Lars

They're not real good at suicide either. I mean really, have you ever seen such a cry for help?

But lefsa and lingonberries are always served afterward. With a nice cup of egg coffee. Yep, them Swedes sure know how to party…

No need to be redundant. The mullet was a pretty good tipoff.

File this one under "No $#iT". Australian study finds alcohol linked to croc attacks Isn't everything in Oz linked to alcohol? Hey, Speedy, can I still buy you a drink?

Think V likes to hang out in the gym after the game. The houseboat one has got me stumped. For a minute there, I was going, cool...

*ahem* Our flight. Lars can! Afterall he unloaded that slum of his recently. </font>

But a firestorm is. Eh, not that important anyway. Nobody would be stupid enough to stick a whole Corps in a city.

Housewarming Party, My Place, Saturday, 4:00 PM. Whatever you do, don't mention the keg of Leinenkugel's to Mace.

Poser. No redneck would shell out the bucks for Pennzoil.

Keep practicing, they gotta send us something soon. Right? Right?

Horses, a strategic and operational level weapon. It all makes sense now. Who knew?

YES!!! LANDLORD NO MORE!!! Hell, this is better than when I sold my last boat. Steve, I recommend you become a landlord. Because, unlike software, when you sell the building, the feckwits go with it.

Er, sorry, think I misread that. Shouldn't the damage be split more evenly? Stick a corps in something like Hamburg and say bye bye corps along with the city.

So keeping a corps in a city that's getting pounded will no longer be a wise idea, eh? Course, you'd lose the entrenchment bonus. Decisions, decisions...

Abduction from the Seraglio

Nixon did Cambodia while Viet Nam was still going on, didn't he? Well then, if Nixon could expand a losing war into a neighboring country to lose in, then Bush can...Bush can... ...Oh ****. </font>

So you're not coming over for the kegger next weekend?

Um… . . . . . {…embarrassed silence…} . . . . Er… . . . . {…more embarrassed silence…} . . . . Well, there's a real thread killer…

Shooters? Pah! Napoleon was a Courvoisier man.

Hey, this game is paying off already!

Everybody knows it can’t be true, the Vikes haven't put one through the uprights all season.

I'm half Italian. My fatwas involve a .22 placed snugly to the base of the skull. </font>

Nice enemies, but all uncomfortably close to nuclear-capable. Regime change is nice, but it loses a lot of its sweetness when the price could be a thermonuclear blast in Tel Aviv, Osaka, or one of those big U.S. military installations in Iraq. </font>

Ah, I just knew there was something wrong with it. Death to the Infidel.

Too groggy of a thread title. Everybody is going to think that MBT stands for Main Battle Tank and we'll be up to our rear ends in idjits. Er, more so than just Boo, that is.