Yeknodathon Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Anyone for Donkey dressage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 yes, I think we all prefer to see our donkeys dressed up. Something festive perhaps. Is there a "Mexican Theme Day"? How about Scottish? A donkey in a Tam is always amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 A donkey in a Tam is always amusing. A donkey in the hand is worth two Boo's in a bush. But not funny at all. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 ... not funny at all. Well... I don't agree with that totally. You're certainly funny looking. And smelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 A donkey in the hand... Uh-oh, I sense yet another Aussie perversion emerging into the light of day. Quick! Send the children home! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 send the children home! bugger that. i demand peace and quiet so keep them away from home! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Human-sheep genetics, how wooly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 bugger that. i demand peace and quiet so keep them away from home! You have only yourself to blame. You should have gotten that vasectomy ages ago. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 You have only yourself to blame. You should have gotten that vasectomy ages ago. Michael You mean like you got your lobotomy? You had such promise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 Is it true that a vasectomy and a lobotomy amount to the same thing if you're a dick-head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 In your case... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Very weak and getting weaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Your pulse, hopefully? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 bugger that. i demand peace and quiet so keep them away from my nursing home! There, fixed that for you. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Meanwhile, in the Outre Boards, our very own beloved and respected Michael has been busy offering some critical information: My CM:FI disc arrived yesterday, and it came with a very nice 111 page (counting the index) manual. This one is printed black & white in an easy to read typeface that is about 50% larger than the BN typeface. Another nice feature is that it is spiral bound so that you can set it down without losing your place. Now, interesting as this is, I thought I might wait some weeks to check if the larger than BN typeface has helped with reading and the spiral bound format has helped with turning the pages and Michael hasn't lost his place? Furthermore, whether Michael has got past any cellophane wrapper issues and figured out the way to get to the disc? I feel sharing this information is a worthy of new a thread - such an essential service is commendable and, well, I'm just moved that one of us, a mere, humble Cesspoolian is making the effort to state THE FREAKIN OBVIOUS deserves recognition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Meanwhile, in the Outre Boards, our very own beloved and respected Michael has been busy offering some critical information: "Assorted drivel" Now, interesting as this is, I thought I might wait some weeks to check if the larger than BN typeface has helped with reading and the spiral bound format has helped with turning the pages and Michael hasn't lost his place? Furthermore, whether Michael has got past any cellophane wrapper issues and figured out the way to get to the disc? I feel sharing this information is a worthy of new a thread - such an essential service is commendable and, well, I'm just moved that one of us, a mere, humble Cesspoolian is making the effort to state THE FREAKIN OBVIOUS deserves recognition. And to think that in the past we mocked John Kettler......when Emrys starts ranting that he has been abducted by space aliens and forced to play CMFI against their top players without the aid of the wonderful 111 (counting the index) page manual, that would be cause for a special thread. Does he actually play the game, or merely writes reviews of the packaging and so forth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 I strongly suspect Michael may be mathematically challenged and while marveling at spiral bound technology of the wonderful 111 (counting the index) page manual he hasn't quite got to the index at all but is, in fact, counting in binary and has reached page 7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Perhaps we should not put words in our Michael's mouth. We keep saying "wonderful" 111 page (including the index) manual. Michael actually refers to it as a "very nice" 111 page (including the index) manual. We should always strive for accuracy when quoting Michael. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Perhaps we should not put words in our Michael's mouth. I agree entirely, accuracy is important. My, I wet myself when I, Michael tore open the package and gawped at the mind-warping fantastic engineering feat of spiral-bound goodness that I just had to stroke and lick all 111 pages (including the index) just to make sure it all wasn't a dream. And the larger than BN typeface just made me drop down limp in a pool of gushing sensations that ripped repeatedly through my limp, helpless body. Michael does have a tendency to undersell himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 I agree entirely, accuracy is important. My, I wet myself when I, Michael tore open the package and gawped at the mind-warping fantastic engineering feat of spiral-bound goodness that I just had to stroke and lick all 111 pages (including the index) just to make sure it all wasn't a dream. And the larger than BN typeface just made me drop down limp in a pool of gushing sensations that ripped repeatedly through my limp, helpless body. Michael does have a tendency to undersell himself. I could not agree more sir..(we sound like Heckle and Jeckle). He graces many pages of the Outreboards with his wit, wisdom and knowledge of things military and spiral bound. Never ceasing to enrapt his audience with tales of mirth and mayhem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 He's scary, I don't want to be anywhere near someone that looks like Lenin and stares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 We are supposed to be inseperable, wise-cracking magpies, I don't complain about the untidy state of your paddock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 *Snip* I'm just moved that one of us, a mere, humble Cesspoolian is making the effort to state THE FREAKIN OBVIOUS deserves recognition. Back to your thistles you paddock layabout. Michael is NOT a humble Cesspudlian or a humble anything. He is merely a "recognised other", whatever that means. He is really just a nuisance post-count-packing prima donna that likes to see his opinion printed, on anything and everything. He doesn't even play the game against people so why he is not sent to Coventry, or Bristol for that matter, is beyond me. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 He doesn't even play the game against people so why he is not sent to Coventry, or Bristol for that matter, is beyond me. Noba. Now, now, now and then, then, then... let us not be hasty, young Noba. As your one everlasting and constant Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread (Long may it wave), as well as the last vestige of Order as laid down by the Olde Ones, I feel that Bristol might be uncalled for. Scranton, now... I could seeMichael fitting in quite well in Scranton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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