Jim Boggs

That would make a good sig line for mike_the_wino#1. It would match his eyes. Plus it has the added distinction of correctly identifying his one good trait.

No, that's yours. His is the one where I sell him white paint that turns green in the shade. Now begone with your perversions, the Gnome has made a ruling and you (especially) should look to placate him. </font>

No, that's yours. His is the one where I sell him white paint that turns green in the shade. Now begone with your perversions, the Gnome has made a ruling and you (especially) should look to placate him.

Who are you again? </font>

So what month is Christman in, oh great spell botcher? Yes, that's right, I'm watching you Nidan1. You can probably feel my eyes searing into you, yes searing. Now enough of this fastboat talk. Unless it's Miss Budweiser. Did I ever mention that I got to ride in it once? No? Probably because it never happened. Now where is Joe Shaw and why doesn't he send me turns anymore. *sniff* It's so sad being forgotten. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Glory Be! What a brilliant ploy. That must have been your shining moment in life. So has MENSA called yet? Now use that incredible *coughgagcough* talent and start another Thread. That's a good Oaf.

Bah! You clearly are unable to discern the subtle religious reference couched in the deliberate misspelling.

Enough of this whimpering, self-pity. Stand up. Show some backbone (NO, It doesn't reach that far). Don't be perceived as an unmitigated sissy. How can you say that nobody blesses you? I have spent many a night thinking That blessed Justicar, what was he thinking? Can he think? It's a blessed wonder he can get out of bed every morning. So see your complaints are groundless. Your impact in this Thread are the stuff of legends. Your name will be enshrined in the Hall of Fame with a list of your accomplishment. How could you ever imagine that you could be forgotten? Does one forget he has a hemorrhoid? Does one forget that awful feeling when you've had one drink too many and the bed begins to spin madly about causing severe nausea and a sudden desire to die? NO, I say. You will never be forgotten. Now buck up Josh and stop thinking that people cannot remember you.

That would be Jim Boggs. Oh wait, you're Jim Boggs. Never mind, then. </font>

Gads and zooks! I am really cranky today. No sleep because of all the caterwauling going on here last night, then I get up and take out the trash only to discover that my dear, sweet, precious wife had put a bunch of stuff she wanted to save in the trash can!!! Now I am in trouble, because I should have known better. Sure, I keep all my valuables in the feckin garbage can!!!! I need a volunteer to bear my wrath. I need someone who is totally oblivious to the world around them. I need someone who has the literary skills of a chipmonk. Someone must pay, and this Thread is teeming with prospects. MuwahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

<big><big>QUIET!!!</big></big> Decent people are trying to sleep! Where was I... One sheep, Two sheep, Three sheep, MACE!!!! Sheesh, how's a body to get any rest around here *mumblegrumblebitche&moan*

Bored Herbivore Prancing through the Paddock yon It's gotta be Yeknodathon He's known no rider, rope, or lash His book of manners lies in the trash Mung and thistles and a small rubber toy Are all that it takes to bring him great joy But he's liable to speak at inopportune times And use strange methods when picking up dimes So now you know what he holds in store For those that dare bore this herbivore The Ladies seem to think he is nice I'm not so sure, you better think twice.

edited because it was getting as bad as Yeknod's Tappen problem. And I don't want some grumpy olde gnome getting his depends in a wad. [ August 26, 2004, 10:55 AM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ]

Ouch. </font>

Hm, camel toe. I bet Yeknod would have preferred a donkey toe. Or a gnome toe. </font>

That is in their defense? Let's see: the vehicle was disabled. Why not just evacuate the area and wait until he gets thirsty and gives himself up? You canonly sit in a bulldozer/tank for so long before you calm down and realize you aren't going anywhere. Typical US police. The police ought to charged with murder. They KILLED this guy and all he did was wreck some property. </font>

Shouldn't there be a little something in my in-box before you have your little snit? I still do not understand how your entire force could surrender and the game says it's a draw. But then again it was one of those Berli hatchet jobs. Resend or sumfink. If you can pry yourself away from your Swift Boat Vol XXXVIII Thread.

Are you addicted to Canadian crack or somefink? </font>

Just Les Understood, no problem.

Okay Axe, I posted this picture on the next page like you asked. Who is Watson & Crick?

When it's ready?

Ha! I'll bet he throws up first.

And a wise move it is Joe. Work. Good Hard Work. Does a body good. Loosens the sinews. Dampens the blow of complete and utter rejection. Yes, work. Good idea Joe.

Stupid Donkey!! Just use the door like everybody else. I swear, get your bum all puckered up and your brain stops working. Hmmmm.... Must be some internal connection...

And here we see the radical new hull down concept that is being tested on the Eastern Front. Officials state that there are still a few wrinkles to iron out, but remain optimistic.