Lars

Kind of sad you even had to start this thread.

While the Pool celebrates ICS’s removal from our semi-polite little society, I’ll just sneak this in at the end of the thread in the hopes it won’t be noticed. Game Updates: Berli: Doesn’t know how much he is winning. If only his winged minions would go away. Iskander: Beating me like a soon-to-be ex-wife. Apparently a Kangaroo charge against PIV’s just doesn’t work. Who knew? If I hadn’t been drinking I might have realized they had no turrets. He also has the Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal who has cooked up about a company of Limeys for his victory celebration. Probably went to China to buy another one. Agua Perdido: Bought a Gun with no Truck. And M8’s. And had a TD in my rear who just wandered in front of an immobile Hetzer. But I’m not that lucky this week. Gamey manuuuverist bastiche. OGSF: He’s lining up his Brit armour, and I’m knocking it down. He’s a gamey attritionist bastiche for setting fire to the patch of woods my 75mm Pak was in. Noba: He has the armor, but I have the men. And my men and the Victory Flags are in the non-burning woods. Do the math. AussieJeff: Getting closer to the end of the Causeway. Randomly blowing up churches and other assorted buildings. As soon as the smoke clears, I might let my troops open fire. Then again, they are enjoying just watching the shelling. Needs to send a turn. MrSpkr: No files. Anybody seen this lost soul? CMplayer Setup files have been exchanged. I’m still winning for the moment. Quit wailing over the Swedish hockey team and send a turn. Hanns: Probably still tied up. Should consider dating “normal” women. Get a hand loose and send a turn.

Hey, dalem just taught ICS that you can actually edit your posts.

You realize he's going to name every game "our_game_005".

When CM shows up, don't bend the manual.

You might want to set him up with a PBEM utility like One Click or Fuerte’s PBEM Utility. Makes it very easy once it is installed. See the FAQ.

Here you go, shandorf. Get yourself a new one. FW-190 Only US $525,000 (some assembly required).</font>

Here you go, shandorf. Get yourself a new one. FW-190 Only US $525,000 (some assembly required).

He has been quite the little pillock lately, hasn’t he? Have you noticed ICS also agrees with Brian on Monty/Patton. Who’d a thunk it.

Hmm, a taunt, a challenge, and he picked out not one, but two of the lamer SSN's. Promising, promising...

He’s probably tied up.

We were playing a game? Oh, right then. Well, I’ll just get right on this turn and have it out to you tonight. That way I’ll only have another couple of months to wait to find out what happens next. No, No. Don't rush. Take your time, Agua.

Hey, you only fell back 7,500 places.

Oh, the horror...the horror...

That would be due to those beautiful bisexual Morman Wives. {edited because no, you didn't mention it before} [ February 15, 2002, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

The last turn you sent was on 1/7/02. I really didn't expect another one so soon.

Roight then, lads, I’m back from the drunkeness that can only be Mexico. It was beautiful the day I showed up. Followed by six straight days of rain and overcast skys. Beautiful again the day I left. All three of the Lovely Ladies I was with spent the entire trip puking their guts out on bad food or water. The Cesspool served me in good stead, however, as I stuck to a straight booze diet and came through quite well, thank you very much. Only saw two dead bodies on this trip. One idjit drowned in the storm surf and another idjit decided that driving a motorcycle on Isla Mujeres in the pouring rain would be a fun way to spend his time. Sadly, neither of them was the Iron Chef. Turns out soonest as my bile is quite refreshed. P.S. Did I mention the flight was delayed 3 hours coming back?

¡Adiós muchachos (y señoras)! ¡El Beber Ido!

Please, I’m trying to forget about that. I think I’ll put your turn file on floppy disk and hand it out to the beggers.

Eh, as long as I get my Negro Modelo. But I recommend you say "Cerveza! Cerveza! y piss en la botella." when ordering yours. [ February 05, 2002, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Do us all a favor. Lose your passport and don't come back.</font>

If you are an ignorant git. It is una cerveza if you do not want the local to see "stupid yankee" stamped across your head.</font>

ATTENTION!!! To all my gamey Cesspool Opponents, I will be out of the country Feb 6. You may forward your turns to the Flamingo Resort & Spa, Cancun, Quinta Roo, Mexico, where they will be ignored by my bikini-clad assistants. Or wait until my return, when I will ignore them personally. I will be back when the swimup bar is out of cerveza, the pool has taken on a lovely Cesspool yellowish coloration, and the pool filter has seized up. This should be around Feb 13. You may now go back to your sordid little lives. P.S. “Por favor amigo, uno cerveza!” is all the Spanish anyone really needs to know. This phrase will get you through most Latin American countries in a calm, peaceful, reflective state of mind. However, do not use it on Customs Officials or Federales. Your mileage may vary.

Could have been worse, look what happens when the kangaroo huggers have a few... AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC

If you can run CMBO you will be able to run CMBB. I have yet to hear anything nice about XP.