OGSF

Just a way of life. Micheal Emrys? He's made over 18,000 posts, every single one with his name prominently displayed, and you still can't spell it? </font>

Waill done, laddie. A guid read tha'. Wha's this Distant Guns thain? As there a web site?

As anywun o' yoo bastarrrds interaisted ain tha' CM:BB Campaign game? Ah didnae think at as oot yet, boot at looks boony tae mae. Whain as at due tae come oot? An' di' ye care? Ye snot-gobblin', knuckle-draggin'bastarrds.

Sae, did ye rreceive tha turrrn Ah saint tae ye last Monday, laddie? Eh? Waill? Did ye?

All turrrrns are oot. Dalem, ye hamsters douche bag, let mae knoo af'n yours didnae turrrn oop...sae tae speak.

As Joanne-Gigante hais sae cannily pointed oot, Seanachai wants tha wee tosser stoat tha most - based on rleetes tardinaiss ain reclaimin' dibs. Sae thain.... fish) Af'n Seanachai want's tha wee bleeder sae bad, thain hae definitley shuild miss oot. chips) rleetes tardinaiss as tae bae expaicted o' a kaanniget o' tha Pool, an' as tha fittin' behaviour fer tha leige-apparent. vinegar) Hoo-everrr, Seanachai as obviously drunk oot o' haes pointy wee haid agin, an' hais noo posted tae tha trial thraid sae far. A definite point ain haes favour. pickled onion) Cuild we haeve a few more pictures o' tha stenographers?

Yolanda an' Punkin were lovers Lorrrdy hoo they cuid love, Swore tae bae troo tae each other, Trrrooo as tha starrrs above, Hae was her mannnnnnnnn Boot hae were dwin her wrrronnng....

Ye noo havin' mae, laddie!! Feckin' prevert.

Di ye ken, wha's a "Yankee"? Same as a "quickie", boot Boo does at bah haesailf.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ah'll tak tha Hee Road An' ye tak tha Low Road An Ah'll kill Boo's tanks as Ah'm pa-ssin' Fer mae an' mah bonnie'll Ne'er ne'er roam Fraim tha bonnie bonnie banks o' Loch Lo-mond! *scattered pipin' trails awah, tae bae replaced bah tha hauntin' sound o' "A Scottish Soldier" bein' played on tha spoons* *scatter-ticky scatter-ticky scattter-ticky tack tack* *somewhere ain tha distant fog, a wee bairn begins tae cry*

Seanachai, wid ye noo saind turn 26 agin laddie. Thank ye, an' hae a nice dee!

Didnae bae mean, ye scabby left nut on a mangey rat. Sae, whain ye say "firt" an' "sot", are ye tryin' tae communicate or just bangin' at tha keyboard lak a epileptic, cross-eyed, banjo-boy? An' af'n ye say "extant" tae mae agin laddie, Ah'll saind mah noo wee doggy aroond tae visit. Shae's tore tha ****e oot o' mae alraidy, an' shae wha just bein' affectionate. Shae'll bae crappin' yoo oot her wee bum al tha wha haim.

Dear Mr Bo Ring, Hoo ye dwin? Ah'd challainge ye tae a wee gam o' CM:(anythin) boot Ah've just suffered a string o' defeats tae tha AI an' mah confidaince as shattered. Sae cuid ye just tak a wee dump an' fall back an at fer mae? Thanks sae mooch. </font>

Dear Mr Bo Ring, Hoo ye dwin? Ah'd challainge ye tae a wee gam o' CM:(anythin) boot Ah've just suffered a string o' defeats tae tha AI an' mah confidaince as shattered. Sae cuid ye just tak a wee dump an' fall back an at fer mae? Thanks sae mooch.

Boot tha's noo wha tha call haim "skidmarks", as at?

WooHoo I'm going to be rich!!!! </font>

Di ye ken tha' tha Ladies o' tha Pool are noo fer tha leerin' an' such. They kin hae any number o' slack-jawed, watery-eyed prats sniffin' after thaim ailsewhere, which as wha they'd bae af'n tha's wha thay wanted. Sae hae a big drink o' shut tha feck oop an' re-read tha feckin' rules.

"Ah were dancin', Wi' mah lassie, A' tha Tennessee Waltz," sccrrrchchhh... "Four an' twainty virrrgins cam doon fraim Inverness, An' whain tha war were o'er there wha four an' twainty less.." scweeeeewooooooshkkkt... *click*

An' tae yoo, lassie. Hoo's tha musical career o' yer bonnie laddie comin' along?

Wha didnye hae a thick British Rail mug o' shut tha feck oop? Ye'll get a poxy turrn whain Ah say ye will, an' noo before.

You are forgetting Österreich. Michael </font>

Ah widnae touch tha' ****e wi' Joe Ah cannae play ye just noo, mah bag needs emptyin' Shaw's laser pointer! Boot Ah'll tak a wee dram or twae o' Lagavulin an' lift tha glass tae ye, laddie. Yoo jus' stay safe an' keep awah fraim Qatar. Didye ken tha "Qatar" as tha ainly country tha's name starrrts wi' a "Q"? An' Yemen as tha ainly wun tha' starrts wi' a "Y"? An' Oman as tha ainly wun tha' starrrts wi' a "O"? An' didye ken tha Joe Ah've fallen an' Ah cannae reach tha telephone Shaw's stenographer kick starts jumbo jets?

Wha' tha feck are ye talkin' aboot, laddie?

One of my Tigers had a busted gun. So there. </font>

1 x can o' whupass 1 x dollop o' Speedy A wee dram o' OGSF Mix wi' vigour an' cunnin' deeds. Kill Speedy's Tiger's tae suit. Trundle ye Tommy Cookers aboot tae confuse haim. BFC called at a drawer, Ah called at as Ah saw at - a 54 tae 46 VICTORY tae mae, laddie. Noo wonder Boo (Ah've pottied ain mah pants) Radley haes unplugged haes computer. Mah wee Tommy Atkins' are waitin' tae finish ye off, ye rock chippin' myopicapod.