imported_mike_the_wino2

Holy feckin' Moose turd, Comcrap has been farged up for a week now. I can't send the angrolized, molten TNT to any of you maggots....so I will just have to tell you from work what useless pack of gits that you are, but you are all ready aware of this fun little factoid. MAGGOTS!!!!! :mad: :mad:

This is one I WON'T be buying. :eek:

Dave, you worthless smacktard, are you gonna buy CMSF like the rest of us fanboys? Or are you gonna whine like a school girl about the fact that your Commodore 64 can't run it, blah, blah. :mad: :mad:

You do know he is Canadian, right? I am not sure I would describe ITT Tech as a 'real' college nor would I imagine that those beaverless, moose-humping pack of f*cktards could teach much more than basic fly-fishing and igloo construction. :mad: :mad: :mad:

HOLY FECKIN' HELL!!! It's like the gates of Hell have opened and all the Canadian maggots are turned loose among the good, God-fearing humans. Welcome back to all the long lost maggots. Microsukt has been at it again. Just when I was ready to blow up my modem the last security patch cleared up all the problems. Feckin' homers. And that's more than you deserve you hapless, tree squirrel. [ October 21, 2005, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

Is this purtid pile of Brit droppings playable vs. AI or best against the idiots?

No turns out in as many days as I have worked consequently. So we are getting a new game? CM:SF - Combat Mission: Sh*t Fist? I can wait...although I will most likely buy it.

Feckin' hell. Comcrap cable has been as useless as a Canadian as of late. When I call customer dis-service I get some crap-all message about service being affected in the Chico area. Well, to hell with Chico, it's my feckin' cable, 90 miles to the south, that isn't working. Useless twats, the lot of them. :mad: :mad: :mad: Where was I? Oh, right..... You hooring, maggot-humping, sacks of waste are in for another round of angrolized, molten TNT. I had almost forgotten you sacks of ****e until the other day I encountered a determined, now dead, stream of ants in my shower. Imagining each and every one of your worthless faces on those hapless lil buggers, I washed them to their deaths. :mad: :mad: :mad: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now that the internet thingy is working again, I am gonna punch you all in the collective ovaries. :mad:

I owe everyone turns but as I wouldn't piss on any of you, even if you were on fire, I don't feel particularly bad. Not one bit, nary a qualm. [ September 21, 2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

Did you hit your foe with your purse because he was a big meanie? BTW, Toto can lick my sack. :mad: :mad: And what is this 'Sober' of which you speak?

I don't send you turns cuz WE DON'T HAVE A FECKIN' PBEM GOING NOW....at least I don't have any files that have any of your known alias i.e. Maggot, sackless, Bitch-lips, etc.

Aren't they one and the same?

Rebuild?!?!?! Seriously, don't you feckin' homers realize you live in a swamp? God is telling you that you live in the wrong place. Hurricane survivor my spotted ass....I hope the next one gets you. This is a perfect opportunity for you Miss-a-slappians to re-locate...preferably to Canada. Even you backwoods, gator-humping, inbred maggots would improve the breeding stock in Canada...prolly the only place in the universe more bass-ackwards than yerselves. Seize the day, you sackless pile. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Yeah, I noticed that quite some time ago, maggot.

Apathy and sloth are the watch words of my life. Combat Mission is but a dry, empty vessel that entices me not, it no longer whispers it's sweet lullaby to soothe my soul. Even the angryolized, molten TNT fails to stir my loins. In short, the nipples of Mother Hope have run dry. {sigh}

Got a fix-it ticket for no front license plate on the way to work and then I get a phone message telling me about an expected need, and release date, for a product we do not produce, have never planned to produce and have no source for raw product.....SWEEEETT!!!! Is it too early to go home?

I was doing a lot of driving last weekend, getting from place to place for my buddy's wedding (and other related bits) and some talk show schlubs were talking about the 'real estate bubble'. One of those grab-asstic, seal-shagging maggots actually claimed that the whole 'bubble' concept was a myth being promoted by stock brokers to get people back into the stock market. The other two yokels chimed in, agreeing wholeheartedly. {sigh} I could hear the tinfoil hat crinkling over the radio. I lied...I did go out drinking last night. Bless my restaurantie friends who provide me with booze.

Sumfink like dis?

No turns out....and my illness wasn't caused by food. What a weak sack of poo, Axe. Can't drink yerself sick like the rest of us? Turns out tonight as I won't be drinking and therefore will have plenty of time on my hands.

*bump*

Wasn't there some bits about this on the last page of the previous Waffle thread? Hurry now, you might catch it before it drops off into the great abyss. Dave H, what the fook is wrong with you? Did you not get the memo that politics are verboten on the GF, or are you just too dumb to follow along? I hope you get tased, feckin' hippy, anti-American, Euro-trash wannabe. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hhhhmmm, somebody has been on a 'Battlestar Galactica' marathon, hasn't she?

Ooofff, no turns out this weekend as I spent it drinking heavily with lots of attractive, young women. Too bad they were lesbians.... :eek: ....actually my chances of scoring prolly would have been the same with a bunch of straight gals.

I sent one once. What's the matter Pseudointellect, no honeys to chase or beer to drink?

Lose your hand in a terrible newspaper vending machine accident? Axe just cuz I want your Pops to turn out ok doesn't mean I care one whit about you, you sackless badger rapist. :mad: :mad: :mad: