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We, the Monarch of the United Kingdoms of Crackdom ("UKC"), do hereby declare our support for the one true Justicariatess - Moraine Sedai. We place our numerous armed forces at her disposal and prepare for a holy crusade to spill the blood of PoopyheadJoe's supporters that dare oppose her will. Joe Shaw is hereby declared an enemy of the state of UKC and is to be slowly castrated on sight with a pair of dull rusty scissors while having salt and dog saliva poured on the wound alternately after each small cut.

I think you just described my happy place.

Are you dolts proposing that Sturmy be stripped of the Knighthood he was given by Royal Decree, and approved by the recently departed Sir Jim Boggs? I move to have the Justicar declared unfit to fulfill his duties on grounds of insanity and permanently replaced with Moraine Sedai. If he manages to prove that he is actually sane (not likely, but considered for completeness), the bugger should be put on trial for treason. From here :

Can't we all just co-exist in the same time period?

I do believe that's the best set up Sturmy will ever get. A word of advice, CMplayer, keep your back to the wall. [edit...If you're going to be beaten by someone, better make sure they're royalty...]

I'll go have another one just for you.

Who cares? Michael </font>

Mmmmmm....tim-tams. I think I'll go have one.

Informative as always, Emrys. For the record, I'm 23.

A fairly accurate recollection of events - a rarity for you these days, Joe, so - congratulations. However, being true to your old self, you forgot to make a point.

Have we sent that Alksei the Dvornik thing to Coventry yet? If not, I think we should consider it. Songs without italics are like Joe without poo on his head - unusual and unsatisfactory.

chap. Sounds like a dangerous man to me, I for one will be glad to see him impeached. Joe </font>

Shaw, you imbecile! How could you knight this gob of snot if the twit doesn't even know what a Blood Hamster is? I say this is good grounds for impeaching the Justacar.

What about the schism? Can I order my ewok knights to put down their pointy sticks? (sit down, Bauhaus)

I guess what I'm trying to say is - "You, Emrys, are lame!"

You unashamed post whore! What should have been a single lame post with two lame comments, you turned into two lame post, while succeeding, no doubt, in ensuring that the sum of the lameness of the two was bigger than what would and should have been the lameness of one.

In this time of sorrow, we call on the two factions of the Church to lay down their arms, seek forgiveness from one another and honour a man who would have wanted it that way.

Damn it, why couldn't it have been you, Emrys! Jim was the first person to email me when I started posting in the MBT and explain just what I had gotten myself into. The first PBEM game I ever started (and incidentally never finished) was against Boggs. I have been wondering what happened to him, now I guess I got my answer. Rest in peace, Jim, we will remember you.

We, the newly crowned Monarch of the United Kingdoms of Crackdom ("UCK"), do hereby declare our support for the one true Pope - dalem. We place our numerous armed forces at his command and prepare for a holy crusade to spill the blood of the heretics and infidels that dare oppose Gawd's will, as versified through the lips of dalem. Emrys is hereby declared an enemy of the state of UCK and is to be slowly castrated on sight with a pair of dull rusty scissors while having salt and dog saliva poured on the wound alternately after each small cut.

Why didn't you play crackdom, Mike? We missed you!

*tumbleweed*

"Pauley? Pauley? Eh Tony, where's Pauley?" "He sleeps with the fishes, boss!" "I know, but where the hell is he?" Baddum-dum-pshh...Thank you, I'm here till Thursday.

siki...siko...psk....ah nuts! How about...shrinkage (no, not the thing Castanza talked about, Bauhaus)? Will that do?

Gaylord has surfaced in the Fiefdom forums with a MBT rip off thread. Quite fun reading really - shows just how left out the poor bugger feels... http://www.evolvingworlds.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=108

Which reminds me of... Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven? Would you feel the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on ’cause I know I don’t belong here in heaven... Would you hold my hand If I saw you in heaven? Would you help me stand If I saw you in heaven? I’ll find my way through night and day ’cause I know I just can’t stay here in heaven... Time can bring you down, time can bend your knees Time can break your heart, have you begging please...begging please Beyond the door there’s peace I’m sure And I know there’ll be no more tears in heaven... Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven? Would you feel the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on ’cause I know I don’t belong here in heaven...