Jim Boggs

I want a feature that if one is playing a PBEM game and your opponent goes more than two days without sending a turn, the computer will create an electric field and shock the fox pee out of the slacker until he sends a turn. Please BFC. Surely this is something Madmatt would enjoy working on.

Speaking of horrid little men, I believe that a certain gnome has contracted for the rights to the 30 day lease of your sig line. As this horrid little man has been forced to go without posting here for some time now, I would really be concerned at what he may have to offer. What is the max length of a sig line anyway?

You're really proud of that new sig line there aren't ya Radley? Looks pretty impressive! How many more turns til I OWN IT??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Hey Lurk Did you send rune his feedback on our game yet? Is that why he doesn't post here looking for feedback anymore?

Tragedy, yes, that would be proper. The game itself is going well, but the e-mail exchanges... For those of you that have been fortunate enough NOT to have played Joe, I will give you a sampling: ME: So, Joe, we're on turn 15 of 30 and your troops are still not in sight. What's up with that? Joe: Ha, you don't fool me, you think that just because you got the flags that I'm just gonna charge willy-nilly into your big guns. Think again Mister. ME: What big guns? Joe I know you've got Panthers and Tigers. Do you think I'm stupid or something? ME: Well....yeah! *Six small mortar rounds go off* Joe: See! I knew it. Looks like you got naval guns there. I'm not coming out just to get blown up. Did you hack the file? I don't stand a chance. ME: Hack the file? I'm playing YOU. What's the point? Joe: Nevertheless, in every game I have played, whenever I actually move my men they get shot up....bad. I'm gonna sit tight this time. ME: ARGHHHHHH!!!! Okay then, that's it, forget tactics (Oh, that's right, you already did), I can't take this whining and crying any more. I'm coming to get you.....NOW!!!! Joe: Oh, sorry, gotta run to Denver for a few days. Tragic indeed.

Sheesh Joe! Radley can sit in front of a blank screen and drool. Although your suggestion to glue him to the TV does have merit.

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Interesting observation coming from the: Man who lost our QUEEN!!!!

No actually, my last lecture was on idiots, as quoted from the book of Shaw. Clearly, you should read and re-read that passage. Then look in the mirror. You may gain some valuable insight.

Where's my set-up Chef Boy R Barf? </font>

Well I hope you've learned your lesson this time Joe. Giving comedy material to Radley is like giving the theory of relativity to a chimpanzee. Now Joe, this has caused me to realize something... You're an idiot! I had given you the benefit of the doubt, but there IS no doubt, you're a freaking idiot and no error. Couldn't have said it better myself!

Where's my set-up Chef Boy R Barf?

It shall be CMAK. The thought of you on the road dreading to come home because another Turn of DOOOOOM awaits you is sufficient to garner my interest. The fact that due to your "business" this foreboding can be extended for weeks, no... MONTHS is a clincher. But I am a fair man, so I will allow YOU the honor of submitting the set-up. You may have either side, you may attack or defend, it really doesn't matter, the outcome is preordained (ie; You Lose).

Whoa now, can we just slow down here for a minute. I need a recap: mace = King Boo = justicar dalem = Lord High Hullapoo'sinhispants. Hmmm.... Just as I thought, Larry, Moe, and Curly.

The would explain the mass resignations from the steno pool.

Note to self: Do NOT click on Axe2121's links.

Now clearly this poor sot has rendered so many brain cells inoperative that we may not be able to actually communicate with it. I will make a one time effort to see if there is any sign of intelligent life behind the screen-name. Sticky see the ball. The ball is red. See the red ball. Oh my, the red ball has gone onto the road. See the road? See the big truck coming down the road? See how fast the truck is going? Get the ball Sticky.

A step in the right direction, however, you seem to still retain a serious issue in timing. "But Jim, what do you mean?" you ask. When this Thread was on the CMBB board, you only had CMBO and you were missing the final patch for it. As we discovered when we actually attempted to play CMBO. Now the Thread is on the CMAK Board and you have apparently finally obtained CMBB. Is this a trend? Much as I would love the chance to over-run and decimate your Russian whordes, I have passed on my CMBB to my son, so he may delight in it's charms. Which leads us back again to Square One (a place I am sure you are familiar with). This leaves us with two options: B. Wait for you to amass enough tip money to buy CMAK. At a quarter a toss, this could take awhile. XIX. Try once again to load (with ALL patches) CMBO in order to administer the proper thrashing you have earned. Option B is the preferred choice, so I would suggest that you bump your rate to a buck a head (if you get my meaning), and then you could have CMAK by the end of April.

Sheesh! What a night! Where to begin? Okay then, what is this King Mace abomination all about? My good(?) Ozziechap, the vacuum you describe would be better controlled by your using "ear-plugs". Unless the vacuum in your head is so strong as to suck them into your cranial cavity in which case, in order to equalize the pressure, you should "blow" as hard as you can in order to allow proper circulation. You can do it. I've checked around and everyone agrees that you do "blow" with the best of them. In addition, and I cannot believe that your countryman Noba has not pointed this out, the so-called thrown you are perched on is not exactly royal in nature. Just because you are renting the basement of the outhouse does not give you upstairs thrown sitting priveleges. In a poll of your former concubines, the question was posed: Do you think Mace is worthy to be King? The unanimous response was: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

#7-I do not mumble! ***mumble"whippersnapper",mumble*** #14a-I see you have studied well during the 35 year reign of Sesame Street and have apparently found a method that worked for you. VII(2)-I do not wish you to think(?) that I find nothing to agree with in your post. The part about posting less was clearly a step in the right direction. Para 9 Sec 10b-The adhesive one seems to have already learned his lesson after his drunken escapade here the other night. Epilogue-The reason I have time to devote to your proper upbringing is due to the fact that I have games going with No-Turn Sending Cretins!!! So do not thank me, thank them

Sheesh!!! I knew there would be trouble the minute that I noticed the author was named Ber[censored]en. So whatcha gonna do bout it? Play on? Send ME a set-up? Is this too many questions at once? Are you getting dizzy? Dizzier? [uPDATE]- Once again confirming his title as World's Gameyest Bastiche the ever devious Lars says Play On!!! [ April 04, 2004, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ]

Okay Lars Set-up is sent, zipped. A little affair from east Africa. Apparently you will have the valiant forces of the French Foreign Legion, making a last stand at an unknown fort somewhere in the middle of nowhere. My elite Italianos only await the order to advance and squash you like a vintage grape. BTW-Check out the map on this one. SWEEEEEEET!!!!

Good question Maggot :mad: You been hanging with Soddy?

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