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imported_mike_the_wino2

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  1. What's yer point, spanky? Other than the one on the top of yer dome, ye pinhead. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  2. Backing over a mechanic in the motor pool doesn't count.
  3. Just need to get close enough to pound yer thick skull into mush, ye blouse wearing nong. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  4. Then what the carp are you doing with it?!?!?!? Be careful you don't damage your ovaries. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  5. Thanks Moon, you sifted through my muddled post and got to the core of my curiousity. So we get thrown tracks from sloppy driving or damage...didn't even consider the former, as I typically don't have the occasion to drive a tank around.
  6. At least one screenshot shows what looks like a tank that has thrown a track. That's gonna be frustrating to watch your multi-million dollar, uber-tank grind to halt and transform into a pillbox. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  7. Poor simple Dave,...<sigh>...let's see if I can explain this in a way that you would understand. Some of the side effects of alcohol, if over-done, is a queasy feeling the next day, reduced productivity and the loss of brain cells. Can we risk this for the BFC crew while we are anxiously dancing around like a bunch of wild lap dogs waiting to be fed? I think not. Additionally, the last time I sent wine to someone they went around the bend and got banned for 90 days. Luckily, Seanachai had sobered up in the interim and was back to his pleasant self upon return. w00t b00ze!!!
  8. Ok, you lost me on this one. Are you so drunk that you are making jokes that only you find funny? Oh wait....you do that all the time....how the fook are we supposed to figure out when you are alcohol addled and just plain addled?
  9. OMFG!!!! Stop with the weekly Assmonkey mug shot. OH MY FECKIN' BLEEDING EYES!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: BTW, are you wearing the same shirt you wore last time?
  10. No doubt. My daily emails to Moon, weekly upside-down fruitcakes to Madmatt and the occasional fine, hand-stitched Peruvian suit to Kwazy still have not got you banned....but I hold out hope yet. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  11. MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Turns out to most...think I didn't get one to Pseudo, but he doesn't deserve on anywho. Becky did ye git me set-up, ya sodding crotch louse?
  12. You also think that posting your horrendously disfigured mug on the Internet is acceptable. You are f-ed in the head, homeslice. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  13. Wheeeeeee!!!! Budgets completed and handed in. Turns out last night and possibly even this evening. :eek: This news does not bode well for our little Snookums who is suffering much for his hubris. His clankies no workie and my grunts are grinding his Krauts into kielbasa. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  14. Not very welll, you left words in the post and alcohol is evident in all your posts. Wheeeeeee, Internet is fun. Service down at Casa de Vino since Saturday. Methinks today could be the day it all gets straightened out. [ March 14, 2005, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]
  15. Axe, your mug looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
  16. FOOK!!!! Axe put a warning before you post your fugly mug like that. Nice wine cooler you got there, nancy.
  17. That game is dead to me. It's about as much fun as an ice cream social w/ a Dave H keynote speech on the impact of statistics on our daily lives. Haven't been gaming much, no news to my no-turn-getting opponents. Too much sun and nice weather after so much rain has be out and aboot like a wood nymph. [ March 09, 2005, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]
  18. You talking aboot me, crotch-louse? YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN A FECKIN' DRAW, MAAAAAAAAGGGOOOTTT!!!!!
  19. What's the matter? Did they reinforcement our assessment of you being a useless git? Did you expect anything else? Maybe some hugs and cookies? It's official, Dangerous Waters is dead to ne. I shan't be purchasing that one. The excitement level, once the initial 'oh, ah' factor wore off, was akin to reading the U.S. Tax code.....ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz
  20. That word is of French origin. How fitting. Only queers and Canadians use French terms and I don't see any maple syrup on your flannel shirt, so that tells us what to think of you.
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