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Don't how you can confuse chips with frys. Your typical chip is the well bronzed, muscled version of the wimpy, flaccid french fry. Mace </font>

Joe, drop the Brad/Jen thing. We've got real problems now. Seems SpongeBob SquarePants has been holding hands with Patrick Starfish again.

Not at this scale. Consider the cities your railroad hubs.

Shelley. Fair poet. Lousy sailor.

I salute the French. Heres to the bOUrbUN kINgs!!! Dammit, this keyboard was made in Thialend...

I suggest you find a photo from his Tijuana days then. That'll keep you smiling for weeks.

They're all killers dalem. Just biding their time...

Cosmetologists are like that.

Hmm, the University of San Francisco must be a better cosmetology school than anybody ever gave it credit for.

Noted. What game is Papa Kahn going to beat us at this time?

It was –51 below in Babette last night. Take him to your cabin. I hear a perfectly featureless white landscape is rather soothing. Sort of like the airport but with no noise. Besides, he might wander off across the lake on his electric wheelchair scooter and freeze to death like that little old lady with Alzheimer's that they found last night. And then we'd have another free scooter.

I sent you one last night. Sheesh, what do you want? One every day?

25 Days, 18 hours and 48 frozen minutes to go.

Hee hee, this will cheer you up dalem. They just canceled a ice fishing contest in Litchfield. Too cold. What a bunch of wimps, eh? Then again, I hate it when your bottle of whiskey starts to freeze up. Paroxysm of the throat will put a fisherman off his game.

Just to throw another sexual double entendre in there. What's the spread?

Apparently, it's because of our large thriving gay, lesbian, and transgender community...

Ya know, if you move to Minnesota, you could have flashbacks to the Germans first winter in Russia. I think it would really help your whole CM experience.

So you kept the racy poster of Salome in the bedroom, eh? Religious wanker...

Worried? Looking? Read the Rules lately?

Just for dalem, who's a recent immigrant to these parts, we've decided to attempt to break the record state low of 1996 this weekend. -51 C Bwahahahaha....

Unless he's a daydream believer. Hey, I feel a song coming on...

All turns out. If you didn't get one, please review your rental agreement.

But I would rather be one of the politically incorrect Oriental Mushrooms, for reasons I'll not divulge at this time, thank you very much. </font>

How come my tenants annoy me by waking me up at three in the morning after trying to knock themselves off with a bottle of booze and Demerol and you gits never do? If it wasn't for the fact that they're late on the rent I would have gone back to bed. Since none of you lot owe me money, please consider it as an option.

Now if we could just get the man to pause.