Yeknodathon

I've always found resurrection to be a bit overrated.

I think they could deploy Chuck Norris too.

ICKY!!!!!!

Only Boo could say "sod off" and get it so hopelessly Vatican.

Yes, as I remember he had more padding than a linebacker with a fetish for upholstery.

He once stumbled into the Paddock blindfolded clutching a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. When he left he wasn't very keen at clutching anything.

He is the all pervading glue of the universe that makes things sticky. I demand he sticks himself to Boo to make a sticky Boo

Mr Emrys is yet again correct in his infallible decision to delete his sig lines

[...meanwhile, the Paddock white tent has been erected in great haste and something inside is causing a commotion in a tight space] Well, Mr Gnome, this is quite cosy for any sort of halftrack adventure... [...as a snout pokes out to view any suspicious on-comers] ..though I'm not sure if our flaps are quite up to the job.

Smoking hulks of Brokeback halftracks at rest... not that there is anything wrong with halftracks

*crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

I've also had extensive physical training and if someone sat across from me and saw me in person I might well want to lash them up and down with my tongue before they get inpatient and frisky.

Oh, let me conjure with the vision of Boo sticking his head into the mouth of a circus Stuka

It's what I call, "grazing". Boo may have the dentures to attempt this but I think he might have an issue with the swallowing.

I think I remember seeing Null Aleph in a particularly vigorous and artistic Estonian donkey movie. Not that there's anything wrong with Estonia.

Well, I've just spotted the uber secret weapon of tedium that will change everything.

So, was the boring thread at post 1 more boring by post 240 even though the quantity and quality of boredom has changed over time? Or has one side been able to produce more boredom than the other side while the other side has merely extended the pool of qualifying boredom?

The Germans were obviously stronger because they had better uniforms. Graph that.

How could coral that is under water possibly leave dust? Only in the landlocked mind of Boo's Jacques Cousteau-challenged mental paddling.

Nazi secret weapons thread... such fun!

A Reptiloid in a tankette must not be underestimated because the tankette is a tin foil hat in disguise.

I remember when he took off his red Pointy Hat and that was disturbing at an even, lower, level. Gnomes aren't supposed to appear to slither and crawl but bounce and caper towards rocky promontories to be pushed off.

No, just a lot of lassoing and livestock branding in case someone strays

[... meanwhile deep in the hidden, darkest recesses of the Paddock shed, a very special invitation-all conclave is taking part as part of Flatulence Week celebrations. And several, repeated large reports can be heard given in a timbre and meter of a military trot. And while the shed chimney is only issuing a steady, steaming grey plume it is expected a decision will be made quite soon where the gentle, wafting plume may suddenly erupt into a full-on spout of pyroclastic proportions.]

Get with the George Foreman Grill