mike_the_wino

Whoa! Soddball's getting pissed! :mad: He's never called somebody an aswell before. </font>

Dave H you sack of fermenting, decaying, putrid flesh your proposal to move over to the other thread was too much. :mad: As posted in the now defunct previous Cheery maggoty thread of threats, comp still down. As an added bonus, the work camp is in full swing this weekend. 4 yards of sand, 2 yards of manure (less than the average MG output in one post) and 3 pallets of pavers to be moved in to place. As an added bonus taking one tree out and planting 3. So even IF I had my comp back I would be too busy for you maggots. :mad: Slither on. :mad:

OMFG!!! Say it ain't, Dave H. Computer still at the shop and no word on how much its gonna cost. Gave up the beer for a week, that should be enough for a new motherboard if it comes to that. No turns out and no idea if you turds have sent any to me. Gawd, no beer for a week and no CMBB....life as I have come to know and love it, is over.

Just think of all the extra protein and vitamins and minerals you get with all the bacteria in every slimy, bloody chunk of flesh hacked out of a harmless mammal. Pass the A1, please. Yummmmm! </font>

That is until they start dropping bombs and strafing your own troops!! :eek: Orinigally posted by MasterGoodale And what exactly ARE YOU SHMOKEN?!?!?

{not bolded cuz the sh*t you spew isn't worthy of it. Gawd Damn MasterGoodale just when I think you have plumbed the depths of stupidity, you break out the jack-hammer and start digging deeper. What part of Monday or fecking Tuesday's post on how my comp is in the shop does your feeble intellect fail to grasp? I believe I said: And then there was this from May 20, 2003: Is it clear now, maggot? :mad:

Ex-wife?!?!? Did your blow-up doll become unrepairable? Maybe you can get one of those nice, live...*ahem* human Russian Ladies.

Actually, it's not losing to superior opponents, it is tieing with inferior oppenents (namely you, ass-munch). I would like to be on the German side as that is where the family originated. Personally I would prefer squad leader or a FT-HT but I would settle for a Brumbar. [ May 21, 2003, 06:16 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Well aren't you the picky one. </font>

Alas, pain, torment and disdain are my only solace. The wicked, evil, vile box of hatred has been relegated to the pimply-faced lads to run a "diagnostic". Which means two things: 1) more cash to fix the efernal thing which by which I sling TNT at you maggots, and 2) no turns for maggots. This dreadful, non-TNT period will last between 2-4 days. Needless to say I will be constipated with angry, molten TNT for all you maggots when that box is functioning again.

Wow try to get some work done and you maggots run loose. Starting with Dave H Well let's see that "compliment": Stop it Dave you will make me all teary-eyed. You call that a compliment? Do you also consider an ironing board a proper gift for Mrs. H? Maybe the compliment came later, let us see. And the praise keeps flowing from your lips like crap from MasterGoodale. As to this matter: The maggot Becket buggered off 3 turns into the rematch. As such he announced a withdrawal and forfieture of all pending games. According to Article IX, Section Q, paragraph 4, line 19 of the non-existent Waffly Maggot Cheery Threat Rules of Conduct; "any maggot faling to complete said rematch will relinquish aforementioned sig line..." . So you see technicalities can used for all sorts of fun stuff you chunky-headed, bureaucratic, gamey hoor*. :mad: Originally posted by SlappingHisballs Killing a SU-150 ain't about fighting? Oh that's right, YOU WOULD HAVE TO INFLICT DAMAGE TO MY FORCES FOR IT TO BE A FIGHT. :mad: :mad: Until then it has the makings of a MASSACRE. :mad: :mad: Your new sig line will be: "I, MasterGoodale, have the tactical acumen of General Custer on acid". :eek: Now get to the turn sending so I can see your new sig, maggot. :mad: My computer is getting all buggy on me, taking it in later this week. Turns might be on hold after tomorrow. F*ing Bill Gates and his evil, bitch-boxes. :mad: *BTW, Welcome back you sorry sack of maggot feces. I missed you like a cancerous mole.

Dude, you can use the KV-VI Behemoth for all that I care. You still gonna get an arse-whooping. Now show the world who is your daddy and then we can talk rematch.

Oh Dave don't pretend you don't remember? 1 loss, 1 draw. That jarring your noggin, simpleton?

I choose the fair-haired uber-truppen of the the Fatherland versus your swarhy. genetically inferior conscripts. News From the Front In a battle of epic proportions, the gallant and brilliant mike the wino struck a blow against the gamey, no-turn-sending Gaylord Focker. In this all armor foray our liquor-soaked hero achieved an amazing, unprecedented, all-consuming, UN-FECKIN-BELIEVABLE VICTORY, to the tune of 83-17 :eek: Whatever victimizing I was planning for his sig line is lost to the ages (I thought I wrote it down on a a bar napkin). I will settle for being listed as his daddy for the next 90 days. All turns will be addressed this eve.

*knock, knock* Hello? Don't mean to be a bother but I saw the sign out front and there seems to a slight error. Instead of "If the Doors of the Challenge Were Cleansed, Peng Would Appear As He Truly Is: Infinite", shouldn't it read; "If the Doors of the Challenge Were Cleansed, Peng Would Appear As He Truly Is: Impotent"? Carry on. [ May 19, 2003, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Well you must be GETTING HIGH if you think a turret-less with an inaccurate as F*** gun is gonna do sh*t versus der Uber-Kitties. But then again you are still using your immobile M17 to shoot at squirrels from 1600+ meters You could have just stopped there but nooooo.... MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You obviously didn't edit this part right, let me help you out with the revised version: "I can't remember the last time I was this [much of an] angry scum wad!" I CAN remember when you were this much of an angry scum wad, it was Thursday of last week. Time before that was Monday, I could go on, but you see it only takes you a couple of days for you to get your lace panties in a twist. Less posting, more gaming. MAGGOT Teddy not only fell off the wagon, he then proceeded to knock the cart over, smash it into pieces and puke on the wreckage. Once he gets over the ill-effects of alcohol poisoning we can proceed with our game, Now I see Soddball has risen from the muck like some filthy eel. Alas his return to posting is not accompanied by a turn. MAGGOT!!! :mad: Haven't gotten to kill anything yet in my game with nevemind but that will soon change. :mad: And now it would appear that I have a pending game against spanker. Gotta give the lad a chance to rest up his dove-like mitts before handing him his arse. :eek: Gayporn Popstar is experiencing technical difficulties....the F*ING HOOOR CAN'T SEND ME A FECKIN TURN!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

hhhhhhmmmmm [inner voice] I wonder if I should tell the lad that he can change his sig any time he wants? Or mention that he is actually able to change HIS OPPONENT'S SIG when he wins? Nah, it'll just confuse the lil bugger [/inner voice] Nice...*snicker*...sig. *rolls on floor laughing*

*sigh* Yet ANOTHER prattling hoor makes a comment that I can't leave alone and thus begins another battle. Let's get at it. Seeing as Assmonkey#1 just spanked your "spotted arse", I won't have too hard of time this go-round. Let's decide particulars and nonsense.

PAH! You body is as soft as MasterGoodale's head.

Well, well. Looky who decided to pop their empty little head in here and sound off. Not like the maggot Dave H has a pair, mind you. It is the mouse that roared. :mad: Speaking of rodents Lissenup you lunk head, the word "defilade" means...why even bother. Let me just talk to you in terms you can comprehend. My clanky bit saw your clanky bits. So my clanky moved back. When your clanky bits came for the first of my clanky bits, I had planned for this. So your clanky bits found not the clanky bit you thought you would find but another, and definitely not where you thought it would be. Got it? Nice thing is now that the battle is getting getting close to an even match...and I haven't even given the best TNT yet. Ooooooh, this is gonna be fun.

MasterGoodale is a gamey biatch. His repeated airstikes and arty bombardment cost me 3 casualities and a HT. :mad: Sad sack also learned that the Kitty on the hill has a lil buddy in defilade. Buh-bye SU-152. Did I mention it was a one-shotter too? :eek: I can beat this one SOBER. Teddy is on a piss but the lad was kind enough to get a turn out. nevermind is still losing but I think I am narrowing down his nationality. Clues so far: he is afraid to mention where he lives, he started a thread about "gamey" tactics in which just about EVERYONE disagreed and said such tactics are NOT gamey. I am beginning to think Kentucky, or some such equal backwards, lame-arse area, as only an American would get bested and then complain about it being unfair. Maggot. :mad: Prinz Eugen and Soddball either you turds owe me turns or I owe you turns, which is it? [ May 18, 2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

I had this happen to me TWICE. One of the games was like 5-6 turns into the game.* I contacted opponent and we re-started. Moral of the story: USE PASSWORDS IN PBEM FOLKS!! ( *yes, I am talking about you, PE )

nevemind look for the email that has "PBEM" for the subject. The whole of the text is "making sure all the maggots get fed" , or somefink like dat. Turns out last night to the whole stinky, moronic, llama-huming lot of ya. Work?!?!? On a Saturday? WTF? :mad: Sad but true. Home early this evening, maybe, and turns will go out tonight or tomorrow morning. That is all, maggots. :mad:

This one is a relatively safe site and that is where you too can stumble across things like ihumpthings.com . Just good ole fashioned moronic humour.

I think I found Axe2121 homepage. Feel free to slather TNT on yourself before you go on in. :mad: