Boo Radley Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 You forgot egg whisk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Hi everybody!!! I'm new here. What's this Peng Challenge thingy all about? Can I play too? Shouldn't you be challenging Elvis, or somefink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'm pretty sure he does. On a daily basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Hi everybody!!! I'm new here. What's this Peng Challenge thingy all about? Can I play too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I just love naughty women! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I just love naughty women! Michael Err, M'Lady, I would run or possibly load the shotgun... Actually there is no need to agonise, just load the gun. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 [...meanwhile in the Paddock something grey and heavy is putting heavy gauge rubber Gnome down range] *boot* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 [...meanwhile in the Paddock something grey and heavy is putting heavy gauge rubber Gnome down range] *boot* I knew it would end like this. Donkeys can be so fickle. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 *delivers CPR* Live damn you! Live!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Alas, I fear Peng is dead. Finally. When is the funeral? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Alas, I fear Peng is dead. Finally. When is the funeral? No funeral, he has been turned into a popsicle. Larry Niven has a lot to answer for... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 No funeral, he has been turned into a popsicle. The correct term is corpsicle. Peng is not something that I would ever want to eat...even if I wouldn't put it past you. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You know, it's okay to let go. Peng is in a better place now. We still have all the great memories. Snif. Aww to hell with, Peng is dead. Goodbye and good riddens I say. Bye bye, zwaai zwaai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Excuse me, just passing through to do a quick check. Hmm yep as suspected, the walls are covered in flaking lead paint and the cesspool seems to have a very high proportion of leaded gas. thanks, gotta go....quickly. There was an extensive article in Mother Jones last year as well. The case for linkage appears to have some pretty good evidence. High levels of lead in the blood lead to general mental retardation, learning disabilities and behavioral disorders. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 .. I don't think he really needs the assistance from lead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Its a good thing that bullets kill quickly then, lead poisoning can be a slow and painful death. I always thought that Emrys had colica pictorum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 22, 2014 Author Share Posted May 22, 2014 You know, it's okay to let go. Peng is in a better place now. We still have all the great memories. Snif. Aww to hell with, Peng is dead. Goodbye and good riddens I say. Bye bye, zwaai zwaai. Firstly: since when is Pennsyltucky a better place? Better than the Netherlands? I could see that. They are, after all, called the "Low countries". Mostly: The word is spelled "riddance", not riddens! Dear Gawd, you're spitting distance from England (That is a free straight line. Use it in good health), you have no excuse. Rick Astley: Even he would "Give you up". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 The correct term is corpsicle. Peng is not something that I would ever want to eat...even if I wouldn't put it past you. Michael Sorry, Emrys but you are wrong. Peng had a yearning for icecreams. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 ...the cesspool seems to have a very high proportion of leaded gas. Probably a residuum of Olde Foul Joe's longtime residence here. God knows he released enough gas to inflate a fleet of Zeppelins. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Sorry, Emrys but you are wrong. Peng had a yearning for icecreams. Yet another non sequitur from the Dark Continent. BTW, how's winter down there? It's been pleasant and sunny up here. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If I stab a cathode at one end and an anode in another end will Emrys produce electricity and will he dissolve over time only to be restored to limited use when connected to the National Grid? Can I run him to power my electric egg whisk? Will he be more draining than normal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If you gave a donkey a brain, would he actually learn how to use it? I am not optimistic. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If I attached jump leads to my nipples will I get a pleasant and stimulating jolt that I might want to repeat or will I get the normal Emrys dull clamp of nipple twisting disappointment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 BTW, how's winter down there? It's been pleasant and sunny up here. Michael Winter? We don't do no Winters down here. 22C today, luverly I can assure you. Isn't it about time you dropped off the perch? Surely all that swinging backwards and forwards is making your birdbrain dizzy...? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 22, 2014 Author Share Posted May 22, 2014 Isn't it about time you dropped off the perch? Surely all that swinging backwards and forwards is making your birdbrain dizzy...? Noba. Really? That's the best you can do? That's supposed to be your "A" game? Pathetic. Listening to you mewl makes me reconsider the posts of Aussie Jeff, and elevates him to the level of a Noel Coward, comparatively speaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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