Hiram Sedai

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: Enough of this happy crap! Get into the Cesspool now, where taunting and manslaughter are the norms, and only the perverse survive! If you stay out here, you'll only get nice {ewwww}. I better get back before my skin dries out... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Welcome, GI Joe. We hope you enjoy your stay here. Please don't mind the inhabitants whose names sound like Muppet characters. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous [This message has been edited by Hiram Sedai (edited 10-18-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: What kind of cheap whore do you think I am? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Here are our choices, Ladies and Gents. A. Crack B. French C. HIV infected D. Easy E. Loose F. Downtown G. Cheap Elvis, I choose A ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

My PBEM Update: Moriarty - Must be a bug or somefink. He has entirely too many flags and he wants mine too. I am trying to smash him, but have to continually ask him for advice on how to do that. Oh, the struggles of a Neophyte. Meeks - If he gave me a turn, I'd let you all in on how our game is going. So, no turn, no secrets revealed. Elvis - He's preparing to smack me around like an ugly stepchild and I deserve it. Actually, I'm certain that he's cheating too and I might need some more stuff to beat him. Bigger stuff. yeah thats the ticket. Croda - He is a hermaphroditic, crossdressing, democrat with liberal leanings. His neighbors shun him and his family has to hose him down when he insists on mounting the neighbor's chihuahua. Oh...CM. He got to the Flag before I did because (yes, you guessed it) He is cheating!!! Don't tell Mr. Clamidia, but I might use my human wave technique on him. JDMorse - He's hiding in a really big building and I can't get him out because he blew up my armor and my soldiers are running away. So, its time to group my last two squads and try that wave thing. Oddly enough, he is the only one who isn't cheating. It appears that its a computer glitch and I deserve some more armor. Perhaps I should have my own flag too. OGSF - Slow and Sloppy. This is like a Squire purgatory. I have started and finished so many games while playing this toad. I am destined to be a squire for the rest of my sad little existance. Since my french lads have soiled themselves repeatedly, I have no white cloth to present to my opponent in this farce of a scenario. I'm tempted to leave my comfy flag zone and search the map for his Geriatric Germans. A warning to all of you: I'm not very good at CM right now, but give me a year and you will be in so much doo doo. Watchoutnow!!! ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Olle Petersson: This thread is irrelevant. All important stuff is available in the "Profile" area... Cheers Olle<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good Borg imitation there Olle!! Throw in some "you will be assimilated" or "we will add your technological distinctiveness to our own" or "we are the borg, koo koo ka choo" ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

Thank you, Lindan. Now I can look through the scrapbook of my CM infancy. Life was so much better then. "Girls were girls and men were men....those were the days!!! Oh Archie." ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>What should have been posted by Croda: I'm a pea-brain idiot and I forgot the game I'm playing against Hiram "Boom-Boom" Sedai. This is the second time I forgot because I need my Geritol. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Its okay, Croda. Take your time. I don't mind at all. I'm easy to get along with. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: "...14 year old boys are my favorite floggers. Others not fitting the description need not apply. Peng <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now we see what MRPeng is about!! Cover the furniture and hide the cat. Oh dear. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: It's Cruda who didn't send the turn not you ya hammerhead. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmm...isn't "hammerhead" a 1930's insult? Would it be safe to say that some of us whose name ryhmes with "pelvis" are a bit outdated in our sayings? Are you going to say "oh poo" when you read this post? I understand Gramps. Here are your dentures, I promise to stop hiding them. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: Hiram said: "I'll wager that the current incarnation of Peng is a balding man with a paunch. He enjoys the Grease re-mix and sipping bourbon by the fire. Just a guess, of course." It' as if you met the pod yourself (except for the fireplace). Cruda: I don't what you are doing posting here when you should be sending me a turn so I can finish gutting you like the fish you are. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just sent you a turn. So, you can kiss my hair tookas. Oh and by the way, I heard that MRPeng loves the nightlife and he likes to boogie. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

amen to what Croda said about the school systems here in the U.S. sad but true ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

I'll wager that the current incarnation of Peng is a balding man with a paunch. He enjoys the Grease re-mix and sipping bourbon by the fire. Just a guess, of course. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

my vote goes to "The Last Unicorn" All those songs by America were depressing. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

whole idea sounds stupid!! **thats my curmudgeon imitation** ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

Lorak, you are welcome to remove me from your website. It would appear that the Knight who was sponsoring me, Sir Seanachai has released me and found another squire to sponsor. Never a more fickle Knight have I found. Verbose, but fickle. Like a little girl whose fancy changes with the weather. A little girl with pigtails and a sunny disposition. A little girl who lives in Minnesota but talks like she's from England. Am I the only one who noticed? Now, to what really matters...The Eagles won yesterday. If any of you want to converse, I'll be in the vestibule. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

"...always with the bad vibes, Moriarty. Always with the bad vibes!" -Odball

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: And stop posting this senseless drivel!! Kidding, of course. I think that there have been several threads lately debating topics that have no evidence that will support a victory on either side. The amount of armor that a 75mm shell can pierce has concrete evidence to support it. Whether or not the U.S. could have fought the Germans without the other Allies is all worthless conjecture that invariably ends up with insulting "my country is better than yours" posts. I feel the moderators have given leniency to these types of posts in the past, only to see them always come to the same end. So, being good moderators, when they see a fight getting ready to break out, they send the combatants home and close the bar for the night. Some of the topics that have been locked up lately boil down to ugly generalizations, and ugly comments between people, and that type of thing is only supposed to happen in the Cesspool! Hope that helps you a little. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah...what he said. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

...so I step out long enough to pinch a loaf and round up some good hooch and they steal my card board box. Where am I going to live now?? ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: That coming from you?! As far as I am concerned, BTS can lock up whatever they like and then some (as long as they keep their grubby paws off the Peng thread), it is their board, remember? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> seems like pigtail pulling to me. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Steve Clark: You morons take yourselves soooo seriously here in the Cesspool. Where did you think I got the quote and the link? From www.snopes.com. Guess all this talk about hamsters is too superficial. Can dish it but can't take it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, Steve. I can take it. What do you have to give? Witticisms? Barbs? Pithy sayings? Will you bless us with yet another link that you discovered? I'm waiting. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

Remember the saying "He who smelt it, dealt it"?? Lets stop and apply that logic to homosexuality, Mr. Clark. Your tuche-pushing-ways are evident. Its okay to be different. I understand. Here's a tissue. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

Gee Croda. You sure like hopping the fence. Which one did you pick? You can tell me, just whisper it in my ear. Just a little closer. Come on boy, I won't hurt ya (much) I've got a snack for ya. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

I think they are being fair if not kind of lenient. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Peng thread? I've apologized for less. -Anonymous

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Blah Blah Blah Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey Joe, where ya going with that gun in your hand? hehe Joe, you are welcome to plant kisses on my furry hindquarters. In fact, beat the Christmas rush, do it now. On the long list of people who can kiss my hirsute heiney, you may find your name.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jeff Heidman: Paulus and the Sixth Army is an easy example of where a unit was left to die. After the failed attempt to relieve the Army, Paulus was ordered to hold and inflect as many casualties as possible. Shortly after getting pomoted to Field Marshall he surrendered. Out of the roughly 100K Germans taken prisoner at Stalingrad, 5000 were retuned to Germany in 1950. Jeff Heidman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Didn't Hitler promote Paulus to Field Marshall because he said "a field marshall has never surrendered"?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdmorse: Ahem, Hiram I believe a turn, or even a response to my soliticitious inquiry would be an appropriately polite gesture <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> JPMorgan, I am Politeness Personified. I checked my email for said inquiry and saw nothing. I did send an email explaining that I am incapable of sending turns during the week for my various excuses. I also explained that I will end our battle with a surrender on my part if need be. If that offended you, please let me know so I can send an email that grovels even more. I'm wasting entirely too much time posting when I should be working, so let me close by saying thank you, and have a nice day.