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Lars

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  1. Haven't touched anything in a Victoria's Secret catalog in twenty years either, have you?
  2. On the inside to muffle the sound of your big clodhoppers, you dolt. Now sit down, shut up, and quit scaring the fish.
  3. Heat bad. Cold good. Carpets and freshly painted walls last longer if you keep them in a refrigerator. So I just take the damage deposit if the proles actually turn up the thermostat and "ruin" them. Hmm, lovely ice storm today....
  4. Back in my younger days, it was a very good place to meet nice young ladies. Ah, the sound of Dunlop Volleys skwee-king on the boards. The smell of perfume. The bouncing of body parts in unison. Sigh. Good times. </font>
  5. That's just....weird. Why do you *need* to measure and slice up mice ears?? And what about the poor mice?? How do the HEAR? You didn't...*gulp*...kill the widdew mousies...did you? *lip quivers near tears* </font>
  6. Getting back to this horrific image. Anybody else notice that Seanachai is having his usual effect on people? Look at the gal in the background. It's hard to tell if she's laughing herself to death because of him or just weeping quietly at the inhumanity of it all. Could be doing both at the same time I suppose.
  7. Did I miss an edit? Purely meant to be tongue in cheek, Milady. My apologies.
  8. I suggest you give it a try on Hiram first. Oh please, please, please....
  9. Heh, I think all the free river barges and trucks had a greater effect than the Czech tanks. But at least I got you on the "quibbling" side instead of the "get rid of it" side.
  10. I don't. Plunder is many things. Think of all those Czechoslovakia tanks that Germany fought with all through the war. Or British uniforms for the DAFK. Or using all that lovely ammunition left in depots. Or taking all of a country's foreign reserves (not to mention canceling Germany'e own debts). Or whatever else you can think of, like stripping France of all it's motor transport. And barges. And ships. etc. etc. etc. There are immediate benefits to occupying and looting a country, and it should be reflected in a one time bonus. We can sit and quibble about how big that bonus should be, but it is there.
  11. What if you take Switzerland? "Hello, Swiss Banker, meet Mr. SS guy". Mmmm, plunder...
  12. I'm sure that the Allies took advantage of any resources that were available in the neutrals they did invade, even though they invaded for a higher strategic reason than just the resources. And I'm also sure, that if push came to shove, they would have invaded whoever they felt they needed to if further resources were needed.
  13. Had them all tied up and not only does he miss them, he lets them go. I demand Nidan fix or do somfink! Oh, wait a minute, that's how Nidan plays CM too...
  14. Hmm, a little something for the guy who deleted the v1.01 executable just a bit too early... How sweet to be an Idiot, As harmless as a cloud, Too small to hide the sun, Almost poking fun At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd. How sweet to be an Idiot, And dip my brain in joy, Children laughing at my back, With no fear of attack, As much retaliation as a toy. How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet...
  15. It's nice to see Joe the Cat brushes after every meal. You should consider buying a toothbrush for yourself too, dalem.
  16. Didn't your Cub Scout Den Mother get that shirt?
  17. Why that's the perfect sig line for Boo ... surprised he didn't use it before actually.</font>
  18. Are you dancing to it, dalem? Are you spinning around and around with petticoats aswirl? </font>
  19. Send me the bridges. Speedy is currently massacring all my scouts at some lame airfield.
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