Lars

No e-mail addy, no challenge, and no style. We've found our sixteenth wit. SSN's, always the common denominator.

I never claimed I had all 52 cards.

Do we wish lawyers a Happy Birthday? Noooooooo... Now send a turn you old fart.

Given the rate that you send turns this may be a long engagement. Hmmm, ok, I'm in. I'll be the trapped groom, you can be the father-in-law with the shotgun.

By the by, all turns out. Seeing as only three of you worthless bastages managed to send one (in ten days, for the love of Berli!), it didn’t take long.

That just might come in handy. Can you fill in for more than three people?

Gonna be another bad day to be in a wheelchair...

What, don't you watch those Cialis commercials?

General Engagement. But I have plans for the wedding. Depends if they get the sailing ship finished on time.

Valentine's Day on a tropical beach good enough? And hey, she never would have agreed without the drug induced haze.

For some odd reason that I'll never understand, she has agreed to marry me. So yes, you did.

Your edit is a heck of a lot funnier than the original post. Come to think of it, go back and edit some more of them. And besides, in it's original form it would just encourage the SSN's.

Seanachai, I realize it's late in the afternoon for you and you've had three bottles of cough syrup and a handful of reds by now, but you might want to edit that one old chap.

After reading that, I may have to beat something to death with the business end of a claw hammer. Hiram, for example. </font>

Did you ever consider that Small Emma has been rubbing the Big Headed Bunny in the snot covered halfwit's face? Bwahahahaha! Kiss it again you tool!

Speaking of security, whilst sitting in the Cancun airport waiting to get on the flight to the US, they had random baggage checks of all passengers. Took forever to get through the line. Meanwhile, right next to us was a line of Canucks getting on the CanAir flight to Toronto or some other frozen third world hellhole. You guessed it, no baggage checks for them. The wankers were on their flight in minutes. WTF? They're flying over the US for the next 2,000 miles. I demand that the Canucks get to share the love of a big, intrusive government too! Just think, if a terrorist had managed to sneak a bomb on board, we would have had contraband Cuban cigars and cheap Mezcal raining down all over Nebraska or somfink. The horror, the horror...

You spoiled that dog...

I have returned. And so appropriate for this thread, I've brought back a nasty bug from Mexico. ***cough, cough....sniff...and spits a big wad of phlegm....*** C'mere Boo, give me a kiss...

Good thing it's Wednesday.

dalem, dalem, dalem.... No bar sucks as long as they have booze.

Should be around 6 o'clock, depending on rush hour. What bar we hitting? I'm on vacation you know.

No, but I might need fish bait.

Ah, you'll be there too then?

Roight! Listen up! To all my opponents who have managed to send a turn (and the number is shockingly low), I will be out of the country until the 20th in Isla Mujeres (translates as the Isle of Women) drinking cervesas (that's beer) and watching the scenery go by (check translation again...oh, did I mention it's topless?) in the warm, warm Caribbean sun on the Yucatan coast of Mexico. So guess what, don't send me anything, I already got everything I need. dalem will be in charge of watching Chloe the Wonderdog whilst I'm away. dalem, it better still have ears when I get back.... [ February 09, 2005, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

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