imported_mike_the_wino2

Getting bored with CMAK...even CMBB is appealing now. Where the FECK is my CMX2? Turns not out yesterday...mebbe tonight, mebbe not. Still no turns from Snarker. If this apathy continues I will be jumping in my T-72, early July and drive off. :mad: :mad: :mad:

So Ass got hisself a real-honest-to-goodness-gubmint job? Way to go, just when I thought you couldn't be any more useless you reach deep within yourself and pull this one out. You are the #1 maggot. I'll get back to turns this eve. Been enjoying my evenings outside, BBQ-ing and drinking beers. Good times. How was you alls Memorial Day weekend? I had a marvy time with some friends from Las Vegas. My buddy Warren discovered the joy losing 3 T-34s in one turn to a Marder....good times, good times. By the end of the weekend, after 3 losses, he really began to hate me. I am so glad I am able to give back to the world.

Are you all thonged up right now?

And yet another dreadful development...

Safely ensconced in the warmth of the Waffley bit again after a horrific absence of 4 days. With no one to hate I could only drink heavily to keep from yelling at the whole of Texas, starting with Houston. Not a bad town but the winning combo of heat AND humidity is extra special. Turns to be out this eve.

As I am looking at homes in my price range, cheap like a hobo, a number of questions come up.... -Where is a good place to get bullet-proof, double-paned windows? -What the regulations regarding machine gun nests/ towers? -Are roof mounted flamethrowers discouraged or out-right illegal? Living in the ghetto....

Hey Watson, I don't know what home prices run in your neck of Appalachian nirvana but there is a studio listed in downtown Sacramento, aprox. 350 sq feet, $179K + $190/ month in HOA dues. Hell, that tent cabin would probably run in the low $200's due to the crap-tacular view of bears and raccoons crap on your car. :mad: :mad:

Oh, it still means sumfink all right. It means you are a limp-wristed, prancing maggot of the worst kind, most likely French or even worse....<gasp>....French-Canadian!!! What a load of crap this last month has been. Between working like a Chinese beaver, paying taxes (which launched a house hunt), looking at real estate and just been generally ill-tempered (nothing new there); not much time for turns fer maggots. I shall endeavor to chuck splodies at you all in a more prompt fashion. Speaking of freaking real estate, the market in Sacramento is just plain stupid. There are doznes of 'condos' on the market that are merely converted apartments. AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad:

Yes...the one on top of his pinhead. :mad: :mad: :mad:

I been sick. much sleep, not much CMAK

Best wishes to your moms Axe. Hopefully all will be well. So, you are telling us this being full of sh*t is a genetic thing? :mad: :mad: :mad:

8 hours of sleep since Wednesday morning, Lord knows how many hours worked, and waiting for relief so I can get back to smacking Snarker, kicking Wallybob and mocking Pseudo. Molten TNT to you maggots once I mail my check to the farging IRS.....bastiches!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Haven't been home for more than 4 hours in the last 48, and that was only to sleep. No turns for maggots 'til Friday night or Saturday. :mad: :mad: :mad:

...and hover tanks, this game better have hover tanks. And shield power-ups...or it will suxxors. :mad: :mad: :mad:

And people like you suck...now send my turn you waster of oxygen.

Working on Saturday ROXXERS!!!! Overdue Gamey game update: Psuedo is boring me. That maggot couldn't chuck molten TNT with a trebuchet. Snarker and I are finally working towards an end in a year old re-match. He titled the files 'Satisfaction'....quite aptly cuz I am kicking his danglies through the top of his empty dome. Becket is playing like an old man f*cks. He is good for maybe 3 turns a week. But he can keep up the 'Temple of Mediocrity', aka his homo blog. What a maggot. Wallybob is yapping at my ankles like the lapdog that he is. But to his credit this scenario is more unbalanced than Mace. Gonna need another maggot to step up. Axe...Dave H? Either of you two cousin humping maggots bored?

Just throw the tosser under the first bus you see. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Anything with 'Queens' would be right up your alley, shortpants. Not that is anything wrong with your nancy, limp-wristed attempts to fling tiny bits of molten TNT.

What is it with you sackless, no-turn sending maggots? Sparky get back to dieing proper like.

Fiefdom sux all. Gawd I hates them all.

twitch Did you say sumfink?

Although I have the soul of a poet and the heart of a warrior, I also have the ear of Helen Keller. Tone deaf does not even describe how poorly my ear is. Plus all those tedious hours of sobriety whilst strumming a guitar? No thanks. But I know of the diddy of which you speak.

I thought you drank yourself banned? WTF, are you posting for?!?!?!? I am sorry, were we supposed to give a care? Sackless maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad:

You going on 'Extreme Makeover'? What's makes you think that they could tweak your horrific mug into something so appealling as the picture you paint above? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Well, then no worries about combat. Threaten him, he surrenders, and then you have to pay to re-build his gazebo. You should trend softly here, it could be costly.