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Lars

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  1. Hey Panzer Leader...Which grass mod are you using? Persephone</font>
  2. Ooooooh, clever comeback there. Who writes your dialog nowadays, Papa Kahn?</font>
  3. You reading this Agua Perdido? You're doomed, doomed I tell you! Mwuhahahahahaha....
  4. Seanachai, dalem and Papa Kahn, I now have free time for a setup. Send something off the CD. Anything past '41 will do. Nothing in the huge range as I do not wish to stress your synapses beyond their capacity. Also, I have just called and order the trailer to pull the boat off the lake. This weekend will be your last chance to freeze your kiester off on liquid water. Please forget to bring your jackets again. Did I mention it's snowing {aaaaaaaggghhh!!!!} even as I type this? Which makes today's hint especially appropriate. SSN Hint Of The Day: Sniffle a lot. Now sod off.
  5. Then take him. Take him now. Give him a taste of rum, sodomy and the lash. Be the Big Brother to him that always ends up in the police reports. You two would make a lovely couple. In short, pretend you found your yarbles. And it will really make the Justicar's day. SSN Hint Of The Day: Fire people by phone. Now sod off.
  6. It's been ten minutes. You should have found something by now. After all, it's dalem. Sheesh, SSN's these days...
  7. Boo, ever noticed you never see advertised airfares for Ohio? Think about it. SSN Hint Of The Day: Give little kids clothes for their birthdays. Now sod off.
  8. One movie file. He gives me one bloody movie file… Did it occur to you that I need to clear the hill before my troops can pretend they’re Scots and wave their private parts at you? That it might take a little time for the poor sods to trundle their way forwards? That if you had placed a scout somewhere up there you would know all this? No, I imagine it didn’t. In other news, In a bitterly fought battle, full of cries of “how many guns did you buy?, you gamey bastard!”, “aren’t you out of arty yet?” and “that was my only tank!” (oops, that was me), the forces of the not-so-good have prevailed. Allies – 36 Axis - 55 Axis Minor Victory Buzzsaw has plucked the wings off of Victory and gone down in flaming defeat.
  9. That Vegemite looks like the lung cookies I'm currently coughing up. SSN Hint Of The Day: Stand up your date. Now sod off.
  10. Depends on your opponents (and you'll quickly have more than one). Some get out a few turns a night, some one a night, some one a week. Helps if they're in the same time zone if you want fast play. But it is very convenient.
  11. Check the range. The tank might be too far out so they might just be trying to button it up. You're usually better off just getting them close somehow and letting them do their own thing instead of targeting. And no, you can't run around collecting ammo, guns, power-ups, or little energy pills.
  12. Hah! Mine threw their satchel charge on the minefield inbetween and took out BOTH houses I had them in.
  13. I'll have to browse up on it some more now I know there is a "sister town" in bonnie Glasgow. My Scots grandma would surely have known it well! </font>
  14. You don't send him a turn. Pillock. Turns out tonight after I find the proper bourbon to mix with Nyquil. Yes, I have a cold. Expect a virus with your e-mail. SSN Hint Of The Day: Tell the endings of movies. Now sod off.
  15. A man marries a women because he thinks she’ll never change. A women marries a man because she thinks he will.
  16. Make sure OGSF gets nothing but. He likes 45mm AT. No, really. Anybody know how to load a POW on the back of a tank?
  17. Or you could spell it Pascal's way. But he's an apostate.
  18. I, for one, hereby state that I heartily and fully agree. I learned my lessons well during my time as Squire. Not like these upstart Kniggets and Squires we get around here nowdays. Bespeaks a lack of the BOOT if you ask me. Let there be no more mangling of names!!! I'm with you Cole Slaw!!!
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