Jim Boggs

Don't worry Lurk. The reference to Sturmy being her back door man clearly went over their heads.

nope...but maybe she does ? Regards, Sven </font>

You grogs realize that on any other board on the internet, given the Title of the Thread, we would be looking at boobs.

I'd like to lobby for a shoot and hit something command.

Hmmmm I don't get it... do you think maybe I could have a demonstration too? </font>

I don't get it..could you explain by means of practical example? </font>

Well put. Logical. Makes sense. Clearly the Justicar won't get it. It would appear our Queen has put together her Royal Entourage with due care. With v42below guarding the front gate, sword poised, fire in his eyes, and a fanatic devotion to Her Majesty and Sturmy guarding the back door, with the kind of unique experience that only he can offer, it would appear that our Queen's safety is no longer an issue. However, I must beg Her Majesty to reconsider the plan to utilize Lars as a body double. No offence to the good Lars but, well, let's just say that even the Justicar won't be going through those drawers. Although Lars does look better than those Mormon Wives.

Initially I was gonna nominate Boo Radley, because he's relentless. But then I remembered the ONE poster on this Thread that fills my heart with dread and fear. The one who inspired a mass picture burning. The one who put Seanachai's head into a marsupial's pouch. The one who put MrSpkr in kilts. The one who even Berli cowers and shrinks in mortal fear of. My heart is pounding so hard right now that I can't even get the nerve up to type Lady Persephones's name. You'll have to guess who it is.

Time for the ol' checklist: 1) Thread is SC related....Check 2) Thread is humorous....Check 3) Les is grumpy ol' Canadian...Check Seems to pass the requirements there Zapp

Time for the ol' checklist: 1) Thread is SC related....Check 2) Thread is humorous....Check 3) Les is grumpy ol' Canadian...Check Seems to pass the requirements there Zapp

I tried to get an ascot, but that damn Yeknod wouldn't get off it long enough! Does he always sleep this much?

I don't know Boo. This one opens up a ton of possibilities.

Somebody needs to change the Thread Title to: Peng Challenges Yo to Marry Him Although I gotta admit Jim Bouggs has a bit of elegance and style that would be more in matching my true nature.

I'm antichrist I'm anarchist and hopeless heterosexual (all the way with Lars ) </font>

Don't worry Sturmy... unless Lady Persephone gets hold of them..... Oh My!!

Why? </font>

Sturmy Two items for your consideration: 1) Beware of lawyers bearing gifts. 2) Somebody needs to show those guys how to tie a necktie.

What does Jim Boggs see at the end of every Thread he posts in, on the SC Forum? A Padlock Ooops! Sorry Zapp!

What does Jim Boggs see at the end of every Thread he posts in, on the SC Forum? A Padlock Ooops! Sorry Zapp!

wOOt!!!! I Win!!!! Even better, the rest of you lot all lose!!! In fact, I won a couple of bottles of champagne for that. Goes right to a girl's head it does. Especially when you're drinking it on a deserted tropical island. Oh, the memories of a magical night... If you look at pic #3, you'll see the fake nipples. Enjoy your breakfast. </font>

You may be a dimwitted nutter with the I.Q. of a popsicle, you may smell of catfood and cheap liquor, you may walk around with your pants down for weeks without realising it and wandering why it's so chilly out, but you, my lad, are no Lurkur! </font>

Oh boy, I can hardly wait to see what this one turns into... {cracks a tube and settles in to watch the fun...} </font>

Joe Shaw Jim Boggs Jack the portrait which adorns the wall of your beloved Queen John The Toilet If you were to relieve yourself on Jack instead of in the John it would matter a great deal I have always gone to great lengths to help the slow. Sometimes one must use repetition to ensure the message is understood. Ah, but I recognise the Queen even without the trappings of office Massive intake of alcohol has been known to cause double vision. Maybe you should try water?

Here's a tip. You should bold Joe Shaw's name when you type it. Otherwise people will think you are not a native of New Zealand.

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