GreasyPig Posted June 24, 2000 Share Posted June 24, 2000 Pacestick, It could very well be true they're from the same brood. I tell ya though, Satan himself broke the malevolent mold of their mother. GreasyPig I just want everyone to know I love my wife. Yep, I love her like a nuclear reactor. I apreciated shes there and what she does, but I'd just assume stay well the hell away from her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrapnel Posted June 28, 2000 Share Posted June 28, 2000 Yeah, I hate it when my boyfriend makes me stop playing CM. ("Sweetie, don't you want to go shopping or something?") -Jessica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 28, 2000 Share Posted June 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jmac: yes dear, yes dear. whats that? you said the lawn hasn't been mowed in what? 4 weeks? 4 weeks!!!! i'll get right on it. where's that damn save button.......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bloody hell. Well I am single, how can you tell? Basically the lawn hasn't been mown in about 4 months. My excuse for this is I claim to be enviromentally friendly. ------------------ IN VINO VERITAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted June 28, 2000 Share Posted June 28, 2000 LOL SAVE THE GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyPig Posted June 28, 2000 Share Posted June 28, 2000 I just want to say something for all you boys AND girls out there that feel left out of the agony I and a few others share. Everyone has their own WONDER BITCH. For some their WB is high school or college. Others its mowing the lawn. For some its that beat-up old Pinto station-wagon that they have to kick, scream at, threaten and jump-start just to get to work on time. For some their WB is being a geek, and not having any girl friends. For others their WBs may be their work or boss or a urinary infection. For me, my WONDER BITCH just happens to be THEE WONDER BITCH, the one who actually enjoys making my stomach ulcer bleed. GreasyPig "Its a SWEATER!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailz Posted June 28, 2000 Share Posted June 28, 2000 Guess I lucked out... "I'm taking Mathew (our son) to see his grand parents today, so you'll have all afternoon to play in peace and quiet." (and all it costs me is a bit of cuddle time in front of the TV later on... with the movie rental of my choice!!) Guess they broke the mould after they made her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killmore Posted June 29, 2000 Share Posted June 29, 2000 Joke: On the 20th wedding universary wife and husband are sitting in the restaurant. "What are you thinking honey?" - asks the wife. Husband replies: "If I would kill you on the wedding day I would be out of jail by now and able to play CM in peace" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossfire Posted June 29, 2000 Share Posted June 29, 2000 Guys just watch "Married with children" - I highly recommend it to those about to get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts