v42below

It's coming soon. Hold your breath and wait! The fade to black effect you will eventually experience is normal and signifies my death.

If you consider that to be the look of a person in love, that will certainly explain why you consider yourself popular with the ladies. And it's anal-yst, dumbass (that's right, it's pun hell for me when I die).

Damn it, man, answer the question - is she hot? We would prefer an answer in celsius. </font>

Damn it, man, answer the question - is she hot? We would prefer an answer in celsius. Oh and, Stephen Hunter Pemble, I've been away and stuff so happy belated birthday. May you grow another inch this year, or somefink like that.

Just put a bucket on top of him upside down - with the banging of his pointy hat on the bottom of the bucket you can just turn down the music and enjoy the show. Make sure you have air holes in the bucket though, or the fun won't last.

Can't be - the ears are way too small and the eybrows far too thin.

So, errr, must be aboot time for a new thread, eh?

I can see them so quit your whinging and whining too. Have you noticed how there are no smilies in this thread, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. If you don't want Peng to castrate you with his bare hands, I suggest you refrain from pixelated expressions of emotion and stick to text.

Sure, brutally exclude me, the best damn Gaul you've ever seen. Bastards. :mad: You're just afraid I'd kick your damn asses so bad, you'd end up clutching Papa Khan for foul smelling comfort. BTW, this is the LAST post with this sig, thank heavens.... </font>

You mean this? I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath You're all gonna die You're all gonna die Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath

Cry me a river, Junglecarpet! Fine, your soppy whimpering has finally melted my frozen heart. I'll let you live out the rest of your miserable days in peace. However, you should remember that in your kindness, you managed to CUT OFF MY FREAKING EAR when knighting me. So you can understand some negative sentiment remins. BTW, -42 is pretty normal for winter time in Siberia and I've got the genes (or should that be jeans?) for it.

You're half a year late with that joke (typical for a maggot). My trouble with getting dates lately is my fiance punching any prospective females in the face with the diamond ring I gave her. It's not a big stone, but boy does it leave a mark. I like'em fiesty.

I feel much better now. All it took was one look at this. At first, of course, I felt sick to the stomach, but then as my will took hold - I realised, we must not judge our elders to harshly. After all, not only is the old fool ugly, wrinkly, smelly, balding and goofy-eared - in his eyes, you can see a genuine pride that he has managed, for once, to get a female to touch him without throwing up. Sure, it took two bottles of scotch for the lady to get to that stage, but hey, why spare the expense when your time in this celebration of life is fast running out and the only thing you have to cling to is being a Junkycracker.

You say that like I'm ugly or somefink. Heeeey, wait a minute!

That's right, cross the street so you don't have to deal with me. Cheap bastard. I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath You're all gonna die You're all gonna die Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath [ May 03, 2005, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: v42below ]

And what part of do you not understand? Certainly I saw it, certainly I had to fight the gag reflex upon reading it and most certainly I decided to test you ... well, not YOU personally, we all know the limitations that mother nature placed upon you, but YOU as in the Body CessPudlian. How could you see that tripe and NOT do something about it? At the least you could have inserted an empty post ... for most of you that would be an improvement. But no, "Let the Justicar do it," that's YOUR motto. Or, "Oh no, that's the job of the Justicar and I need not lift a finger." Ashamed of you all I was and am. Of course I think we can ALL agree that we're ashamed of Boo Radley. Joe </font>

"I am the Lord and Master. You all are bastards. Believe in me, Or I'll stab your eyes till you bleed I'm the Lord and Master." by Foamy the squirrel (likely inspired by Berli).

Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Ayeeeeouch! My eyeball! Damn it, Beardli, can't you take a joke?

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Where were you in Crackdom last round, you muppet? We won - no thanks to you.

You're just being mean because you missed out on getting free Popemobile rides for life, and because you're you.

Dolt, the word of the Olde Ones IS law. You ARE an outlaw He'll taste steel roughly when Hell freezes over. The Justicar has the combined backing of the Olde Ones... all three, and that don't happen very often. In fact, this may be the first time </font>

Today is Tuesday in Godzone, so the Monday will have to wait till next week. Mind you it will be a good one, given it's ANZAC day and therefore a public holiday. As for your attempt to lible me an outlaw- it was Joe who undermined the fabric of this very thread by attempting to strip Sturmy of his knighthood. Granted, he may have obtained it in an unorthodox fashion, but let's face it, Sturmy's fashion has always been anything but orthodox. Joe has committed treason agains Her Majesty the Queen of the MBT and, unless he publicly appologises and withdraws his defamation of Sturmy, he will taste our steel. As to who owns the office of the Justicariate, I believe this can be settled by negotiation, following the public appology and withdrawal. Until such time, our swords remain sharpened, shields polished and sticks pointy. I would also like to remind dalem that our Ewok armies of Doom have extensive combat experience against hi-tech weaponry, as well as inside knowledge of Y-wing battle tactics.

Shhhh, I thought you wanted to be Pope??? It's hard fighting a religious crusade and a civil war at the same time you know!!!