Jim Boggs

I don't want to help.

I think it only counts if they put it up. :mad:

Wino Where's my set-up??? :mad: First you send me an e-mail proposing a North African battle in July 1943. I can only assume that it was your plan that I take the German POW'S against your allied force. Nice try. <big>NO GO</big> :mad: July 43 in SICILY then Maggot, can ya handle it? I don't see any point of continuing a sig line match against you. No amount of thinking could top your current edition. Snarker wrote that? :confused: Inspired by a meeting of his Home Owners Association no doubt. :mad:

Terribly sorry Hiram ... Joe </font>

I think Joe is confusing blessings with Turns. As such I can state quit truthfully that I have not been blessed by Joe in many a day.

No.... If I were a caring and generous person you'd get my pity... How 'bout a kick inna fork? You seem deserving </font>

My Lawd!!! This post is so... typical of what is happening to The Brood. No fire, no brimstone in your anger. I will KILLLLLLLL :mad: those TECH :mad: BASTARDS!!! I will RIP :mad: THEIR LIMBS :mad: FROM THEIR BODIES!!! They will NEVER :mad: mess with THE BROOD again!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mad: Now with this fresh in your mind and to completely entangle The Wino into legalities and such I am hereby announcing: The BROOD Sig War The loser (Wino) in the match between myself (applause, wild cheers of jubilation) and The Wino (Boos, hisses, much spittle cast about) will have to bear a sig line for thirty days written by a member (past or present) of The Brood. (Not that kind of member Soddball). Surely even this group of complete lackwits can come up with some decent sig lines for everybody's favorite Maggot. The winner (myself) shall select one that he deems best. Neither The Wino nor myself may submit sig lines. Dig deep and I ain't talking about your noses or your arses. :mad:

Same feeling I got from reading about your Wild Friday Night. Hey Berli, do I get the most obvious response award now?

Then I take it you are acting on behalf of somebody else, because you clearly are not in posession of an inquiring mind. Or a mind for that matter.

Five more turns wouldn't have helped, cock-muncher. You were beat and no amount of time would have changed that. Hell, listening to you crow for 40 turns about how you were gonna win was more than I could stand. Oh well, the VICTORY was just that much sweeter. BTW, how do you like your crow? Medium rare work for you? </font>

Well, good to see that while I was away the intellectual level of posting skyrocketed. Now then, because I know all of you were worried as to my health and safety, I am here to report that all is well in Casa Boggs. My wife came up with a brilliant solution to my gaffe this morning. She's not upset and is actually quite happy about it. "Well Jim", you ask, "That's great, what was her idea?" She's gonna go out tomorrow and buy all new stuff.

Bumped as a more interesting piece to have on top.

Deny? Why deny it? </font>

And anyone would care because....? </font>

And still the LOSER! </font>

Would that be Ken or Barbie? You don't strike me as a GI Joe type. </font>

Yes, yes, you are quite correct. I remember our last game, right before he disappeared for three months trapped in a vat of sour wine. It was a QB, I had two companies of infantry and he had thirty 150mm artillery spotters and ten heavy machine guns. Yes, I was the attacker. Yes, he is a gamey ho.

Would that be Ken or Barbie? You don't strike me as a GI Joe type.

Ha, as if I have a prescription. :mad: That will do nicely. It will allow me to give you the tiny lil bit of my time that you so richly deserve. :mad:

I can only offer sympathy to Nidan1 for the impossible task he has taken upon himself. Now be a good lad and take your bottle of ehtanol and figure out just what the Berli it is.

*Sigh* Is there something in the way I spelled <big><big>NOTHING HUGE</big></big> that was unfathomable to you? :mad: As far as your attempt to sully my reputation with your innuendos, I can only marvel at the thought that you seem to think I CARE about my reputation.

Did I mention that I am extremely cranky today?

Now, now Boo. Don't run off all teary eyed. Here *hands Boo slightly yellowed hanky* wipe your eyes first, then run off.

So Boggs is a proctologists? That explains the fascination with Canadian crack. </font>

At my age the prostate would be a concern. In your case, as often as you find yourself prostrate (as in face down in the gutter), I would be extremely reluctant to inquire as to what exams you undergo whilst in this position. Send me a set-up maggot2. And nothing huge. I got too many of those going already. And clearly you are NOT worthy of that kind of effort, oh great artillery hacker. :mad: