imported_mike_the_wino2

Splattering of Sick, you worthless piece of badger dung, you wouldn't know molten TNT if your boyfriend lubed it up, jammed it up yer arse, having removed your head first, and pulled the pin to make it go splodie. Best you could ever pull off was Canuckian victory.

sigh Moving sux, yo!!! If you ever feel like you have nothing, try packing it all up and moving...four pick-up loads later and I still have ****e to move. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Tuesday, August 2nd, AM...cable service will be hooked up at new place and then you sackless bags of rat droppings will feel like that freakey, horse-f*er when I jam my uber-Germanic armor right up yer arses. NOW DIE!!!!!!!

Ju all sux...read my post in last thread, maggots. :mad: :mad: :mad:

The AI is my biatch...I can only play with myself while I wait for the cable slackers to hook me up Tuesday August 2nd. Once I am cable capable I am gonna chuck so much feckin' molten TNT at you sackless, badger-humping, skirt-wearing nancies that yer spleens will collectively implode. I HATE YE ALL!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

They are not ALL morbidly obese?

No turns until August 2nd as I am without Internetty thingy til then. :mad: :mad:

And I thought that was just my body trying to purge the vast amounts of booze from my system...hhhhmmm. Betwixt work and all, I am throwing in a move. OH JOY!!! Signed a lease on a place and I am moving closer to the bar....er, fine dining establishments of the fair city of Sacramento.

How in the world are they going to model the thickness of Axe's skull? Would that fuzzy bit hanging off his chin be modelled as a skirt? What about the skirt he wears? Yea, I know he calls it a 'kilt' but it's just a plaid, mini-skirt.

feh If it brings even the slightest torment to you, Herr Badgerface, then I feel I have done the world a service.

No turns out last night as the Internet thingy wasn't working. Working today, tomorrow, etc. The next two weeks are going to be a nightmare.

Those freaking, gamey ATGs hiding in the trees and rain suxxors. I haven't been that successful with the gunner position so I have sticking to the driver's position and letting my crew do the work for me. Finding hull-down is trickier that I had imagined....especially when you throw in slopes that might expose your topside to attack from elevated positions. Shooting infantry with the AA gun is tricky but helpfull when that nasty RPG pops up from the side. Gamey, map-hugging, flanking runs has shown the greatest chance of success so far.

T-72: Balkans on Fire arrived this weekend.....and that is all that I need to say.

BTW, when did mine ship?

WTF?!!??!? London got the 2112 Summer Olympics? Don't you have to HAVE a summer to host the feckin' Summer Olympics? I hope all is well with Dave H, keep in touch big guy. Eugen you are an embarrassment to Swedes....no feckin' turn, you fondler of fish.

Eugen, you sackless Swede, you are soft, weak little girl and deserve the horrors that are Soddball scenarios....wanna give one a shot, nancy? :mad: :mad: :mad:

(points at Soddy).....(snicker)......MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Rookie. Gamey bits: Turns have resumed and Wallybob is my new pet pony. I have been riding him up and down the block like the cell block biatch that he is. Becket sends the occasional turn, KO's some crappy Kraut tanks and then goes on vacation to some unknown place...probably the County lock-up. On to things Canuckian...Psuedo has yet to show his targe...er, fodde....er, troops, yes troops is what I meant. 50+ painstaking turns left til he loses.

Between shipping, and the horrid taxes imposed by your gubmint, shipping you samples was too pricey. Once we start shipping over to your stinking lil isle, I will see what I can do.

Yeah, cuz you bailed out and dropped out of sight just as I was kicking danglies through the top of your empty dome. :mad: :mad: :mad:

one here.

_Axe, let this thought soothe your nerves and set that badger on your chin aquiver....you Canadian maggots may soon be allowed, nay BLESSED, with the nectar that I produce. Coming soon to a socialist, gubmint liquor store near you. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Since I pre-ordered, I should get mine......yesterday?

Work sux, yo. :mad: :mad: Yea, yea, I owe turns. Gotta get CM installed on work computer in order to get to them...oh, wait I don't have a cushy Gubmint job. Snarker did you ever figure out why you aren't getting turns?

A Canadian Gubmint job? Hell, you will be able to SEND turns from work. :mad: :mad: :mad:

I just watched the LEEERRROOOYY JEEENNNNKKINNNSSS vidoe with sound...a lot funnier that way. BTW, when did MasterGoodale start playing WoW? No turns out for a while...and I am not particularly upset about it. The mold on the ants is too much for the mice in the basement. :mad: :mad: :mad:

It's easy to be Cheery when you have plenty of Moose to eat, ain't it Axe? BTW, do they make FoodSaver bags, or containers, big enough to keep all the road kill you get?