v42below

I'll have you know that 42below is made in the big smoke and not in the South. I'm glad to know that nothing rises above your bottom, at least I think I am. Now did anyone understand who the hell that challenge was aimed at? Give it another go, lad, taking the time to remove the fush and chups from your mouth before you speak, and someone may, I said MAY, take pity on you and give you the sound Samoan workover you deserve.

Wow there fellas, lets slow this down, shall we? I for one do not want to miss out on bones just because a small group of people got Steve all riled up over this. I would just like to note that PBEM is what makes the multiplayer game so accessible for me (I simply don't have time to TCP/IP). I mostly play multiplayer. I would be very disapointed if the feature did not make it into CMx2. I do realise though that making a game like this is not easy and that trade offs have to be made. In my view the developers are the best people to make those tradeoffs, having done their best to listen to their customers and considered what was said. If Battlefront tells me that it was more important to tradeoff PBEM for some other features at this point, I'll take it on trust. If when I play the demo I realise that I don't agree with that judement - I will not buy the game. That's just my 2 NZ cents.

It seems a rift in the space time continuum has caused mensch's post from the outlawed thread to reappear here. Either that or he's just being tha annoying, repetitive bugger he always was. Carry on...

So, little Timmy, you've decided that you have what it takes to post in the Peng Challenge Thread? Not so fast, young lad. To avoid having your dangly bits stapled to your forehead, there are some things you must know first: XXX] Your existence is only a figment of your imagination until you display an email and a location in your profile. #12 This place is about the challenge. Challenge some ONE and do so with panache and flair, throw in a bit of acid hatred and something to amuse us. re_) Sound off as though you've got a pair, but we'd rather not hear about you pair or any other parts of your anatomy. fsd_32$] Do not challenge a Knight or an Olde One - you are simply not worthy. The Squires, serfs and SSNs (like yourself) may accept your challenge if you pester them enough. Above all, do not challege Peng for he is already challenged beyond his means. 1. The Ladies of the Pool are sacred, beautiful and mysterious creatures. They are to be shown utmost respect at all times. C Flat) When in doubt, the best course of action is always to sod off. [ February 10, 2005, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: v42below ]

This thread is hereby declared illegal. We commence bombing in five minutes. Please step this way for the One True Thread [ February 10, 2005, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: v42below ]

Well, in that case, just follow the advice in the username you appear to attribute to me.

Why should the fact that you cannot muster a bump in your trousers oblige me to hide the existence of mine? Cut down by one or two kegs a day and soon you will find that your bump has returned and the sheilas, provided they have consumed the resulting excess kegs, may even take an interest.

Your interpretational skills are quite novel. When someone tells you that they would be quite happy if you went for a skinny-dip in a tank of concentrated acid and then rolled yourself in salt, do you take that as a request too?

Ma'am, yes Ma'am.

Ummm...*hides half empty bottle of vodka behind thrown and adds more red wine to the glass to restore the colour*...no, Your Majesty, I wouldn't dream of it.

It's actually "Sui huy v chai, vyn, sam pei" When pronounced quickly in Russian it sounds as though you're speaking Chinese. The literal translation is. Put you huy in tea, take it out, then drink the tea yourself.

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For Her Majesty I am always ready to take a beating for and/or from my Queen.

If Andreas's family photo offends you, M'lady I shall remove it forthwith. Just say the word and it shall be done. However, if it's good enough to hang over his fireplace, why not the Cesspool?

That just shows how far ahead Russians plan. It only took 5 or so years after the war for their huts to be fully connected to the grid. The wires and poles, I hear were also "borrowed" from Germany.

Took time out to say that did you?

Yes - you can. Now sod off, before I bash you to death with the tape.

You like shiny things? Want to see more? Do this:

Ok - time for single brain cell speak... Your computer cache picture. You see - we no see. You be pushing Ctrl-F5. Maybe that help. Maybe not.

I always knew you'd likely be a flat white rectangle with a red cross on it. I presume your single brain cell is located at the intersection of the red lines?

Раааааазговорчики в строю!!!

M'lady, those words were intended for Andreas and, when translated are not fit for the ears (or eyes) of such gentle creatures as yourself. The phonetic, should you be interested, is - "Poshol na hui". [edit - the translation is loosely correct, but, as you'd expect, has omitted the translation of the most important word in the phrase. Just as well...]

I see no point in conversing with someone who cannot, given today's technology, translate a simple phrase.

I always knew Togon and Nepal were secretly the same country.

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