Doug Beman Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 as a resident of the northeastern US who has just viewed the weather forecast for the coming week, I issue the following directive: "From now on, you just keep your goddamn Canadian-Arctic high pressure cold air systems in your own country." We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 And now for something completely different As a resident of South-Central Canada who has just stuck his head out the window, I state the following remark: "Will you Americans keep all of your freaking acid rain/snow in your punkass dump of a nation" This has been a public message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Yeah, but we'll keep Rush! and ..er.. Moxy. Does anybody remember Moxy. Showing my age again are'nt I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 "Punkass dump of a nation." Those are strong words. Careful are were just gonna have to take another NHL team from you. [This message has been edited by von shrad (edited 01-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Attention all you N. Hemisphere weather weenies - please come to Antarctica and collect all your spent CFCs as they are really screwing up our end of the ozone layer and ruining my days at the beach. I got a sunburn through SPF 15 yesterday. What have I got to do - take a bath in zinc creme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Well, you can have Rush, The Tragically Hip, AND William Shatner. Yeah, or maybe well grab ourselves some prime movie production locations? Toronto looks kind of like New York, nobody will notice... Of course we will have to dirty it up a bit [This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 01-16-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Well, you can have Rush, The Tragically Hip, AND William Shatner.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh no! Please take William Shatner... we don't want him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 HEY! Have you heard Shatner sing? I think not! Once you hear the sweet melody of Mr. Tamborine Man, or Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds sung by Mr. Shatner, you would never want hear the other version again (for fears of remembering his rendition!). Actually, Shatner is the only 'celebrety' who I know of who has the same birtday as me. AND HE'S CANADIAN TOO!! The irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MajorH Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Hmmm ... here in San Antonio Texas we have temps in the low 70s and clear blue skies. Most of the lawn grass is dead due to our two days of winter in late December but it should start to green up nicely again in a couple of weeks . ------------------ Best regards, Major H majorh@mac.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MantaRay Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 No you can keep Capt Jerk...er Kirk, and his singing commercials. What kind of fool would put him in any commercial, let alone one where he hits more sour notes than me? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard III Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Speaking as a resident of Boston, Craig et al can keep their lousy weather!! I practically froze my ears off going out for breakfast this morning! BRRRRR.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardb Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 USA should roof in their country that way they would have a nice warm climate all season. Hmmm.. they would have all their pollution too. Maybe not a good idea after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scurlock Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Let me go back to Alaska. At least when it gets cold there, it gets cold enough and stays cold enough to do some serious ice fishing. Stationed in D.C. Eric ------------------ Eric Scurlock "He who gets there the fastest with the mostest wins." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madmatt Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Well we might as well just keep all of our nice little exports to ourselves than. Hmmm Combat Mission could be considered an export...Not any more of course! .."Blame Canada"... Of course Canada does have Terrance and Philip (umm South Park anyone? Thought not ) Madmatt out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Your a Uncle ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 Keeping CM out of Canada is bad, m'kay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted January 17, 2000 Author Share Posted January 17, 2000 "Battlefront.com--I told you it'd be big. REALLY big!!" DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwcanuck Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 We'll have to get a ladder going by country by win and loss averages to see who is best. You will quickly see us Canucks with the best win-loss average of all the countries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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