed to 'Old Wine 'n Guts' is just too surreal and funny!! I laughed so hard my eyes watered. Jason Really livened up poring over old messages for the FAQ. 'Viva... Viva... Las Vegas!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PeterNZ Posted April 10, 2000 Share Posted April 10, 2000 "Suffer unto Battlefront.com Home of superior armegeddon and Strategy Games" o so true haha and topics like " O/T - Lookingest for a town in The Land Begotten of a Goat" haha and everyone is a "sinner" or "junior sinner" ooo classy PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted April 10, 2000 Share Posted April 10, 2000 HEEHEEHAAAHAAHEEHEE You just have to do the Death Test. Q. How often do you had team sex? I must say I was surprised at my longevity, I won't die until June 12 2043, at the sprightly age of 70. Must say I was curious as to how they worked out the 6% chance of Alien Abuduction on that date. Speedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted April 10, 2000 Share Posted April 10, 2000 dit [This message has been edited by Speedy (edited 04-09-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwin Posted April 10, 2000 Share Posted April 10, 2000 We jesusized a free porn site and it replaced all the nudie pics with those paintings, I was rolling, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHANGEL Posted April 10, 2000 Share Posted April 10, 2000 Well, I have until March 8th, 2023...just about what I figured... I better get going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Fox Posted April 10, 2000 Share Posted April 10, 2000 When I jesusified the CM Vision thread.... "I don't know about thee, but I'm goddamn this simian or a distant relative of one." ROFL! A great link, thanks brother simian ------------------ "Heaven sent and hell bent Over the mountain tops we go Just like all the other GI Joes EE-AY-EE-AY adios!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastables Posted April 11, 2000 Share Posted April 11, 2000 lol I, by the power of GreySkull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEO Posted April 11, 2000 Share Posted April 11, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Simon Fox: When I jesusified the CM Vision thread.... "I don't know about thee, but I'm goddamn this simian or a distant relative of one." ROFL! A great link, thanks brother simian <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Or everyone's favorite: "We shall only burnt offer games and other products that wargamers covet, not whatsoever some bean-counter at the local superstore thinks shall sell the quickest. Substance upon Hype. This is whatsoever Battlefront.com is all about. So long as thee support us, we will be here for you. " That is the funniest web sight I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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