Jim Boggs

I felt that all the way here in Florida. And that's the truth.

Papa Khann I would like to congratulate you on taking incoherent posting to an almost mididoctors level. In closing may I add: Monday bad not done.

Gotta give em credit for location. Right next to the old Stork Hotel.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Been there, done that. Only it was "Morning Peach" for the kitchen. It turned out more like "Bordello Red" when it was finished. Actually, I liked it. Anyway, a light coat of white (mixed with the original color) painted over top the base coat fixed it. Have fun!

You would be twice as smart as you are now. I wasn't belittling your dog, or your house, or your city, so... KNOWLING???????? IMPENDING?????? (spelled correctly, but a day late and a dollar short) I am at work and cannot access my "medicine bowl" as it were. I am forced to digest these "lines" without the benefit of "mind altering chemicals". I used to be a good Republican, and then I saw That Movie. Now I cannot sleep at night, I am haunted by the images, I cannot believe that I was deceived for so long. A word of warning to all of you who wish to remain innocent and true to your moral standards (or convictions as the case may be). DO NOT WATCH that movie. It should be burned, it should be reviled, it should be buried along with all it's nefarious plot twists and scary parts. I say Down With Pee Wee's Big Adventure!!!! Think of the children.

*sighs* Sheesh! He can't even go into the Kiddie GF without the padlock being brought out. I have a mental image of Seanachai as a child waltzing into his kindergarten class during "quiet time" and immediately breaking out with the latest drinking song that he learned hanging out at the Gnome Dome where he pretended to be "one of the boys" in order to feed his insatiable thirst for rabblerousing and causing severe annoyance amongst the citizenry. Now, as he reaches his "golden years", he has perfected (through countless years of study and practice) the art of annoying everybody, everytime, everywhere he goes. Further, Nidan1 seems incapable of translating subtle hints so I will resort to the more direct method: <big><big>You spelled BRITAIN wrong you Non-Spell Checking Ponce</big></big> Of course, to truly get through requires the use of a 2 X 4, placed ever so firmly against a region that will evoke an immediate cry of acknowledgement.

Pardon me, oh great Spell Checker de Pugh, far be it for me to ask, but would you be speaking of Great Britian or New Britian? Seanachai I will not be ensnared so easily by your callous and cunning chicanery. For some strange (rune) reason I find a scenario in my inbox from some strange (rune) and demented (rune) scenario designer. Apparently you have also received the same scenario. Quite the coincidence wouldn't you say? As a tribute to your stature and good nature *CoughsnickerCough*, I will defer the selection of opposing forces to you, so that you may immediately (by October?) send it to me, then I can set up the other side and we can proceed. What could be more fair?

So what's the symbol of infinity? All I know is that it's measured in what's known as Seanachai Turns. You can ask around.

Wow, I completed something? What was it? </font>

Well now, what's this? I like this one rleete. Very well done. I can see the tear in Seanachai's eye as he contemplates the end of another of his life's tasks.

Turns out to all except: Noba: The message says file corrupt, but I think we all know you well enough to know what's really corrupt, don't we? Now be so kind as to re-send a good file and we will continue. Joe Shaw: Because (it's true I tell ya, just ask around) he owes me a turn. Just incredible is all I got to say. Especially after those three nights of his mass e-mail hysteria. He just wouldn't stop. (Just ask around).

Hey! I'm on a number of lists. Just look in your "S" folder. Nobody can be this cold blooded except marketing guys and Germans... Well that answers that.

I thought you were Seanachai's boorish henchman. Seems more likely.

Heer Heer. Yu no I'm in favore. I vot yeach! </font>

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Heer Heer. Yu no I'm in favore. I vot yeach!

Yeah, yeah. Now predict when your Sea Lion scenarios will be available. Tonight is NOT soon enough. And quit teasing us with those screenies in that other Thread. You are truly evil/marketing guru.

Must... boil... water... before... drinking. And that Focker guy told me it was the best spellchecker he ever used. Who can you trust?

You know, I've been doing some thinking *OUCH!*(damn headache), and I feel badly now for being critical of Nidan1's spelling and social skills. After all the poor lad did suffer the indignity of Boo's training (and it clearly shows). Can I really blame him after what he went through? Of course, but that's not my point. My point is that I am saddened. Saddened that the two people that are responsible for my Knighthood are no longer with us. Sir lenakonrad, the bravest of the Poles and favorite of the Ladies of the Pool no longer posts here. AussieJeff, the one who jobbed Joe Shaw and could spin a tall tale as if it were the truth, no longer posts here. Why, I ask you, is that? What possible event could be so horrible or embarassing that they are unwilling to show their faces in The Pool anymore? It's a true mystery for the ages.

But you hear it all too frequently, don't you, Jimmy? Whispered behind peoples hands at the office while they steal furtive glances in your direction. Murmured il sotto voce by friends, relatives and family members, more often than not, followed by giggling. It hurts, doesn't it, Jim? Or, I should say, it would probably hurt if you weren't such a flaming nit wit, stumbling through life with an oblivious, vapid grin on that testament to inbreeding face of yours, your fly down and your clip-on tie hanging from your bowling league Perfect Attendance!" tie tack. You could never be a village idiot as you're over qualified. </font>

Okay your member shrinks from 3cm to 2cm. Happy now? Sheesh!

Yes, but at least this "project" has kept him from posting so I guess there is a good side to it as well. Take a number. I got first shot.

AND occasion, must be bad Red Cross ice. </font>

Twice as smart as an Ohioan. Yeah I know Lars said Two Years, but I was actually feeling sorry for you. Besides Kitty thinks you actually contribute on occaision, and the wishes of The Ladies of the Pool cannot be dispensed with so casually as one can dismiss your contributions. Actually the thought that you can manipulate the map editor does give me cause for concern. Tactically you remain the same incompetant, clueless, and deranged leader of troops that you have always been, but with the ability to hack the engine, you may actually post a 15-20% score. I cannot believe that you would think that nobody would notice this dramatic improvement.

You also clearly cannot read a calendar. If you'll notice it's nowhere near November. Now quit feeling sorry for yourself and get back to work.